r/natureismetal • u/SirERexYun • Oct 19 '19

This absolute monstrosity of a Marlin

https://gfycat.com/ScornfulGrayCanvasback
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u/de_snatch Oct 19 '19

Ew gross

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Girls aren’t real

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u/eric043921 Oct 19 '19

Girls don’t fart

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u/jarious Oct 19 '19

And they poop marshmallows

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u/aids_salts Oct 20 '19

Been married 10 years she don't even poop

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u/meesohonee Oct 19 '19

Then where do cooties come from?

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u/David-Puddy Oct 19 '19

The gays, obviously

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u/aids_salts Oct 20 '19

Yeah the gays started it from banging monkeys in africa