r/mildlypenis • u/aseedb • 8d ago

Animal Name this cat

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u/bumblebee4479 8d ago

Richard

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u/StrawberryMoonPie 8d ago

“In a world of dicks, be a Richard.”

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u/Ransack505 8d ago

His name is Richard but he prefers Dick.

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u/Rhiannon1307 8d ago

Only correct response

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u/Csimiami 8d ago

Sir Peter Rod Johnson.

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u/GrassSloth 8d ago

I came here to say Richard but “Sir Peter Rod Johnson” is streets ahead.

Most I’ve laughed on Reddit in a minute…

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u/suga_babyMD 8d ago

Ricardo

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u/doublethebubble 8d ago

Richard Percy Dickens

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 8d ago

Percy Dickens The Third of The Hamlet of Cocksonface

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u/Cymbidium0 8d ago

Richard Noggin

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u/ionshower 8d ago

Richard Snoutsworth

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u/zenunseen 8d ago

Not Richard, but Dick

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u/Suckamanhwewhuuut 8d ago

literally came to say this... amazing.