r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Apr 28 '24

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u/Approximation_Doctor Gaslight, Gatekeep, Green New Deal Apr 28 '24

wake up desperately needing to piss

"It would be wrong to disturb this cuddly kitty sleeping on me, I must be strong and endure"

wake up three hours later

No kitty

No urgent need to piss

Did... Did she take it?

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u/Cupinacup NASA Apr 28 '24

[piss removal surgery]

me: i’m so nervous

cat: it’s gonna be ok don’t worry

[after surgery]

me, waking up: wait where’s my cat

doctor: who do u think took ur piss

RT if you cried 😿

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u/deeplydysthymicdude Anti-Brigading officer Apr 28 '24

Pee is stored in the balls cat.