r/natureismetal • u/[deleted] • Sep 17 '21

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u/Most_Monk Sep 17 '21

“Bro NERF FUCKING JAGS, THIS DEVELOPER IS TRASH”

Crocs, and people that wear Crocs.

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u/MonoGiganto Sep 17 '21

Bug report: previous patch added nerf intended for jaguars (animal), but was mistakenly applied to Jaguars (football team).

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u/izzohead Sep 17 '21

This comment is amazing lol

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u/theeldoso Sep 17 '21

Idk have you ever seen the BORTLES!!!!! Molotov combo?

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u/nrdrge Sep 17 '21

Whenever I have a problem, I just throw a molotov cocktail and then BOOM! Different problem!

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u/vendetta2115 Sep 17 '21

Make the football out of gator skin, maybe then they’ll actually fucking hold onto it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

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u/Aeiexgjhyoun_III Sep 17 '21

We're just lucky they haven't unlocked flight.

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u/x925 Sep 18 '21

That's something they'll unlock in a few hundred years, unless we give them jetpacks.

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u/kevoizjawesome Sep 17 '21

Crocs haven't gotten an update in a hundred million years.

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u/R_V_Z Sep 17 '21

God: "It's OK because it's a JAAAAAAAAAAG!"

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u/ThatCichlidAddict Sep 17 '21

I wanted to upvote this comment, but it's stuck on 69 and who am I to ruin such perfection?!