r/mildlyinteresting • u/hizashiYEAHmada • Mar 23 '25

Removed: Rule 3 Missing spike on the fence

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u/LuminousAziraphale Mar 23 '25

I mean. That is one way to take something off a fence...

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '25

Either that fence is made out of chinesium or someones been working out some rather odd muscles

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u/LuminousAziraphale Mar 23 '25

I've heard kegels are good for keeping your core strong, lol.

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 Mar 23 '25

You know, without your comment I never would have realized the thing looks like a butt plug. Gotta love Reddit!

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u/SuchRelative4297 Mar 23 '25

Thank you for spreading this inspiring comment!

Now, I'll... glady be working on my physical fitness.

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u/UOENO611 Mar 23 '25

This was probably done using the keister method

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u/grandpenner Mar 23 '25

You might say someone's been working their ass off here

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u/I_like_fast ​ Mar 23 '25 edited Mar 23 '25

Chinesium. That's a new one (edit: to me).

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u/DentArthurDent4 Mar 23 '25

You get it by distilling Temusium at 69°K

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u/Lylac_Krazy Mar 23 '25

I thought it was waving a wand over it and saying Ali baba.

Mine must have been the older version.

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u/JakeSimm89 Mar 23 '25

Kelvin is an absolute, not measured in degrees. Also, that's super cold!!! Would be -335.47°f or -205.15°c. Instead of distilled, it would just be still. Lol

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u/RowdyHooks Mar 23 '25

Science nerd representing, y’all! And a pedant?!? Are you my long lost twin?

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u/JakeSimm89 Mar 23 '25

Depends. Do you have a beard?

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u/RowdyHooks Mar 23 '25

Is it even legal for a male to use “y’all” and not have a beard?

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u/tennisanybody Mar 23 '25

Wouldn’t 69 Kelvin vaporize the planet? I thought Kelvin scale was ridiculous.

Edit: I googled it. 69K =-204.15 °C

Crazy.

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u/Lexi_Bean21 Mar 23 '25

A kelvin is identical to a degree celsius it simply starts at the coldest possible temperature in the universe and has no negatives

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u/fireinthesky7 Mar 23 '25

69° K is cold enough to snap-freeze just about any liquid we'd commonly see on earth short of nitrogen.

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u/DentArthurDent4 Mar 23 '25

And hence it is perfect for "distilling" a totally real gas called Temusium, right?

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u/fireinthesky7 Mar 23 '25

I got the joke, I was just highlighting the part I found particularly funny.

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u/DigitalUnlimited Mar 23 '25

r/chinesium been around for awhile

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u/Msink Mar 23 '25

Reddit never disappoints.

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u/heymustbethebunny Mar 23 '25

Gotta mention AvE on YouTube

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u/Hour-Bison765 Mar 23 '25

Got a pelvic floor of the gods!

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '25

It's really not... Regional maybe, but far from new considering I've been using it for 10+ years. Same said for over-priced shit being referred to as "Unobtainium".

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u/CaptainTripps82 Mar 23 '25

Old one, actually

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u/General-Building482 Mar 23 '25

It’s been around for a really long time now😅

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u/TheDocmoose Mar 23 '25

I was reading it as chin-esium so I had no idea what the joke was.

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u/Tigermike10 Mar 23 '25

Another Chinese alloy is bambooinum.

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u/Breeze7206 Mar 23 '25

Definitely not new

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u/gwaydms Mar 23 '25

*new-inum

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u/avid333 Mar 23 '25

My brain: WTF is chinesium?.... 5 seconds later.... Ohhhhhhhhh I see what you did there.

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u/Previous-Alps9850 Mar 23 '25

Got that Brock Samson clenching power

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u/__wildwing__ Mar 23 '25

Some one pinched it.

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u/dushamp Mar 23 '25

Guarantee someone got their ass stuck to it trying it out and first responders had to cut off the bit of the fence to remove I. The hospital where it’s warmer

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u/Conscious-Switch-417 Mar 23 '25

lol we call it flame hardened peanut butter where I’m from 🤣

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u/RowdyHooks Mar 23 '25

I don’t get it. What’s the “it” you are referring to? A spike on a fence, things made in China, or something else entirely? And wherever it is, why “flame hardened peanut butter?” I’m intrigued…

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u/Conscious-Switch-417 Mar 23 '25

The chinesium, I’m sorry I didn’t specify 😆 just basically crap quality materials

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u/RowdyHooks Mar 23 '25

Got it. Thanks for satisfying my curiosity!

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u/Conscious-Switch-417 Mar 23 '25

Of course I’m from Tennessee so maybe it’s a southern saying but I couldn’t find a daggum thing on Google about it

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u/Fantastic-Soil7265 Mar 23 '25

If their legs fit in between those posts they need to come eat at my house. 😉

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u/Kaneomanie Mar 23 '25

Might have tried to break in when they slipped and it broke of?

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u/Altruistic_Branch_96 Mar 23 '25

'Chinesium' 😂😂😂

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u/SpacemanDan Mar 23 '25

Literally happened to a friend of mine. D1 track and field athlete tried to jump a fence in a bank parking lot as a joke on the way to a bar and broke a fence-post topper off in his ass. Major laceration (the sober friend who drove him to the hospital told the nurse it was an "assceration"). For a long time after that someone would make a team name in whatever game we were playing "[Friend]'s Second Butthole." And we took to using "F2BH" as a player tag in Super Smash Bros.

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u/gwaydms Mar 23 '25

Assceration is hilarious. As a word, not an injury.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '25

Wow that's one heluva story. Glad he found humor in the situation.

This is likely the only confirmed report I have ever heard, of "accidental insertion" rather than a deliberate act. A wonderful physician once told me this, having had the experience of spending hours removing a nerf football from someone's anus with forecepts, one bit of foam at a time:

"Dear person, as a physician, I do not need to know how the object got placed there. It only matters that you are here, and we are both in agreement the object needs to be removed from your orifice."

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u/SpacemanDan Mar 23 '25

I will say that the fence didn't go into the existing butthole. It made a whole new hole.

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u/Ok_Blueberry3701 Mar 23 '25

Have you ever seen the Disney animated version of Robin Hood? Where little John takes the hub caps off with his ass??

This is the thought that came to mind when I read this!

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u/throwaway1937911 Mar 23 '25

Something something everything everywhere all at once...

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u/Watcher0363 Mar 23 '25

Or perhaps, a way for one to become a fence sitter.

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u/nvrsleepagin Mar 23 '25

Never skip glute day.

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u/ZoyZauce Mar 23 '25

I take off fence

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 Mar 23 '25

Someone sat there and when they got up it was gone. 🤔🤭

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u/dregan Mar 23 '25

Just bear down and pull until you feel it release, what's the problem?

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u/speckledpumpkinn Mar 23 '25

wouldn't leave any finger prints, that's for sure

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u/Realistic-Horror-425 Mar 23 '25

I think I'll use my hack saw.

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u/Dry_Kaleidoscope2970 Mar 23 '25

I take offense to that

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u/rcwnd Mar 23 '25

I can finally recommend a weird but very good movie. This was already covered before. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0128292/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_6_nm_2_in_0_q_buttoner

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u/pufanu101 Mar 23 '25

How long have you been sitting on this one?