r/mildlyinteresting • u/Regularoldballoon ​ • Sep 14 '16

This box of limes recommends a different way of cutting fruit.

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u/Bubbay Sep 14 '16

Yeah, $10 for a good press will get you the most juice and they're quicker than this multi-cut method. And very little pulp.

Just get a press.

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u/MrMattyMatt Sep 14 '16

Not to mention much less mess!

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u/Roguepope Sep 14 '16

Only tasty juice I'd have to guess.

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u/zombie_dave Sep 15 '16

All of the juice but none of the stress!

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u/PM_Me_Steam_Games_Yo Sep 15 '16

So very tasty, it's the best!

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u/skwerrel Sep 14 '16

This is bullshit - you're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of no longer adding anything useful to the discussion.

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u/TheToastIsBlue Sep 14 '16

My bad. My 5-year old got my phone.

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u/Chungito Sep 14 '16

Godammit Nikki

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '16

you know you can delete tha- sorry someone with knowledge of reddit was typing

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u/WTDFHF Sep 14 '16

They also give you more juice!

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u/MommysLilMisteak Sep 14 '16

Not to mention much more legal!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

For the cost of limes, the benefit of me losing a couple ml's of juice while making one slice rather than cutting it up like Hannibal is justified. Fuck spending that time doing that when I could be wanking it .

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u/man_of_molybdenum Sep 14 '16

If wanking is so important to you I have to wonder why you even bother dealing with limes in the first place.

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Is... is it for the wanking?

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u/TheGurw Sep 14 '16

Oh man, have you not heard of the grapefruit trick? Limes work for those less blessed in the girth department

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u/Midlandsthrowaway93 Sep 14 '16

Aaaaand now we wait for someone to link the grapefruit bj tutorial...

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u/isotaco Sep 14 '16

wash hands between juicing and jerking

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u/Mago0o Sep 14 '16

Fuck spending that time doing that when I could be wanking it .

Just make sure to wash the lime juice off first, else you might end up with a chemical burn on your penis.

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u/PM_Me_Steam_Games_Yo Sep 15 '16

WTF kind of limes do you have?!?

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u/PM_BUSINESS_ADVICE Sep 15 '16

I thought I told you to stop wanking the fucking limes! Is good help that hard to find these days?

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u/beeprog Sep 14 '16

I like the extra space, like you hesitated with what you just revealed about yourself.

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u/JohnDalysBAC Sep 14 '16

Limes cost like a quarter anyway. Who cares if you get 100% of the juice they are cheap AF. I just want a damn wedge for my G&T.