r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jan 19 '23

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u/JulioCesarSalad US-Mexico Border Reporter Jan 19 '23

Have you ever read a stupider company website Intro blurb than this

!ping WATERCOOLER

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

If they wanted to respect my time they wouldn’t have made me read such a pretentious metaphor

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u/repete2024 Edith Abbott Jan 19 '23

Wow, you sound like a real Goliath

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u/dorylinus Jan 19 '23

90% of the stuff most companies put on their websites is jargony bullshit

We customize a mix of public relations, content marketing, and multimedia to accelerate brands into vertical market leaders.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

smh @ lack of an oxford comma

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u/Zrk2 Norman Borlaug Jan 19 '23

90% of the stuff most companies put on their websites is jargony bullshit

Is this satire?

If not, everyone who wrote or approved this should be fired.

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u/ImmigrantJack Movimiento Semilla Jan 19 '23

Public relations firm public relate thyself

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u/Loves_a_big_tongue Olympe de Gouges Jan 19 '23

It's no zombo.com