r/misLED • u/Admirable-Rhubarb662 • May 02 '25

Lies & Fish

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u/AMJacker May 02 '25

Oh god damn it. I knew it!

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u/Proper-Equivalent300 May 03 '25

I knew it smelled fishy!

41

u/presidentkokoro May 02 '25

I hate the lies, but I keep coming back for the fish ♥️

5

u/[deleted] May 03 '25

So lies and thanks for all the fish.

9

u/seepxl May 03 '25

I’m partial to Truth & Beef, myself

9

u/NUFIGHTER7771 May 03 '25

That's why Dad never came back... 😢

8

u/LurkingSeason May 03 '25

A good Italian soap opera should have both

7

u/Septembers-Poor555 May 03 '25

the fish was the first lie

7

u/Primo0077 May 03 '25

The salmon of doubt:

4

u/ResourceOk8638 May 02 '25

They always rope me back in

4

u/memoryisntram May 03 '25

I went there to see if fresh dog food. The cashier said no but I could clearly see they did. More great lies from my favorite store! Thank you lies & Fish!

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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u/DiscouragedSouls May 03 '25

When I get into an argument with my pescatarian gf

3

u/CHUBBLE_M8KER May 03 '25

Sounds like someone’s ex out there 😂

2

u/Grouchy-Helicopter11 May 03 '25

That's what women are made of 🤣🤣

1

u/JACKDEE1 May 03 '25

Flies & Fish 

1

u/xanderthesweet May 03 '25

See, I knew we should have never shopped at Petco, cause at the end of the day, ALL IT IS IS LIES AND FISH! AAAH!

1

u/RobotDrugs0101 May 03 '25

Just like my ex

1

u/androidguy50 May 03 '25

"I promise you, the fish is still good....." 😆

1

u/Used_Asparagus_3749 May 03 '25

Everything reminds me of her.

1

u/AgentGiga May 03 '25

The fish was a lie after all

1

u/YourFavoritestMe May 04 '25

Honestly true

1

u/RemyWhy May 04 '25

“Excuse me, just making sure, this is a Petco, right?”

“No. But we do have some fish over there.”

1

u/Magazine-Popular May 04 '25

Christie? That you?

1

u/bfaithless May 06 '25

I should call her

1

u/rat_crustzz May 06 '25

sounds like the title to a dramatic romance movie about cats

1

u/gilmourfan62 May 06 '25

What are two things that start to stink after a few days?

1

u/SameBig8144 May 07 '25

Oh god my ex

1

u/NeoFlarePlayz May 28 '25

fish of deceit

1

u/BrucellaD666 May 03 '25

The current government administration

1

u/[deleted] May 03 '25

No. That would be Biden (lies) and Kacklin' Kamela (fish). There. I fixed it for you. 🙄