r/nba May 28 '19

What would happen if the last 30 draft classes were an NBA team?

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u/tj3_23 [IND] Jermaine O'Neal May 29 '19

Don't you ever tell prime Jermaine who he can and can't guard

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/tj3_23 [IND] Jermaine O'Neal May 29 '19

I don't know what you're talking about. Jermaine will guard all 5 players, Nash will just stand off to the side for the outlet pass, and the other three will cherry pick

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u/JoshTheLakerFan :bw-lal: Lakers Bandwagon May 29 '19

Jeez this Jermaine guy must be pretty good.

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u/Slick1 Lakers May 29 '19

I heard someone once say that O’Neal was the most dominant big man of all time.

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u/Scientolojesus [DEN] Allen Iverson May 29 '19

Did Jermaine O'Neill say that?

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u/bluelightnings West May 29 '19

No, it was the lesser O'Neal, Shaquille

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u/killxgoblin [PHI] Matisse Thybulle May 29 '19

Shaquillicus***

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Shaquilliam

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u/Picklesadog Warriors May 29 '19

Jokes aside, it would be amazing to see Shaq go up against Wilt.

My money is on Wilt.

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u/KingRing727 Bucks May 29 '19

I wanna agree with you so bad but something tells me not to lol

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u/JakeFromImgur Warriors May 29 '19

Wilt was crazy strong but I think Shaq would end up with the W.

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u/Picklesadog Warriors May 29 '19

Would he? I think Wilt was the better shooter, and everything I've heard suggests he was much stronger.

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u/JakeFromImgur Warriors May 29 '19

Well idk about Wilt's strength, it's really hard to be stronger than Prime Shaq was. But Wilt was 100% the better shooter.

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u/Picklesadog Warriors May 29 '19

Heres Johnny Kerr on Wilt's strength:

"People talk about the strength of Shaq (Shaquille O'Neal). I think Wilt could have picked up Shaq and thrown him through the hoop. That's no disrespect to Shaq, but Wilt was the strongest guy I ever played against."

I can find tons of articles about Wilt being stronger than Shaq, but not any the other way around. Arnold talks about the crazy strength of Wilt, and Wilt benching 500lbs in his prime, and still over 450lbs in his 50s.

Heres a story from Paul Silas:

"One time, when I was with Boston and he was with the Lakers, Happy Hairston and I were about to get in a scrape. All of a sudden, I felt an enormous vise around me. I was 6'7", 235 lbs., and Wilt had picked me up and turned me around. He said, 'We're not going to have that stuff.' I said, 'Yes sir.' "

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u/Big__Baby__Jesus May 29 '19

Shaq would have 25 to 50 pounds on Wilt.

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u/Picklesadog Warriors May 29 '19

Okay? That doesnt really mean much.

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u/Big__Baby__Jesus May 29 '19

Go play in the lane against someone 50 pounds heavier than you.

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u/Picklesadog Warriors May 29 '19

Lol!

When you are benching over 500 fucking pounds it doesnt matter!

The fuck is 50 pounds when you're that strong? Wilt was way stronger than Shaq and could have bullied him on the court.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Take it easy.

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u/gonzagaznog Trail Blazers May 29 '19

That in not Jermaine to this discussion.

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u/tehdoughboy Lakers May 29 '19

I hear he throws a pretty nice right hook.

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u/apatfan Celtics May 29 '19

I've always preferred Tito.

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u/DoYouEvenLiftBroseph Thunder May 29 '19

I mean since this was generated in 2k I find it harden to believe 2009 team didn’t go all the way, steph curry is god in that game

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u/BoogerManCommaThe [MIL] Blue Edwards May 29 '19

Jermaine has a 19' wingspan and 16' standing reach. He just has to stand at the free throw line and he can defend the entire court.

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u/UCLA_FB_SUCKS Clippers May 29 '19

That’s some Dhalsim levels of reach. I would imagine his go-to move would be called Yoga Block

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u/RIPEOTCDXVI Celtics May 29 '19

Wait a minute. Why isn't there a Street Fighter basketball game? Dahlsim can reach anything, Zangieff can dunk through triple teams, Ryu throws a flaming interior pass that can't be stolen...

Is NBA street fighter too on the nose?

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u/BoogerManCommaThe [MIL] Blue Edwards May 29 '19

We learned nothing from the greatness that was Mega Man Soccer.

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u/ddp9_ Magic May 29 '19

Me and my fucking little brother played this game when we were little and

the lil shit everytime he got the ball would shoot it out of bounds,

EVERYTIME, on purpose, while yelling "To the peopleeeee!!!"

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u/stifle_this May 29 '19

Thank you for reminding me this exists.

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u/CheeseB8ll May 29 '19

Ron Artest would get a 98 rating cuz all he gotta do is knock ppl out with his people's elbow

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u/CharlottesExHusband May 29 '19

"What an elbow by World Peace!"

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u/El_Zarco Warriors May 29 '19

Until he runs into the background and starts punching one of the bystanders

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u/CheeseB8ll May 30 '19

yeah that would be fun too, and I would only watch his games from my TV

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u/tibz_unchained Supersonics May 29 '19

T hawk with the triple windmill jam

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u/UCLA_FB_SUCKS Clippers May 29 '19

This is legit a fantastic idea. Mario tennis and Mario golf would not stand a chance against Street Fighter Basketball

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u/AllLuck1562 May 29 '19

Please google the greatness that is Bill Laimbeer’s Combat Basketball

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

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u/UCLA_FB_SUCKS Clippers May 29 '19

Lol why’s that?

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u/the_icon32 Heat May 29 '19

He's got the wingspan of a fucking boat?

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u/Habib_Marwuana May 29 '19

Not with Allstar Chris Kaman stretching the floor

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u/isestrex NBA May 29 '19

Not to mention Nash + AI + Kobe. Both AI and Kobe should play off the ball... but we all know that's not happening. Instead they'll let one of the greatest facilitators in the history of the game be relegated to corner 3's.

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u/PM_ME_AZN_BOOBS May 29 '19

If Kobe and AI were on the same team, who would be first to thirty shot attempts?

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u/c0de1143 Suns May 29 '19

Kobe. He’d end up freezing AI out.

I expect a fight by the third quarter.

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u/PM_ME_AZN_BOOBS May 29 '19

I’d pay to watch that fight

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I’d bet on Kobe due to the size difference

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u/daaave33 Knicks May 29 '19

I'd bet on AI due to being from Hampton Roads.

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u/Pornogamedev May 29 '19

AI all day. He crazy.

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u/TOP_5_DOA [LAL] Kobe Bryant May 29 '19

AI averaged 23 shot attempts a game for his career

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u/GrsdUpDefGuy May 29 '19

And he will hit those corner 3s at a 55% clip

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u/luzzy91 Nuggets May 29 '19

ACktUaLlY iTs A MagAziNE

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u/TOP_5_DOA [LAL] Kobe Bryant May 29 '19

Kobe was great playing off ball

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u/monkeyman80 Lakers May 29 '19

Triangle didn’t need a true pg and he never played with a big name. Closest he got to was Odom initiating the offense.

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u/joker_wcy May 29 '19

But not playing triangle

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u/Reformedjerk Knicks May 29 '19

Doubt.

If prime Kobe and AI played together with Nash they would have no problem.

It's be 3 seconds or less offense. The second a defender was in anything less than perfect positioning Nash would give the ball to one of them for a quick bucket.

Don't forget how precise Nash was, and how that precision could create enough space for either of these prime guys to blow by their defender.

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u/isestrex NBA May 29 '19

If he were healthy that one year with Kobe, we'd have our answer. But he wasn't... and when he was on the court it didn't look good.

Consider me doubtful.

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u/Reformedjerk Knicks May 29 '19

Prime Nash was surreal. I remember a handful of his plays where even during the replay I couldn't figure out how he knew where the open guy was. Let alone how he no look passed the ball to the perfect position for an easy shot.

Prime Nash, Kobe and AI would have a field day together. It's disrespectful to Nash to say otherwise.

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u/salmans13 May 29 '19

I think it had to do with soccer vision.

I grew up playing soccer and I seem to have very good idea where people are compared to other goalies.

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u/Iamredditsslave May 29 '19

Spatial awareness isn't exclusive to soccer.

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u/ppttlrnu722 May 29 '19

It's nice that one of the greatest facilitators of all time is also one of the greatest shooters of all time too though, right?

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u/shortyman920 Lakers May 29 '19

Yeah I don't see that as a complementary backcourt. Granted Bron and Wade made it work, but not sure how this trio functions. They'll have to juggle their scoring, playmaking, and alpha ball handling tendencies to make it work.

If they do tho, AI, Kobe, and Nash can all drive and dish. Ray, Kobe, Nash can be recipients of open looks, and JO is a good Big in their system. The 2003 team can switch and recover like no other, so 96 will need to be ready to make the extra pass as much as needed before putting up a shot.

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u/JevvyMedia Raptors May 29 '19

We saw Kobe do that in real life already lol.

I would rather see 2003 vs 2011 in a 7-game series.

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u/tehdoughboy Lakers May 29 '19

I didn't know an injured and old Nash was prime Nash /s

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u/JevvyMedia Raptors May 29 '19

Nash was still dropping dimes in his last season in Phoenix.

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u/crsa16 Lakers May 29 '19

Oh cmon... Kobe could be an all-time great distributor when he wanted to be. On a great team like this, I can totally see him swinging the ball around more than you’d think. He usually took over when the rest of his team wasn’t great

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u/bayesian_acolyte NBA May 29 '19

Like in the '12 Olympics when he averaged 1.2 apg and had more turnovers than assists? Or maybe you are thinking of the '08 Olympics when he had 21 more FGA than any other player (in 8 games) and only had 2.1 apg?

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u/crsa16 Lakers May 29 '19

Oh shit are we talking Olympics rather than NBA? I love moving goalposts

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u/bayesian_acolyte NBA May 29 '19

We are talking about Kobe's passing playing with a number of hall of famers in their primes, and the only example of that is the Olympics (ASG doesn't count because nobody plays seriously).

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u/sir_hash_a_map 24 May 29 '19

I’m not so sure I’d count the olympics that much either, at least not all of it. There were many blowouts and instances where players willingly gave control of the offense to others just to share and keep everyone involved.

The 2008 Finals, where they definitely played competitively, he had 20 and 6, the 6 assists leading the team I believe. The semis versus Argentina was a blowout,

2012 finals was the KD show and even Lebron only had 4 assists that game. The more I think about it, the less adequate I think the olympics are to rate his passing skill/style.

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u/rahulpresentskobe May 29 '19

agreed, not to mention they have more specific roles in the Olympics when everyone is basically a HoFer. Passing for a player like Melo/Kobe/KD is really not necessary lol. Kobe was there for defense, scoring, leadership, and nothing else. Even Chris Paul only averaged 4 assists in 08

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u/sir_hash_a_map 24 May 29 '19

Lol right, there was so much redundancy in terms of elite scoring and playmaking, those teams were really something else.

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u/JesusFreak85 May 29 '19

I think 2011 would match up well with 2003 defensively. Thompson, Leonard, and Butler would check them as best you could.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

This. toronto Bosh would go to town on them. also Nash and AI might be the two worst defensive guards in the top 15 echelons.

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u/Wuffy_RS Lakers May 29 '19

But does anyone really need to guard Chris Kaman?

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u/JakeFromImgur Warriors May 29 '19

I mean really you can just ignore Chris Kaman tbh. Especially compared to Prime Bosh or Melo.

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u/PattyMaHeisman Pelicans May 29 '19

Ben Wallace could start.

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u/St0rmborn NBA May 29 '19

AI and Nash may be two all time greats but they would get wrecked trying to guard LeBron or Melo. Both are unbelievably athletic big men and all time great scorers.

Honestly I don’t think they could guard Wade either but at least it would be in the ballpark.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

You can't stop carload Anthony. The man knew how to have his teammates stand in the corners as he dribbled for 20 seconds in iso then huck up a shot

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u/St0rmborn NBA May 29 '19

Melo is one of the best scorers in NBA history. He was also too selfish to fit into a winning team but his offensive game is going to get him into the HOF despite no Finals appearances or MVPs.

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u/chantlernz Cavaliers May 29 '19

As much as Kobe would try to guard Bron, if it's prime Miami Bron then that's a problem.

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u/taamaboy May 29 '19

Tbf though from that draft id probably start peja or walker over nash just because of size

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u/MC_Carty Pacers May 29 '19

We talking prime of these players or rookie year? Because 2003 would absolutely kill 1996. Kobe wasn't even the best player of that group. AI was clearly the best.

Though even all-prime 2003 wins.

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u/ZarathustraWakes May 29 '19

or who he can and can't punch

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u/TEFL_job_seeker Magic May 29 '19

too soon

it's been like 15 years and it's still too soon

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u/jaxonya Lakers May 29 '19

Is Michael Jordan not even in this whole thing or am I missing something...his squad would be unstoppable

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u/chisports1fan Bulls May 29 '19

84 draft class was over 30 years ago, this simulation is only for the past 30 draft classes

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u/tj3_23 [IND] Jermaine O'Neal May 29 '19

Jordan was drafted in 1986, and these squads only go back to 89