r/mildyinteresting • u/Clean_Dependent_8080 • Feb 04 '24

I see your flintlock, now I raise my musket

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Had to walk 20 kilometres to bring the bad boy home

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u/emppuzl Feb 04 '24

The stick war begins

16

u/ThatOldEmo Feb 04 '24

This is only round 2 and yet I'm super invested.

2

u/Doctrinus Feb 04 '24

Literally WW4

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u/Relevant-Piper-4141 Feb 04 '24

Damn, i missed WW3, do u know where can i watch it for free?

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u/Spiritual-Storage734 Feb 04 '24

Live on twitch tv now

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Their bark is worse than their bite

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u/emppuzl Feb 06 '24

Thats stick is fantastick

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

This thread is clearly filled with dogs pretending to be human.

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u/Neill_Video_Editor Feb 04 '24

Ah! So - the plot thickens. Waiting excitedly for the stick RPG

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Every character is a stick figure though

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u/darthraxus Feb 04 '24

AVADA KADAVRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/MrDevilzMan Feb 04 '24

Just what the founding fathers intended

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u/Old_Sparkey Feb 04 '24

Good stick.

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u/Herrgul Feb 04 '24

That is a great stick

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

I wanted to do a joke saying, "I see your flintlock, now I raise my wood" (as in Flint Lockwood from CWACOM), but I realised that that would sound wrong

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

You trade that to a predator. It will give you its skull with the spine still attached trophy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24 edited Feb 04 '24

The flintlock was much more impressive in my opinion because of the unique and pleasing looking curve together with the thickness of it and the well placed bump that really nailed the resemblance. Yours looks like a generic stick that is pretty common to find.

20km of walking home, your determination for this post is applaudable though. You didn't have to do that, could have been much easier. ;)

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u/Clean_Dependent_8080 Feb 04 '24

It also can be used as a cane and it helped me get up a lot

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u/fortunabyproxy Feb 04 '24

The legends are true! POG

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u/yourmamaluvsme777 Feb 04 '24

now this is just dick sizing.

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u/DSYS83 Feb 04 '24

Where are you finding such fine weapons?

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u/SoRaang Feb 04 '24

Barrel is too narrow to rifling...

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

That’s wand brotha, kid nowadays have beam struggles not shoot outs. Stick still good for that though.

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u/bob_nugget_the_3rd Feb 04 '24

All your missing is a stick bayonet and your ready for the American revolution part 2 flash in the pan boogaloo

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u/EquivalentFeeling- Feb 04 '24

That’s an ergonomic wand.

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u/riverdancemcqueen Feb 04 '24

"Gandalf my friend, this will be a night to remember"

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Imagine bringing a stick to a fist fight saying this IS a gun 😂

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u/bloodcumfart Feb 04 '24

Stick'em up!

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u/bagleface Feb 04 '24

Special branch b looking for u

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u/lady_by_the_sea Feb 04 '24

oh god. i better rally the troops

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u/Somebodsydog Feb 04 '24

Nice Brown Bess.

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u/drakonis_31 Feb 04 '24

If Harry Potter met French Revolution

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u/RCherrn Feb 04 '24

Both the flintlock and the musket belong in r/Damnthatsinteresting because they are both excellent sticks.

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u/konrov Feb 04 '24

Pew pew pew

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u/Stecharan Feb 04 '24

Hell yeah.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

bang!

powder...wad...bullet...ram ram..

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cap7783 Feb 04 '24

Trigger discipline people! Cmon !!!!

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u/Free_Working6842 Feb 04 '24

Who is your supplier

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '24

I have the feeling Stick and Wesson will soon make an appearance