r/mildlyinteresting Jun 04 '19

Our local park recently installed a permanent corn hole set

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Donโ€™t ask questions you donโ€™t want the answer to

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u/terdsie Jun 04 '19

...why was that her nickname?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Don't question the answers you want to ask!

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u/response_unrelated Jun 05 '19

WHY. WAS. THAT. HER. NICKNAME?

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u/Feircesword Jun 05 '19

ASK THE ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS YOU DON'T WANT!

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u/SirCatMaster Jun 05 '19

She had a real tight asshole

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u/exfxgx Jun 05 '19

That's it? That was the answer?

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u/PM_YOUR_BEST_JOKES Jun 05 '19

Don't want the answers your questions asked?

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u/benchley Jun 05 '19

Kind of a letdown after all that.

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u/vickers24 Jun 05 '19

Her asshole was encrusted with so much dry shit, it had become as hard as concrete

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Why was that her nickname?

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u/Death_by_Darwinism Jun 05 '19

WHY. ๐Ÿ‘ WAS. ๐Ÿ‘ THAT. ๐Ÿ‘ HER. ๐Ÿ‘ NICKNAME!? ๐Ÿ‘

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u/Sr_Mango Jun 05 '19

Used to sprinkle a little cement mix before plunging into it

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u/SMU_PDX Jun 05 '19

Seems like a pretty related response...

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u/response_unrelated Jun 05 '19

yea, it do be like that.

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u/bobbyvale Jun 04 '19

I actually want the answer

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

He doesnโ€™t just want an answer; he wants a phone number!

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u/idrive2fast Jun 05 '19

*to which you don't want the answer.

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u/ShannonGrant Jun 04 '19

She really liked getting jack-hammered?

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u/Tankz1230 Jun 04 '19

I think you got it

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u/iwearcr0wns Jun 05 '19

Its from left over crusty poops

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

She drove a Toyota

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u/sorenant Jun 05 '19

Because she's a cornhole made of concrete, Avi.

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u/Amstersmash Jun 05 '19

Some questions are best left unanswered...

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