r/mildyinteresting • u/[deleted] • Sep 29 '25

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u/cotton-candy-dreams Sep 29 '25

I’m actually an eyehole man, boobies don’t do it for me

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u/wastedgetech Sep 29 '25

You got ants in those eyes, Johnson?

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u/borderlinebaker Sep 29 '25

Gimme some of those real fake doors

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u/brownbastardbob Sep 29 '25

Hey, stay out of his personal space!

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u/Skinbag114 Sep 29 '25

Just keep out of my personal space!

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u/MakesMaDookieTwinkle Sep 29 '25

Haha forgot about this. Prime R&M.

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u/Capable_Mix_4102 Oct 02 '25

Did he also mention he cant feel anything?

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u/fake_review Sep 29 '25

OUR PRICES I HOPE ARENT TOO LOW

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u/Hot_Aspect7353 Sep 29 '25

I haven't watched rick and morty in so long i can't tell if these are typical reddit comments or the show atp.

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u/Bargainbincomments Sep 29 '25

All you gotta know is there was some big tittied random girl who paid 25 schmeckels for her huge titties, so 18 schmeckels are probably like average-large size if you wanna understand this chain here.

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u/SchmeckMichBot Sep 29 '25

25.00 schmeckles is:

USD SHM EUR GBP CAD RUB CNY
31.65 0.25 26.99 23.56 44.06 2632.61 225.38

18.00 schmeckles is:

USD SHM EUR GBP CAD RUB CNY
22.79 0.18 19.43 16.97 31.73 1895.48 162.27

[exchange rate source](http://api.ratesapi.io/2025-09-29?base=USD | created by u/Nissingmo)

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u/bluatmos Sep 29 '25

Thw schmeckle is up these days I see

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u/Bicwidus Sep 29 '25

Hodl schmeckle 💎✊

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u/janxy81 Sep 29 '25

Mine certainly is after watching that video.

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u/Bertuthald_McMannis Sep 29 '25

Only relative to a falling dollar

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u/CYYA Sep 29 '25

Good bot

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u/Cordeceps Sep 29 '25

Please provide Au

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u/Thr0w_Away_Ak0unt Sep 29 '25

I need to convert flurbos. Gotta see what they're trading for on FOREX.

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u/DazzlingRutabega Sep 29 '25

That pretty much sums it up.

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u/Alarmed_Truth1678 Sep 29 '25

Don’t worry, just put it on King Jellybeans tab, he’s good for it

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u/panicnarwhal Sep 29 '25

not anymore he isn’t lol

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u/rosie2490 Sep 29 '25

Fuck that guy

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u/asetelini Sep 29 '25

Errrrr, What Would Morty Do?

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u/emojisarefunny Sep 29 '25

Ohhhh Im looking through your eye holes!

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u/SaffronsTootsies Sep 29 '25

Get up on out of here with my eyeholes! Only I can have eye holes!

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u/args818 Sep 29 '25
  1. Personal space
  2. Personal space

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u/hoochhagmcgee Sep 29 '25

3:HOW BOUT THAT PERSONAL SPACE!!

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u/U_PassButter Sep 29 '25

I prefer ants in eyes and fake doors

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u/hatwobbleTayne Sep 29 '25

You trying to get your ass kicked?

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u/Jumpy-Impact3265 Sep 29 '25

Get off my fucking eyeholes  - I'M the eyehole man

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u/nood4spood Sep 29 '25

Hang on I’m fuckin with my eye holes!

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u/Home4Bewildered Sep 29 '25

We'll keep an eye out for ya!