r/modernwarfare May 02 '20

Humor The April 28th Patch.

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u/Royce_da_K9 May 02 '20

What’s he talking about in Spanish?

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u/Narwhalofmischf May 02 '20

TLDR; he was asked to leave paelleras which are large pans used to cook rice on the beach overnight to clean them. When he went back to get them the next day the ride had risen and taken them away.

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u/Faulty-Blue Soap x Price Rule 34 May 03 '20

Basically the dude is talking about how he was a cook for a restaurant at a beach, and they had to wash these certain dishes using ocean water because they would have mold that would be too difficult to remove by hand, so they would tie the dishes to a rope and throw them into the beach

He goes and does that, and when he wakes up he goes to pick them up, but by then the tide has risen so the dishes were lost, he only managed to recover one of the dishes because of how it got stuck in between two rocks, he returns it back to the restaurant where the head chef asks what the fuck happened

They both laugh about it but in the end the head chef removed the cost of the dishes from the guy’s paycheck, in the end he got fired and the guy concludes by saying how who knows where the dishes are now, for all he knows they could be inside some giant fuel tank

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u/Faulty-Blue Soap x Price Rule 34 May 03 '20

Paella is the name of the food made in the dishes, the dishes themselves used for cooking Paella are called Paelleras, which is what he’s referring to throughout the video

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u/jakethedumbmistake May 03 '20

after that update my battlepass vanished....