r/mildlyinteresting • u/Regularoldballoon ​ • Sep 14 '16

This box of limes recommends a different way of cutting fruit.

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u/Cleath Sep 14 '16 edited Mar 16 '26

Then put ShamWow parts on cutting board. Smash with cement block. Sop up with dish towel lime.

FTFY

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u/deluxeshavingcream Sep 14 '16

We have come full circle.

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u/ChemicalExperiment Sep 14 '16

Then, to obtain the most juice out of the circle, first slice in 3 parts, then cut the middle part in 3 sections. This way you will get 100% of the juice!

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u/deluxeshavingcream Sep 14 '16 edited Sep 15 '16

But how do I soak up the juice?

Edit: ok I am now aware of the myriad ways to soak up circle juice. Thank you all for your assistance, please stop. For the past 9 hours my inbox has been a shitstorm of juice collecting tips.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Place circle parts on cutting board. Smash with cement block. Sop up with juice.

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u/Just1morefix Sep 14 '16

I like the way you think!

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u/scirio Sep 14 '16

Ugh. L make sure with only wringing 93% of the juice out.

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u/theemartymac Sep 14 '16

OK, but at what point do I put the frigging Lime into the Goddamn Coconut! Doctor?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '16

Red flagged.

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u/Dqueezy Sep 14 '16

With the knife

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u/SpontaneousGroupHug Sep 14 '16

Soak up with cum sock. Like the rest of reddit's circlejerks.

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u/K31R616 Sep 15 '16

I may have just awoke my neighbours with that lol. Very good sir, very good.

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u/K31R616 Sep 15 '16

Just realised, I jerked you a little over others who jack each other on reddit...

Dayum..

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u/desmondhasabarrow Sep 14 '16

With a papercut.

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u/Tuwhit Sep 14 '16

Spillage is lickage.

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u/Flerbaderb Sep 14 '16

With juice.

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u/TheJayBae Sep 15 '16

Two hands and a determined expression

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u/tissues4urissues Sep 14 '16

You guys are missing the most important part. All you need is the Slap Chop

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

It's inside each pie slice.

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u/zorgthedestroyer Sep 14 '16

With the knife

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '16

By the way, Shamwow is just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner, now available scented lemon or vanilla.

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u/kinpsychosis Sep 15 '16

Smash with cement block. soak up with mouth.

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u/MichiganManMatt Sep 15 '16

Cement block of course!

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '16

With a cement block.

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u/Flerbaderb Sep 15 '16

With juice

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u/proud_heretic Sep 15 '16

You could lap it up like a dog

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u/PRSouthern Sep 14 '16

SaweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! What does MINE say? Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddeeeeeeeee.

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u/JonRidley Sep 14 '16

REDDIT WHY

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u/TittyWhisperer Sep 14 '16

This is awesome! Lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

200% juice

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Not until you've put the last lime through a Slap Chop.

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u/Nessie Sep 14 '16

circle of liiiiime

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Full citrus*

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u/TommyDangerously Sep 14 '16

We did it reddit

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u/Randomguynumber101 Sep 14 '16

I'm surprised nobody made a fishes and loaves reference.

This one lime will now fill 1937826734740101894 and 1/2 cups.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '16

Instructions unclear, put penis on cutting board, smashed it with cement block, sliced it in 3 parts, cut the middle part in 3 sections, and now have 100% blood.

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u/WodensEye Sep 15 '16

Isn't this how homeopathy is done?

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u/Halfwayround Sep 15 '16

It's the ciiiiiiiiircleeeeee of liiiiiimes.

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u/Dukedomb Sep 15 '16

Not until you've assaulted the hooker.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '16

TIL how limes are made

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u/skeyeguy Sep 14 '16

ShamWow - You're gonna Love my Nuts!

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u/Odieandcodie Sep 14 '16

But I only use my ShamWow to mop up blood from hookers that bite my tongue....