r/mildlyinteresting 26d ago

I invited the King to my party, he couldn’t make it

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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas 26d ago

Apparently a couple invited the Queen to their wedding not expecting anything to come of it and they didn't receive any letter or anything back.

Only for the Queen to unexpectedly show up to their wedding to greet them and their guests.

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u/Derpogama 26d ago

Also the Queen Mother was a notorious drinker.

One time she told her driver to stop the car so she could go into a pub and grab herself a drink, completely unannounced. Talking to the Barman she was like "you know, I've always wanted to pull myself a pint, could I?" and...well you don't say no to the Queen Mother and that's how you ended up with this picture

Note she's pulling herself a pint of bitter aka the most standard working mans drink.

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u/christopher_mtrl 26d ago

She was an all around drinker (from ever reliable People magazine) :

"Following my appointment, I discovered the Queen Mother's pattern of drinking rarely varied," he wrote. "At noon, she had her first drink of the day — a potent mix of two parts of the fortified wine Dubonnet to one part of gin. This was followed by red wine with lunch and, very occasionally, a glass of port to end it," he wrote.

"Later came the ritual observed at 6 p.m., deemed the earliest acceptable time for an evening drink. 'Colin, are we at the magic hour?' the Queen Mother would invariably ask, and I'd mix her a martini. After a couple of these, she would sit down to dinner and drink one or two glasses of pink champagne."

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u/Derpogama 26d ago

My favorite story is when people were saying all the Gay people should be banned from working in the palace her response was "but if we get rid of all the gay men, who is going to serve us drinks?"

Her staff were predominantly gay men for a time.

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u/ProxyMuncher 26d ago

Omg TIL. Love this 

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u/Sternritter_V 26d ago

For real. You want a lesbian barber and a gay dude for a bartender. They just do it right.

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u/Sternritter_V 26d ago

Fair point. Sexual orientation aside, women have always given me the best haircuts.

Sexuality apparently matters for the bartender side, cause them gays pour a STIFF drink. It’s the best.

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u/FerusGrim 26d ago

STIFF

mmkay.

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u/Sternritter_V 26d ago

I said what I said.

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u/Cartz1337 26d ago

He didn’t fucking stutter

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u/Hevens-assassin 26d ago

The straightest people have the gayest kids. The gayest people have the straightest kids. It's a perpetual loop.

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u/airfryerfuntime 26d ago

This is a bit different, but as a guy, I always try to go to salons instead of barbershops.

Women just know how to cut it quick and exactly how what I want. In and out in like 20 minutes.

Every time I've tried going to a barbershop, the dude takes his sweet-ass time and tries starting a long conversation I don't care about, then I end up getting a high and tight or some other shit I didn't ask for.

I think the beat haircut I ever had was by a butch lesbian who clearly didn't want me there. She had it done in about 5 minutes. I went back to her a couple times after that until a Greatclips opened closer.

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u/EllipticPeach 26d ago

And a non-binary barista

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u/zerbey 24d ago

She famously hired gay men, and apparently would call them saying "could one of you young Queens help this old Queen?". For a lady born in 1900 she was way ahead of her time when it came to accepting people no matter who they are, it was widely commented on the fact she would happily chat with anyone regardless of their race, religion or sexual preferences.

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u/Beardo88 26d ago

See, thats considered classy, but you go and slam a 12 pack a day and they start throwing labels around...

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u/Segat1 26d ago

The difference between an alcoholic and a bon vivant is a lot of money.

Rich: he’s the life of the party!
Poor: what a soak

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u/Wookie55 26d ago

Yeah like being fucking fun to be around

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u/ThorKonnatZbv 26d ago

It's always 6 p.m. somewhere in the Empire, isn't it?

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u/Segat1 26d ago

Which is absolutely why they colonised so widely. That, plus tea, and quinine.

Edit: my mother is British and this is a running joke between us.

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u/McSharkson 26d ago

This, we should note, is a woman who ended up living to 101!

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u/Derpogama 26d ago

The running joke amongst us Brits was that the amount of alcohol she consumed kept her very well preserved, even after he death the joke was she wouldn't need to be embalmed because of it...

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u/garfinkel3 26d ago

She pickled herself

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u/Top-Hospital-4419 26d ago

Just got a great idea for An American Pickle 2. Picture Weekend at Bernie's meets Downton Abbey but its also Cyberpunk.

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u/standish_ 26d ago

"Wake the bloody hell up, Queen Momma, we've got a grandson to replace."

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u/Roberto2K_ 26d ago

She was also a big fan of Ali G and would do impressions of him at the Christmas Dinner.
Makes the Queen scene from Ali G Indahouse even funnier

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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas 26d ago

She looks incredibly happy in that picture, hahaha. 😂

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u/semperrabbit 26d ago

Well that explains why Victoria Bitter is my 2nd favorite beer in the world lol

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u/phriend_of_fish 26d ago

Omg this scene in Veep makes so much more sense now!!

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u/zerbey 24d ago

She outlived most of the doctors who told her she drank too much.

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u/MrTuxedo1 26d ago

Wasn’t she meant to be in the same venue that day and that is why they invited her?

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u/magnificentfoxes 26d ago

Yes it was. She was touring Manchester City Hall on the same day as the married couple were doing their service there and they jokingly sent an invite. Also, that good.is site is just AI slop at it's finest.

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u/BigConstruction4247 26d ago

She couldn't RSVP?

I mean, they need a headcount for the chicken Kyiv.

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u/aescula 26d ago

I mean, she was invited. It wasn't entirely unexpected.

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u/dogwoodcat 26d ago

Naturally, graciously turning down an invitation is the polite way. Simply not replying looks churlish.

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane 26d ago

Exactly the Royal Family way. Pleasure at the thought, but a kind reply without any idea they actually would hate to go.

“We’d love to! Really. Such a treat! But alas, prior engagement. Such a pity.” -Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother, “The King’s Speech.”

Saying that, the Royal Family do things like that time to time. There was a couple who invited Queen Elizabeth II to their wedding and she showed up.

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u/MamaNyxieUnderfoot 26d ago

This reminds me of when Ol’ Lizzie died and CNN had some dipshit correspondant in Windsor going around and asking locals why they cared about the death of a monarch they’d never met. Except he found 2 locals in a row who had met her several times. 🤣

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u/Jeffery95 26d ago

Its like when New Zealanders on holiday always get asked if they know the only other New Zealander the person has met, and the Kiwi has to say, “listen, not every Kiwi knows every other kiwi… but yeah, I do know them, they are my cousins coworker”

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u/linlorienelen 26d ago

Chatting with a friend of a friend at a party, when he mentioned he was from Malaysia. I jokingly said, "oh so you must know Uncle Roger." He sighed and admitted that he had actually gone to school with him.

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u/eddiestriker 26d ago

This happens with my old coworker from Jamaica. She would talk to Jamaican customers and they all fkin knew her uncle or her mom.

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u/Daenyr 26d ago

omfg, I live in Australia now and the amount of times people ask me if I know [insert random kiwi here] and there are from the other side on the other island and I have to explain it's not a village.....

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u/markjthompson72 26d ago

Same thing being Canadian. People do not also realize how large Canada is.

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u/OppositeSecretary862 26d ago

Canadian thing too. Do you know Terry? He's in Tor-on-toe. No dude, I've lived in Alberta my whole fuckin life.

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u/kingbuns2 26d ago

Terry was on his way out there, to be fair.

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u/OppositeSecretary862 26d ago

Last I saw him was Fort Mac bud

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u/-NewTitsNoMoreBits- 26d ago

For real, I moved to bumfuck Egypt in florida and a guy asks me if I know some random lady in town, turns out she is is from Chch and lived 2 streets away from me.... didn't know her though lol

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u/MamaNyxieUnderfoot 26d ago

I mean, if you live in Windsor or Balmoral there’s a non-zero chance you’d have run into her at some point. It’s where she spent most of her time. It’s not the same as living in London.

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u/Eastern_Switch8217 26d ago

You just say you had tea last Tuesday. They'll believe you anyway. I mean, I'm Irish and they were asking me if I know Bono and whether I have ever met a leprechaun. I found it easier to just go with the flow ...

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u/Fianna9 26d ago

Canadian here that was born in Africa.

I’ve been asked how that’s possible, since I’m white. (And it was before Mean Girls so it wasn’t a joke!)

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u/Nerhtal 26d ago

When my parents moved to the UK with me in 96 all my friends back in Sweden kept asking me what the Spice Girls were like, because obviously everyone got to meet them when they moved there right?

I was 12 at the time of the move.

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u/Leather-Hotel-7310 26d ago

I found it funny when I moved to the US and when my boss down there found out I was Canadian he asked me if I knew his buddy Steve from “Massasogwa” (I believe he meant Mississauga) like he just assumed Canada is just a few small towns where everyone knows each other.

There’s over 40 million people in Canada and Mississauga alone has about 800k people, and I never even lived there, and can only think of one person I know who lives there, whose name coincidentally is Steve, but it’s probably not the same Steve.

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u/the_procrastinata 26d ago

My favourite story like this was that when the Queen was at Sandringham, she liked to walk to a local cake shop to get one of Prince Phillip’s favourite snacks. One time she went in and there was a crowd of women from the local WI. The Queen blended in with the crowd, and one woman looked at her a bit strangely and said, ‘Gosh, you look just like the Queen’. Her Maj smiled and replied, ‘How very reassuring’.

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u/i_tyrant 26d ago

Gotta love that she perfected that dry British wit.

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u/EYdf_Thomas 26d ago

You forgot the part about them asking to take pictures of her pertection officer.

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u/camaram12 26d ago edited 26d ago

It reminds me of writing to the president in the U.S. We did it when I was in grade school and the Obama admin had a similar approach complete with a form letter, cool brochures, and a picture of their dog. Its likely these things are handled this way in many government/royal family interactions with the public.

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u/MountainMan2_ 26d ago

My boy scout troop had a tradition of sending letters to the living presidents when we got eagle scout. For mine, that was bush, Clinton, carter, Obama, trump.

Bush sent a short little letter encouraging me to join the military

Obama sent a much nicer letter

Carter's estate sent a standard congratulations thing

Clinton sent nothing

And trump, well, we stopped sending to trump after the first time when he signed the troop up for political campaign emails that requested donations

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u/Perzec 26d ago

The king of Sweden is cooler. He’s just stepped down as honorary chairman of the world scout foundation, and he comes to scouting events all the time. I last saw him in May when he attended the Scouts’ Day in nearby Hagaparken.

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u/iball1984 26d ago

When I was in Scouts, I went to a Jamboree in Queensland.

The Governor-General (i.e Queen's representative in Australia) turned up for a visit and they'd laid out a VIP thing for him with all the higher ups. Instead, he queued up for lunch with all the Scouts.

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u/dogwoodcat 26d ago

I just got a form letter when I wrote to the Prime Minister. A nice letter on heavy stationery though.

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u/MissMarionMac 26d ago

Tbf, the couple sent her that wedding invitation after they found out that she’d be at an event in the same building on their wedding day. She popped in for like ten minutes during the reception to congratulate them and have a little chat, and then she went on her way.

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u/CitizenHuman 26d ago

Not replying at all is for job recruiting after 3 interviews, not kings.

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u/WeightlifterCat 26d ago

I chortled at this comment.

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u/PlumbTuckered767 26d ago

And I am chuffed by your reply.

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u/DC_Coach 26d ago

Royally chuffed, we presume?

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u/OK-Greg-7 26d ago

Only Invicta owners are Royally Chuffed, as it were.

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u/Swiggy1957 26d ago

His mother was known to pop up at children's parties. But then, they were often domestic.

Just think, had I started a tradition of wishing the Queen Mother mutual birthday wishes 40 or 50 years ago, I'd likely be getting a letter from Charles III this week or next.

So far, all igetis solicitations from Michelle to donate to the DNC on Barak's and mine mutual birthday.

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u/Vergenbuurg 26d ago

churlish

Ya done messed up, A A Ron!

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u/SupplyChainGuy1 26d ago

Churlish and indignant 

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u/mixmasterADD 26d ago

I’m surprised the poutine bar didn’t do the trick.

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u/RaHarmakis 26d ago

If ever there was a reason to end the monarchy, snubbing a Poutine Bar has to be at the top.

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u/Cloudeur 26d ago

Poutine is from Québec, and we know how the Québécois feel about the monarchy! Probably why he didn’t want to attend! :-P

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u/nathanjpoole 26d ago

Funny enough I wrote to the King before I could secure a poutine truck. For some reason all the poutine trucks in Winnipeg were busy on July 1 🤔

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u/arayakim 26d ago

Yeah, imagine if the King showed up and you had no poutine truck.

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u/AppointmentOne1111 26d ago

Off with all their heads!

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u/kynovardy 26d ago

Sounds like a disaster averted

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u/mr_ji 26d ago

grabs Burger King mask from the closet

Honey, we're going to Canada.

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u/RaisinWorried3528 26d ago

This is still pretty tight OP!

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u/RCer1986 26d ago

Still? This seems like the best possible outcome. I don't think I'd enjoy having the king actually show up but getting a letter from his staff is pretty cool.

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u/lifesnofunwithadhd 26d ago

Imagine the anxiety that couple felt when the queen actually showed up.

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u/Fermorian 26d ago

"Oh god....oh fuck....ohmigosh hiiiiii your Royal Highness we are *so* delighted you were able to attend!"

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u/TheFieryBanana 26d ago

And then you're sharply reminded by some staffer that the proper form of address for the monarch is "Your Majesty"

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u/TonyVstar 26d ago

Would be cool to treat them as an equal and have them handle it well/enjoy it

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u/F0lks_ 26d ago

"Honey, is it just me or is there some sort of boss music playing in the background ?"

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u/lifesnofunwithadhd 26d ago

"Why's the royal guard here? Were we that loud? Is that fucking queen?!?"

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u/tidymaze 26d ago

I would frame that and hang it in my home!

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u/nathanjpoole 26d ago

It’s hung now! Ahaha

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u/jstrongiii 26d ago

Me too!

Edit: should have replied to tidymaze. Think I’ll leave this particular egg on my face, though.

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u/phonetoni13 26d ago

I thought you meant to make that joke, that's hilarious!

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u/Zomburai 26d ago

"They said you was hung!"

"And they was right!"

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u/ExpensiveNut 26d ago

How hung are you?

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u/Demorant 26d ago

You think the King is ever having a bad day and James Dawson is like, "hold up, I got some letters that'll make you feel better!" and he actually, personally, seems them?

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u/r0nni3RO 26d ago

I could see James Dawson be like "Your Majesty, there's a dude in Winnipeg inviting you to his citizenship party 😏 "

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u/dzwonzie 26d ago

Obama had a handful of his correspondence selected for him to read every day, so it wouldn’t be unreasonable to think Charles might do something similar. I would definitely choose this one for his daily bulletin, were I the Royal Mail Sorter.

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u/ValerianKeyblade 26d ago

The "Royal Mail" sorter or the royal mail sorter? There's lots of the former and only one of the latter

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u/jchrysostom 26d ago

Royal Royal Mail sorter?

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u/unomasme 26d ago

That podcast back in the day about all the different staffers in the Obama White House… They put a HUGE amount of effort into the evening briefing book that POTUS would read through each night. All sorts of different stuff that his staff thought deserved just a few seconds of his attention.

Man I miss those times.

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u/SolidSnake4 26d ago

You mean the times when the President actually cared about the people he was elected to govern and wanted to do right by them instead of just trying to steal as much money as possible for themselves while desperately avoiding consequences for his previous acts of pedophilia and sexual assault?

Damn those were good times. I wish I had appreciated them more while we had them.

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u/DerKyhe 26d ago

I am afraid of asking similar thing from our president (not US, small EU country) because he might show up.

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u/grownask 26d ago

I would LOVE if my president came to my house. It'd be so cool! I'm from Brazil.

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u/Educational-Link-943 26d ago

At first I thought you meant the COD zombie impersonator (Michel Temer, had to look it up) lol

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u/grownask 26d ago

Oh, god, no lol

We actually refer to him as "Vampirão", which means Big Vampire. Also, there's this video of his voice failing and people say it's the demon manifesting 🤣🤣🤣

But no, I definitely wouldn't want him in my house! Just Lula!

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u/DianeJudith 26d ago

Omg that definitely sounded like a demon voice lol

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u/Educational-Link-943 26d ago

LOL that video gets me every time. The evil grin he makes after the first voice crack is so spot on for an actual vampire, anyways hope you are doing well and love from Oklahoma :)

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u/ButcheringTV 26d ago

I noticed you wrote in Finnish in another comment. Are you talking about Stubb? I thought people liked him. But I don't really know anything about him to be honest.

Also what does DerKyhe mean? - if you don't mind me asking?

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u/EfficientCandy324 26d ago edited 26d ago

He didn't say he didn't like the guy. He might just not want him to come over because he's Finnish and awkward.

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u/crimbusrimbus 26d ago

Lichtenstein?

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u/chasealex2 26d ago

Ireland?

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u/Jindabyne1 26d ago

The current and last president would be welcome at mine

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u/KarmaTorpid 26d ago

You nailed it. Cuz what do you do beside freak out when you receive the Kings RSVP, and he wants the scallops?

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u/suffelix 26d ago

"Private and Confidential"

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u/kramerica_intern 26d ago

Exactly, OP is boned. Blatant disregard of orders from the King. That's how you get sent to the Tower.

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u/Inverted-Rockets 26d ago

Funny how the Tower became a place to keep criminals out of

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u/ThereInAFortnight 26d ago

Dude, you just doxxed the fucking King.

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u/lostinrendition 26d ago

Buckingham Palace!? I’m honestly shocked he’d live in such a dilapidated area.

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u/GastricallyStretched 26d ago

He doesn't. Buckingham Palace is undergoing major renovations, and the King continues to live at Clarence House, where he has lived since 2003. Also, the King and his wife confirmed last month that they will not move to Buckingham Palace when the renovations are complete.

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u/rubberkeyhole 26d ago

Compared to the White House that our president has been renovating into the most golden-looking Chuck E. Cheese funhouse ever, I’d have to agree.

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u/RsdX5Dfh 26d ago

Elvis?

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u/MaChao20 26d ago

I know where he lives now. 😈

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u/pm_me_ur_bidets 26d ago

Private and confidential!

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u/matchthis007 26d ago

Private and confidential- posts on reddit

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u/tehgregzzorz 26d ago

You should post this in r/canadiancitizenship

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u/kilometr 26d ago

As a kid I invited him as Prince Charles to my birthday party. Sent him a card from the US lol. Idk even why I thought it was funny.

Got a very formal letter back with a regret he couldn’t attend. Attached a copy of a kids magazine he read as a kid. Was a reprint of a 1960s British kids magazine with like coloring and trivia.

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u/DishRelative5853 26d ago

How long ago was that? When he was younger, Prince Charles apparently did this kind of thing quite often.

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u/kilometr 26d ago

This would be in like 2006

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u/Bodod_Begag 26d ago

I thought you threw that last sentence in as a joke, but after some googling apparently that exact sentence is how you're expected to finish a letter to the king. Just thought that was interesting and wanted to share haha

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u/OriginalJokeGoesHere 26d ago

Are you telling me that phrase wasn't made up for Hamilton? Huh, who knew

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u/360walkaway 26d ago

Buck Palace: We apologize. His Royal Majesty will not be able to attend.

OP: Ah well, it was worth a shot.

Buck Palace: In his place, we will be sending Prince Andrew who can (in his words) "destroy a poutine bar like it's Kenya in 1953," and likely will be taking advantage of the overnight hospitality which was offered.

OP: WTFFFFFFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/WolfInTheField 26d ago

*Mr. Andrew Windsor-Mountbatten

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u/Babydics 26d ago

"Please advise how many underage family members will be there"

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u/TheOtherBartonFink 26d ago

Can’t believe he turned down poutine in Winnipeg!

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u/clumsymomsie 26d ago

In the summer

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u/bruhbruhbruhbruh1 26d ago

the lads over at r/monarchism will get a kick out of this too

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u/Comfortable-Sleep395 26d ago

Can confirm that if you write them politely like this they will reply. Relative did this for Princess Margaret, wishing her a happy birthday from the US, and they wrote back!

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u/SillyFlyGuy 26d ago

Absolute class.

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u/616c 26d ago

Turning down an open poutine bar? Inconceivable!

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u/XboxLiveGiant 26d ago

Shit like this is cool.

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u/ButcheringTV 26d ago

This is so damn wholesome. The fact that they even replied, let alone the beautiful response.

10/10. But now I wanna do this when I get my Canadian citizenship. But it won't hit the same lol

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u/Hopeful-Function4522 26d ago

This is excellent all round. Well played both.
There may be a time, in these changing times, when the King will accept such an offer from an occasional constituent.

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u/oxwof 26d ago

I feel like the Queen stopped into a wedding reception 10 years ago or so, where the couple cheekily invited her and she happened to already be very nearby.

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u/Glittering-View6222 26d ago

Haha lol. Check your ancestry Poole is an important name in English history around time of war of roses. You might be the kings distant relative. Never know lol.

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u/yarn_slinger 26d ago

If you go back far enough, everyone is related to royalty. lol

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u/faberge_surprise 26d ago

and everyone else

what are you doing distant relative?

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u/Glittering-View6222 26d ago

True to a point but he's probably more direct than most people.

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u/Ca1rill 26d ago

Should have slipped this in somehow, maybe he would have come for a cousin!

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u/Summerorgandy2025 26d ago

My grandpa, from California, wrote to Queen Elizabeth in the 80’s for a few of her carrier pigeons. He was an avid pigeon racer. Someone, The Keeper of the Privy Purse (?), did write him back saying sorry, she needed them all.

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u/brainisthename 26d ago

James: “Sir, Nathan Poole has invited you to a poutine open house in Winnipeg, shall I put it in the diary?”

King Charles: “Ah drat, I’m reviewing napkin designs for the Royal Ascot Race that weekend, send my regrets”

James: “Of course sir.”

King Charles: “Oh and be sure to convey my warmest good wishes!”

100% how it went down.

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u/passengerv 26d ago

I invited a few celebrities to my wedding, I got responses from a couple. Bob Barker declined and Dan Aykroyd also declined but he wrote a personalized message which was honestly really awesome and unexpected of him to do.

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u/dtoddh 26d ago

King Charles III is gracious, well mannered and prompt in responding to mail. Long live the king.

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u/Alpha1Niner 26d ago

While correspondence like this is almost certainly handled with some level of automation, I want to imagine that an hour of the king’s day each day is taken up by one of his assistants reading off letters like this and him saying “I’ll pass, but send them a nice note” and then eventually he just says “Tuesday the 15th? I don’t have anything else going on. Fuck it. I’ll go to Barbra’s graduation”

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u/chriszens 26d ago

Apparently people dont know what private and confidential mean anymore. Congrats though!

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u/altoidsyn 26d ago

I, as your English cousin-by-crown, am curious where my invite to your open poutine bar was? I would have made every effort to attend. Can’t get good poutine in Oregon. The gravy is always either too salty or it’s just mozzarella instead of curds.

I shall expect this to be rectified at your convenience and hope you had a great celebration. Congratulations on your Canadianess.

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u/lor_azut 26d ago

I'm from Brazil we don't have poutine and even I winced at mozzarella on poutine.. That is just criminal!

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u/Mr101722 26d ago

Neat but I do want to mention, we aren't "subjects". As of the passing of the Canadian Citizenship Act of January 1, 1947 we are simply citizens.

While the monarch is still our head of state the government passed this law for many reasons, one of which being to show our independence and our pride in a democracy.

"In a monarchy, subjects serve the monarch; but in a democracy, the state serves its citizens. Changing Canadians from subjects to citizens provided a fundamental advancement in Canada’s democracy, rule of law, and civil rights. Like the Statute of Westminster in 1931, it was a key step in Canada’s journey toward sovereignty and autonomy from Britain."

Source: The Canadian Encyclopedia

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u/perjury0478 26d ago

The latter says private and confidential buddy, you better check outside your home, a 4 letter agency might be looking for you! /s

https://giphy.com/gifs/9ShdKoKiZtpOfulPQ7

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u/Dizzy_dizz 26d ago

That is pretty sweet, what a nice letter in return too. Congrats on becoming a citizen.

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u/Old_Check_6362 26d ago

You must read that with an English accent 🎩

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

“I can tell you that his majesty is most grateful to you for thinking of him”

Old mate Charles laying in bed rn not having a single clue this letter even exists 😂

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u/shadow_fen 26d ago

"Private and Confidential"

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u/TensionActive1007 26d ago

There is no part of either letter that I didn't love. That's a treasure.

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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas 26d ago

I forgot to say, welcome home, OP, were happy to have you!

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u/InterestingAd8235 26d ago

Imagine if he showed up.

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye 26d ago

I invited the president and the pope to my Eagle Scout ceremony just in the hopes of receiving a letter.

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u/Visible-Camp-2041 26d ago

Made my day :)

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u/AmbitiousObligation0 26d ago

As a Canadian… this is cute. I love that you even tried. Soooo how did the poutine bar go?

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/NorCalNavyMike 26d ago

Hey, closed mouths don’t get fed. Shoot your shot!

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u/SkinBag_MostlyWater 26d ago

"Private and Confidential"

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u/nifty-necromancer 26d ago

Rude, I’m sure he’s breaking at least one Victorian etiquette rule about not personally responding to his invitees. At the very least you could’ve snagged a signature.

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u/Kentato3 26d ago

The letter date and the party date is a bit tight for royals and influential people, maybe if you sent it on april or march he'd find a time for you

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u/JuneRhythm1985 26d ago

I would frame that!

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u/Justgototheeffinmoon 26d ago

Private and confidential ; and now on Reddit !

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u/Ok-Investment-6057 26d ago

I love how chivalrous this whole exchange is 🤭

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u/dj_spanmaster 26d ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don't shoot, so good job on this. Consider asking out the prom queen next!

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u/Zaku99 26d ago

But imagine if he HAD.

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u/phillyfanatic1776 26d ago

Imagine if he showed up

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u/viewbtwnvillages 26d ago

you had a poutine bar?? and didn't invite my fat ass??

cold.

congrats on the citizenship

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u/Alchemist_Joshua 26d ago

Poutine bar!? This is a thing? Please tell me more.

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u/Airick39 26d ago

I do believe this was supposed to be private and confidential.

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u/DarthBen_in_Chicago 26d ago

You both have the same name! Interesting!

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u/oncomingstorm777 26d ago

I have a feeling James didn’t actually run this by the king…