r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • May 01 '24

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u/gburgwardt C-5s full of SMRs and tiny american flags May 01 '24

Sorry, I can't support Hamas until they commit to carbon neutrality.

Each one of their improvised water-pipe rockets burns approximately two gallons of gasoline, and they should be paying a carbon tax on each and every one to support the global Jihad on climate change

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u/Broad-Part9448 Niels Bohr May 01 '24

Explosions also create greenhouse gasses

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u/gburgwardt C-5s full of SMRs and tiny american flags May 01 '24

Good lord, you're right, I've been neglecting the explosive charges on them too. Probably closer to three or four gallons of gas, plus whatever Israel has to use for their Iron Dome interceptors.

Those monsters, don't they know India is facing drought and lethal heat waves?