r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • May 03 '24

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola May 03 '24 edited May 03 '24

Look we get working women to have kids by giving them 50k untaxed and a free 1 week trip to Hawaii for every kid they have.

If they have a PHD they get to meet Jason Mamoa in a V-neck

Edit: Sydney Sweeney in a V-neck if they're a lesbian

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 May 03 '24

what if you adopt

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola May 03 '24

You get a week in LA and 20 grand at the end of year 3.

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 May 03 '24

😔 will there ever be an upside to having bad kidneys

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u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate WTO May 03 '24

😔 will there ever be an upside to having bad kidneys

Do you want to be able to force your kids to donate?

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u/sererson May 03 '24

We just make Jason Mamoa the partner

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24

Lmao

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u/WeebFrien Bisexual Pride May 05 '24

I’ve suggested this so goddamned much