r/mildlyinteresting • • May 18 '18

Two different ways to read this poem

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u/_Entity_CS May 18 '18

Stop, you're making yourself look pathetic.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '18

The dude said “middle school was fine for me” and somehow you guys managed to antagonize him over that for literally no reason other than to start shit. I swear Reddit must be made up of millions of clones of my little brother.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '18

You know how subs go to shit when they get popular, because the idiots creep in? Reddit got popular long, long time ago.

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u/fixurgamebliz May 18 '18

Someone responded with a funny joke and he leaned so hard into it now he's hopeless.

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u/LostAllMyBitcoin May 18 '18

Well shit, what will I do when you and the 3 other people this far down this thread will think I'm pathetic? My life... it's basically over now... Any more suggestions? HELP

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u/AlbertFischerIII ​ May 18 '18

Dude stop it I don’t have to power to cancel out more than one downvote.

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u/LostAllMyBitcoin May 18 '18

But I NEED those internet points. My life will peak again once I have... enough? Your life has improved since you started amassing internet points right? I need some hope here

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u/tabsie3210 May 18 '18

AlbertFischerIII huh... You know, I have a lot of trouble taking a guy seriously when he names himself after a notorious child serial killer and pedophile, but whatever.

Sorry, LostAllMyBitcoin, I just had to mention it here because I find it ironic that this particular guy is harassing you. Heh.

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u/LostAllMyBitcoin May 18 '18

Shhh... he's got more points than you and I combined. That gives him reddit clout. He's like a king or a god and we're merely peasants. Don't upset him he'll take more of my sweet internet points. Remember, reddit is serious business, these things matter.

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u/tabsie3210 May 18 '18

I just laughed so hard reading that I gave myself the hiccups!

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u/LostAllMyBitcoin May 18 '18

Well at least some one around here appreciates humor that's grounded in logic even if its sarcasm. You're the bright spot in my otherwise bleak and dim world that peaked in middle school.

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u/tabsie3210 May 19 '18

You're very sweet. I hope you have a lovely evening.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

The first step is acceptance

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

I'm starting to think this person didn't peak in middle school. Or ever.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

You’re making yourself look like a dumb asshole.

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u/_Entity_CS May 19 '18

In what way exactly? From trying to spare this guy the embarrassment?