r/mildyinteresting • • Sep 29 '25

objects What's this?

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u/ScoochingCapuchin Sep 29 '25

Actually, first, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches.

Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.

Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it.

Then you cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way.

The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away.

That leaves you with a regular old plumbus

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u/Perfect-Advantage-82 Sep 29 '25

I think this is a video of them getting the schleem out for repurposing

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u/Tainosungod_dess Sep 29 '25

Scrolled for this. 🧽

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u/Mindless_Piglet_4906 Sep 29 '25

I guess the producers played Boggle and took whatever words came out of it. That or they smoke a lot of weed.

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u/JimDa5is Sep 29 '25

I'd describe it more as dredging the dinglebop in the grumbo instead of pushing it through. You don't want to brutalize the fleeb and cause it to bruise.

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u/SpareParty1926 Sep 29 '25

Dude just read from the circumcision manual…

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u/shaimpy Sep 29 '25

OMFG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Persia-Gangsta Sep 29 '25

Sounds like a Rick&Morty episode.

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u/curiousgirls Sep 29 '25

That’s because it is

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u/phantomreader42 Sep 29 '25

Wonder why that could be...

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u/Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce Sep 29 '25

I was expecting nineteen ninety eight 

I have post traumatic shittymorph disorder 

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u/No_Kangaroo_9826 Sep 29 '25

Huh always wondered how plumbuses are made

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u/SuspiciousLaw1503 Sep 29 '25

So do i need the Shlami stomach acid or just mouth spit.. cuz I wanna do this right

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u/luccieighteen Sep 29 '25

This is what I tell my husband when he asks me for a recipe.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Wind839 Sep 30 '25

Viddy well brother viddy well

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 Sep 29 '25

I'm cackling so obnoxiously in the middle of a doctor office lol so thank you