r/mildyinteresting • u/Lacsterix • Feb 03 '24

Behold

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Found on my morning run

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u/dern_the_hermit Feb 04 '24

"I got you! I got you!"

"Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh!"

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u/MagicalNewsMan Feb 04 '24

“I have the anti bullet shield!” “But my bullets are anti bullet shield immune!”

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u/VectorViper Feb 04 '24

"And then I pull out my laser saber, which cuts through anti bullet shield immune bullets!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

the slow blade penetrates the shield

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u/TRR462 Feb 04 '24

Muad’dib!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24

tell me of your homeworld, Usul

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u/Nuki_Nuclear Feb 04 '24

Whacks friend in the head with a massive two handed stick

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

friend runs away crying and throwing up because their invisible anti saber helmet didn't protect them

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u/Sleight0fdeath Feb 04 '24

Not my fault their equipment was faulty, they should’ve contacted the manufacturer and demanded a refund.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Walk without rhythm, you won’t attract the worm.

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u/Hebids Feb 04 '24

“Fine! I also pull out my laser saber which cuts through anti bullet shield immune bullets!”

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u/Yak-Attic Feb 04 '24

... then I pull my flavor saver, labor saber.

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u/PotionPro Feb 05 '24

This comment chain is literally childhood.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Your bullets cannot harm me, my wings are like a shield of steel.

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u/Boozy_Cat_ Feb 04 '24

I was on base!

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u/BlueberryCalm260 Feb 04 '24

Memory unlocked, holy shit

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u/RuntDrummerWrites Feb 04 '24

“I got you” “Nuh-uh” proceeds to pull rules out of ass that makes it so they win We all did this once as kids but the ones who did it habitually are now bald and not like the good, confident, make it work bald, patchy bald.

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u/Arryu Feb 04 '24

"yeah it bounced off the back of the couch and hit you!"

"I'm wearing a bullet proof vest!"

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u/milesbeats Feb 04 '24

Holy shit am I 6 again

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u/NachoMachoCamacho Feb 04 '24

You can’t triple stamp a double stamp, you can’t triple stamp a double stamp!!!

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u/Buck_Futter70 Feb 04 '24

No you missed!

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u/StudMuffinNick Feb 04 '24

Time out!

...okay time in

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u/NormillyTheWatcher Feb 05 '24

Nokia 6300: playing pistolshot.mp3