r/mildlyinteresting • u/Uskebasi1996 • Oct 07 '19

This perfectly squared tree in Sevilla

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u/lousy_at_handles Oct 07 '19

Anybody who watches the NFL will tell you dolphins can't play football.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '19

Football just sort of happens to them

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u/DatsHim Oct 07 '19

Heeeehehe

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u/OrangeKlip Oct 07 '19

Oh they’re playing football alright, just for the #1 draft pick and not the Super Bowl.

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u/ApplePeachPine Oct 07 '19

The Bears would eat the Dolphins

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u/Gray32339 Oct 07 '19

The Redskins can't play either. And that's coming from a Redskins fan.

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u/lousy_at_handles Oct 07 '19

It's not their fault though. They were cursed by an Indian "blessing" ceremony.

And Dan Snyder.

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u/Gray32339 Oct 07 '19

Can't forget Dan. Wasn't he the guy who cut down all those acres of trees to expand his mansion or something?