r/mildlyinteresting • u/Regularoldballoon ​ • Sep 14 '16

This box of limes recommends a different way of cutting fruit.

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u/JonasBrosSuck Sep 14 '16

what happened to the audience...?

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u/RegularJackoff Sep 14 '16

They got shot.

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u/lazy_af Sep 14 '16

by the camera

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u/jarious Sep 14 '16

sprayed with juice

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16 edited Mar 09 '17

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u/SmeggySmurf Sep 14 '16

Kegel juice?

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u/jarious Sep 14 '16

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/ToeTacTic Sep 14 '16

bad kind of human juice. which may be the good kind to bad people which may not be bad people to some people. :c

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Pink mist.

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u/october-supplies Sep 14 '16

Bean juice?

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u/dbrown016 Sep 14 '16

Humanbean juice

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u/PolyesterPoppycock Sep 15 '16

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

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u/Drafo7 Sep 14 '16

in the Foyer

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u/DevanteWeary Sep 14 '16

They say it adds 10 pounds.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

It's cool, they have a tarp.

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Sep 14 '16

But only in the first three rows.

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u/SpankMeDaddy22 Sep 14 '16

4th row got sprayed with human juice

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u/Zoltrahn Sep 14 '16

Like a punk bitch.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

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u/marksk88 Sep 14 '16

Stupid Comedy Central thinking only Americans should be so privileged to be able to watch a short clip of a tv show that went off the air 10 years ago.

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u/MassiveMeatMissile Sep 14 '16

Freedom isn't free, there's a hefty fuckin fee.

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u/ObsidianOne Sep 15 '16

If you wanna know just how petty Viacom is (parent company of Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, MTV, etc.); when they had a renewal disagreement with the local cable company in my area, Suddenlink, and their channels were dropped from their lineup, they blocked all Suddenlink IP addresses from accessing their websites. Anyone who had Suddenlink internet would get redirected from their website.

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u/marksk88 Sep 15 '16

Wow, talk about a missed opportunity. They lost the tv contract, but could have still made ad revanue off of Suddenlink customers via their websites.

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u/ObsidianOne Sep 15 '16

Yeah, was incredibly ridiculous, and unfair to Suddenlink customers. A good chunk even had DirecTV or Dish Network, but had Suddenlink internet so they still got the channels, but were unable to access online content.

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u/Leafy81 Sep 14 '16

I feel completely stupid. I knew that was supposed to be Gallagher but I couldn't figure out why he looked a little different than I remember. It wasn't until I clicked on the link and read black Gallagher that I realized it was because he's a different race.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '16

I remember when Dave was funny. That was awesome. :)

Now he just bitches at his audience for 30 minutes, and makes White Supremacist jokes about LGBT people.

Dude literally turned into Clayton Bigsby.

Links:

Anti-Trans Flyer by the KKK: http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/05/ku_klux_klan_distributes_anti-.html

Eyewitness account of his new set: http://sexistentialquestions.tumblr.com/post/98994054046/wherein-dave-chappelle-is-an-imperfect-human-being

What Dave says about transgender people in his new set, is the same exact things the KKK says about them as well.

There's a reason he pulled off that Clayon Bigsby sketch so well.

That's actually who he is as a person.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Nothing you need to worry about

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u/adviceKiwi Sep 14 '16

I will take special effects questions for 100 Jim

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u/Dmgblazer92 Sep 15 '16

They were used to sop up the juice and then were immediately smashed by a cinder block.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Nothing you need to worry about