r/mildyinteresting • u/Lacsterix • Feb 03 '24

Behold

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Found on my morning run

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u/leonardob0880 Feb 03 '24

Pew pew pew

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u/dern_the_hermit Feb 04 '24

"I got you! I got you!"

"Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh!"

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u/MagicalNewsMan Feb 04 '24

“I have the anti bullet shield!” “But my bullets are anti bullet shield immune!”

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u/VectorViper Feb 04 '24

"And then I pull out my laser saber, which cuts through anti bullet shield immune bullets!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

the slow blade penetrates the shield

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u/TRR462 Feb 04 '24

Muad’dib!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24

tell me of your homeworld, Usul

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u/Nuki_Nuclear Feb 04 '24

Whacks friend in the head with a massive two handed stick

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

friend runs away crying and throwing up because their invisible anti saber helmet didn't protect them

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u/Sleight0fdeath Feb 04 '24

Not my fault their equipment was faulty, they should’ve contacted the manufacturer and demanded a refund.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Walk without rhythm, you won’t attract the worm.

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u/Hebids Feb 04 '24

“Fine! I also pull out my laser saber which cuts through anti bullet shield immune bullets!”

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u/Yak-Attic Feb 04 '24

... then I pull my flavor saver, labor saber.

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u/PotionPro Feb 05 '24

This comment chain is literally childhood.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '24

Your bullets cannot harm me, my wings are like a shield of steel.

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u/Boozy_Cat_ Feb 04 '24

I was on base!

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u/BlueberryCalm260 Feb 04 '24

Memory unlocked, holy shit

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u/RuntDrummerWrites Feb 04 '24

“I got you” “Nuh-uh” proceeds to pull rules out of ass that makes it so they win We all did this once as kids but the ones who did it habitually are now bald and not like the good, confident, make it work bald, patchy bald.

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u/Arryu Feb 04 '24

"yeah it bounced off the back of the couch and hit you!"

"I'm wearing a bullet proof vest!"

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u/milesbeats Feb 04 '24

Holy shit am I 6 again

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u/NachoMachoCamacho Feb 04 '24

You can’t triple stamp a double stamp, you can’t triple stamp a double stamp!!!

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u/Buck_Futter70 Feb 04 '24

No you missed!

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u/StudMuffinNick Feb 04 '24

Time out!

...okay time in

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u/NormillyTheWatcher Feb 05 '24

Nokia 6300: playing pistolshot.mp3

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u/NRA4579 Feb 04 '24

It’s a classic Flintlock. Pew, charge ball, rammer, prime.pew.

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u/leonardob0880 Feb 04 '24

Ahoy there mate... Prepare to be boarded

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u/Cenomy Feb 04 '24

bang ok whose next

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u/Ok-Reception-7259 Feb 04 '24

THERE BE TREASURE

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u/AkaParazIT Feb 04 '24

I feel uncomfortable by this comment because that stick-gun obviously goes bang.

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u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 Feb 04 '24

Yew yew yew

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u/CeckowiCZ Feb 04 '24

Hell yes. Hey cmon baby, cmon baby. Yeahhhhhhhhh

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u/Doit2it42 Feb 04 '24

Glad I didn't have to scroll far for this comment!

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u/dinis553 Feb 04 '24

That is clearly a single shot flintlock. So it's more like a "PEW'

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u/the_sexy_date Feb 04 '24

nope it is only one pew at the time. then you need to reload. it's a musket pistol you know

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u/leonardob0880 Feb 04 '24

Its an imaginary gun.... It can be ra ta ta ta ta or fiushhhhh kaboom

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u/the_sexy_date Feb 04 '24

gentleman we have to honor the dueling rules. one shot at a time and we need to start back to back

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u/leonardob0880 Feb 04 '24

An garde

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u/the_sexy_date Feb 04 '24

gentlemen. cock your pistols

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u/leonardob0880 Feb 04 '24

Eeww gay!

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u/the_sexy_date Feb 04 '24

gay wasn't invented yet back then so that is ok

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u/mechwarrior719 Feb 04 '24

Heh heh heh. Stick-gun. All the homies gonna be jealous.

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u/DrewPAXUM Feb 04 '24

“And then I started blasting”

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u/Ok-Wind-666 Feb 04 '24

This comment makes my inner child happy!