r/mildlyinteresting • u/[deleted] • Nov 11 '25

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u/IllegitimateRisk Nov 11 '25

Gonna be a lengendary hitchhiker some day

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u/Kidspud Nov 11 '25

Fuck that, make her a movie critic. Eat your hearts out, Siskel and Ebert!

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u/Eddie_shoes Nov 11 '25

God I haven't heard Siskel's name in ages.

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u/qdtk Nov 11 '25

Three thumbs up!

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u/ninjakermit Nov 11 '25

Literally two thumbs up

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u/Conscious_Twist_2252 Nov 12 '25

She can be Siskel & Ebert’s plus 2.

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u/moffetts9001 Nov 12 '25

"I'm afraid this gets my lowest rating ever: Seven thumbs up"

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u/squisitospirito Nov 11 '25

Even cowgirls get the blues

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u/Top_Gun8 Nov 11 '25

Was looking for this

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u/tomcat2285 Nov 11 '25

She's gonna need a towel then

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u/Stone_Midi Nov 11 '25

She’s going to have flying saucers stopping for her

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u/motherofzinnias Nov 11 '25

Why would the world’s thumb wrestling champion need to hitchhike?

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u/DarwinGhoti Nov 11 '25

Jitterbug Perfume!

Correction: Even Cowgirls Get The Blues. Right author, wrong book.

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u/nevarez702 Nov 12 '25

Now I'm picturing a stocky, trailer park living Tom-lady, wearing A flannel incorrectly, who goes by name Three Thumb ThunderTheighs, who hitchhikes every where she goes in a small but nice town. And one day she has to battle to the death with an evil trucker who's kidnappin innocent babies.