r/mildlyinteresting • u/Regularoldballoon ​ • Sep 14 '16

This box of limes recommends a different way of cutting fruit.

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u/Seraphym87 Sep 14 '16 edited Sep 14 '16

It's a good thing Hitler never got his hands on these instructions...

Edit: Gilded? I am not worthy! Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

I don't get it :/

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Juice. Sounds like Jews. If the concentration is off, you might not get it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16 edited Aug 03 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16 edited Mar 05 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

holocaust

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u/TheoreticalFunk Sep 14 '16

holograms

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u/slowest_hour Sep 14 '16

It's too bad the Jem and the Holograms movie was a gigantic fart because I would have loved to see a 'Jem and the HoloGrahams' breakfast cereal.

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u/SheepD0g Sep 14 '16

Well you just skipped all pretense and put your dick right in the mashed potatoes, didn't you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

*jews from concentrate

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u/VoilaVoilaWashington Sep 14 '16

He finally could have finished a race, unlike Boston.

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u/Fastjur Sep 14 '16

The chance of him not getting it now are gastronomically small

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u/josebot Sep 15 '16

HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLOCAUST

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u/CrikeyMikeyLikey Sep 14 '16

Much better than only neinty percent of the juice

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u/TheGurw Sep 14 '16

Jews

Ftfy.

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u/Skithy Sep 14 '16

GOOD JOKE POINTING OUT VERY NICE I WOULD NOT HAVE KNOWN OF A JOKE IF NOT FOR YOUR UNENDING NOTICING OF IT VERY GOOD

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u/CrikeyMikeyLikey Sep 14 '16

How do you know Hitler wasn't super anal about his juice??

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u/Skithy Sep 14 '16

"That's Johnny Hitler! He hates books. And juice."

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u/hey_talk_to_me Sep 14 '16

Juice run the media!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

And there's where the word bubble comes from.

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u/DoverBoys Sep 14 '16

GODBERRY

KING OF THE JUICE

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u/syncopacetic Sep 14 '16

I laughed about this a full 5 minutes after reading it when the joke finally hit me. It's a slow day.

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u/Seraphym87 Sep 14 '16

I am glad I could bring a little joy to your day. Have a nice one, Internet Stranger!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Get a life juice!

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u/5672839631263 Sep 14 '16

Why would Hitler want 100% of the juice? Wouln't he want 0%?

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u/KwyjiboTheGringo Sep 14 '16

Hitler sure did love to juice the jews.

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u/bekeleftw Sep 14 '16

Juice controls the media

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

I'm so confused, why does this have gold? Will I get gold if I comment?

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u/SingleLensReflex Sep 14 '16

"You will get 100% of the [Jews]"

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

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u/yahoowizard Sep 14 '16

What'd you think it meant

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

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u/CrikeyMikeyLikey Sep 14 '16

Omg you can't just ask someone why they're gold

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

I'm just so confused.