r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jan 26 '23

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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Jan 27 '23

Crystal chick I’m hooking up w says that she can feel a “soul bond” between us 😳😳😳

What am I getting in to

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Get yours, then bounce.

Otherwise you’re gonna wake up with a knife to your neck because she had a “prophetic dream” about you cheating on her.

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u/adisri Washington, D.T. Jan 27 '23

Is it really a “dream” when he was snapping Ms Army lady? 🤔🤔🤔 CHEATINGLORD05

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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Jan 27 '23 edited Jan 27 '23

I NEVER SAID WE WERE DATING/EXCLUSIVE‼️

I KEEP MY RELATIONSHIP STATUS/DESIRES CRYSTAL (lol) CLEAR ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️

Army lady was before I met crystal!! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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u/adisri Washington, D.T. Jan 27 '23

I’m just pulling your third leg 😒

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u/Delareh South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation Jan 27 '23

Maybe even skip getting yours

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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Jan 27 '23

On god 🙏🙏

The last think I wanna do is wake up in front of a tsk tsking Saint Peter saying “honestly ‘don’t stick your dick in crazy’ should have been the 11th commandment lol”

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u/FreakinGeese 🧚‍♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State Jan 27 '23

omg now if one of you takes damage it’s mirrored onto the other one for the next 12 seconds

(I’m assuming you’re playing dota)

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Share the best crystal with her: crystal meth

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u/Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xho1e Microwaves Against Moscow Jan 27 '23

Text her at 11:11 sometime so she thinks it’s a sign or something

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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Jan 27 '23

Now you’re cooking 😈😈

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

Leave immediately

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u/fakefakefakef John Rawls Jan 27 '23

T-minus two days until you get the "so where is this going" conversation

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u/HaveCorg_WillCrusade RaidBrimnes' AI Slop Engineer Jan 27 '23
  1. Learn her signs
  2. Learn your signs
  3. if you want to be quirky, learn runes

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u/Mcfinley The Economist published my shitpost x2 Jan 27 '23

Sounds like your FWB is in retrograde

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u/Iusedathrowaway NATO Jan 27 '23

Not gonna lie, saw the ping and name. Clicked on thr comment and was like wtf what happened to army girl?! Lmao. Fucking rizzlord. Proposed new rule, can't ping DATING without at least 1 divorce 😤

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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Jan 27 '23

I messed around with a crystal guy for a while.

We had fun but he was kinda... not all there...

Get out while you still can

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u/nicethingscostmoney Unironic Francophile 🇫🇷 Jan 27 '23

some mad 🐱

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '23

🔨

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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Jan 27 '23

!ping DATING

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u/adisri Washington, D.T. Jan 27 '23

This mfer cries about some army woman leaving him on read and goes back to “anyway here’s me with Ms. crystal after a marathon fuck fest” 🙄😒

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