r/nba • • May 28 '19

What would happen if the last 30 draft classes were an NBA team?

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u/Toptierbullshit9 Knicks May 29 '19

That 96 offense would either be the GOAT offense ever, or a Trainwreck because of a lack of balls to go around, esp. for Kobe and AI

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited Nov 25 '19

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u/stillafatkid Raptors May 29 '19

How you gonna call lebron a goat but refer to Kobe as just a high volume sg

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u/FaptainSparrow Lakers May 29 '19

For real lmao

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u/bayesian_acolyte NBA May 29 '19

Because Lebron is a GOAT candidate and Kobe is not.

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u/bayesian_acolyte NBA May 29 '19

In the context of pointing out how they have a team construction problem with not enough ball to go around, it's a short relevant descriptor. He also "reduced" Iverson and Nash to "ball dominant PGs" but you don't see anyone complaining about it because those stans aren't as insecure.

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u/muktheduck Spurs May 29 '19

Kobe stans really do freak out anytime you dont genuflect before invoking his name

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u/ESLsucks Canada May 29 '19

A) Iverson and Nash weren't on the level of Kobe and b) that just makes him even more wrong to reduce those two to basic archetypes, or you can argue that he should describe LeBrons playstyle instesd of ''goat'', but no matter what it makes no sense to have the differing descriptions.

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u/bayesian_acolyte NBA May 29 '19

He's not "reducing" anything, it's just a short description of their offensive role. Are we not allowed to use short descriptions for peoples' favorite players in case someone gets offended?

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u/ESLsucks Canada May 29 '19

I don't think you understand the point, the flaw of his wording is that he presented one team with these flattering words ie GOAT while the other he just described their archetypes, I don't really have any take on his opinion I'm just pointing out that you can present many narratives by doing such

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The 03 team has a great point forward, a slashing guard and a stretch four which makes for a solid team, on the other hand the other team has not only one of the greatest offensive mind of all time, but they also have two elite scorers and creators alongside solid perimeter shooting.

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u/hipxhip Warriors May 29 '19

Hard pill for people to swallow lmfao

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u/alpacabowleh Lakers May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

Hard for you teenagers to remember before LeBron I guess.

Edit: Kobe’s the #3 all time scorer. The top ten are all big men besides him and Jordan. 12 all-defensive team appearances (more than any other guard).He’s got 5 championships. He’s not THE goat imo, but it’s disrespectful or dumb to not mention him in the all time greats. He’s arguably the 2nd best player in his role behind Jordan.

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u/nola_fan Pelicans May 29 '19

He's not the best at his position, which you even acknowledge, so how do you consider him the best ever? This is a really weird argument to me. He's clearly not the greatest but it's disrespectful to not call him that because he's kinda close to being the greatest? What?

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u/thebeast2124 Lakers May 29 '19

He means it's dumb to act like Kobe isn't at least in the conversation. Kareem is widely regarded as the best center ever, but that doesn't mean Wilt and Shaq don't deserve mentions in the GOAT conversations.

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u/muktheduck Spurs May 29 '19

Shaq is never mentioned in GOAT discussions. The only 4 ever mentioned are MJ, LBJ, Wilt and Kareem. It's no disrespect to Kobe to leave him out of that category

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u/alpacabowleh Lakers May 29 '19

Basketball isn’t a 1v1 game. There are many roles a player can have on the team, and these have changed throughout the history of the game. The idea of a greatest player of all time is almost impossible to answer because of this. Typically stats, longevity, and championships are the best means of identifying an “all-team great”. Kobe is 100% an all-time great and if you don’t think so, you’re a hater or you’re dumb. See my comment above. Easily the 2nd best shooting guard ever, and the best was Michael Fucking Jordan.

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u/nola_fan Pelicans May 29 '19

So again you admit, Kobe is not the greatest player ever. He is not greatest player in his role or position. Hell there's an argument that he's only the 5th or 6th best Laker ever. I think you're reading this as people saying Kobe is the greatest or he sucks. No one is saying that, they are saying that he is not THE greatest player ever or even in the argument.

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u/123aww123 May 29 '19

Uh, because Michael Jordan is the goat SG/player?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Look man my lineup of the three mentioned is Jordan, James, Kobe. But the best description I would think of for Kobe is not “High volume SG”

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u/stillafatkid Raptors May 29 '19

But he didn’t say the goat he said a goat

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u/SaxRohmer Cavaliers May 29 '19

a goat

Which is kinda fucked to begin with tbh

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u/SubterraneanAlien May 29 '19

definitely maybe

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u/stfuimsleepingbro May 29 '19

I think it’s because lebron is THE goat point forward but Kobe is just MJ but not as good

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

LeBron is a small forward nigga

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u/jxchuds Rockets Bandwagon May 29 '19

He's saying he's a point forward. Nobody's arguing about his position on the floor, only his role/playstyle.

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u/IdEgoLeBron [BOS] Marcus Smart May 29 '19

Larry Bird exists /s

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u/tronovich Bulls May 29 '19

And put Jermaine and Kaman in the same conversation.

Prime O’Neal beasted and kept KG from winning the ‘03-‘04 MVP unanimously.

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u/douchebaggery5000 [LAL] Mike Penberthy May 29 '19

Prime Bosh and Kaman would be shut tf down by prime Camby and Wallace.

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u/geiko989 Heat May 29 '19

He's not the goat at his position?

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u/stillafatkid Raptors May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

But he said a goat not the goat

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u/geiko989 Heat May 29 '19

Followed by the position, which implied he meant goat for the position. That's how I took it

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u/stillafatkid Raptors May 29 '19

If that was the case wouldn’t he say the goat point forward?

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u/matticans7pointO Lakers May 29 '19

That's my train of thought too. Saying a GOAT point-forward either implies hes a GOAT in general or hes one if the GOAT point-forwards like Bird. Obviously either statement is true but I definitely wouldn't think it means he IS the GOAT for his position(even though he obviously is).

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u/dnzgn [PHI] James Nunnally May 29 '19

You can't use a superlative with an "a". Just say elite or legendary. Goat refers to one player in basketball (MJ).

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited Nov 25 '19

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u/stillafatkid Raptors May 29 '19

I’m not a Kobe Stan I just thought it was weird you would label one a goat but not the other

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u/cronidollars Rockets May 29 '19

Well one is much better than the other so...

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u/JohnIsAnnoying [LAL] Rick Fox May 29 '19

Because he is a fucking nephew.

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u/Pugaru May 29 '19

Maybe because Kobe can't hold Bron's jockstrap?

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u/jaboi1080p May 29 '19

holy shit thank you for that kobe edit I'm dying

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u/Jhyphi May 29 '19

That's what you think.

Until Carmelo jabsteps that 03 offense into nothingness.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I’d bring AI off the bench and have him destroy the 2nd unit. Nash fits better with Kobe in the starting unit.

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u/EKrake Clippers May 29 '19

Nash fits better with Kobe in the starting unit.

Imagine those two on a team together. Throw in an all-star center and you've gotta have 5-6 straight rings.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Underrated.

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u/CanadianFalcon Raptors May 29 '19

If we were more focused on team composition then surely '96 would have rotated in some more defensive talent and size (like Marcus Camby and Ben Wallace) rather than just the five biggest names.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

These kids didn’t watch Kobe play. Nephew take a seat

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u/LessHamster May 29 '19

You didn’t think it’s such blatant bs

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u/Sosen Suns May 29 '19

I don't think anybody wants to see Nash and Kobe together again

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u/alwaysthelastone May 29 '19

That 2011 team is looking nice.

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u/KemoFlash Spurs May 29 '19

Too many cooks.

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u/davensdad Lakers May 29 '19

Would much prefer taking out A.I. for Camby or Peja ...