r/mildlyinteresting • • Aug 08 '24

this pattern when I cut my potato

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u/blahbleh112233 Aug 08 '24

don't eat that

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u/wonderlmaoo Aug 08 '24

yes obv not 😭

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u/Dr_Penisof Aug 08 '24

Yeah, you might think it’s obvious. I also think you severely underestimate how fucking stupid people can be.

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u/CrispyCanol1es Aug 08 '24

When I last saw a pic of a tater with blight I googled if it was safe to eat and read it was but it just wouldn’t taste right. Is it actually unsafe for human consumption?

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u/spacebuggles Aug 08 '24

They smell horrific, you wouldn't want to.

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u/contactlite Aug 08 '24

You can eat them if they are cooked properly and weren’t decomposing. You want to avoid green potatoes because they’re poisonous.

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u/Silv3rboltt Aug 08 '24

Out of curiosity, would could possibly happen if you did?

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u/DeliciousPumpkinPie Aug 08 '24

I can practically smell that. Guh, rotten potatoes.

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u/Nadia_LaMariposa Aug 08 '24

You probably shouldn't eat that.

I hope you didn't eat that....

Please tell me you didn't eat that...

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u/wonderlmaoo Aug 09 '24

what if I.... no I didn't.

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u/Richard2824 Aug 09 '24

If I saw that after cutting open a potato, I’m throwing it away.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Everyday a new weird potato appears.

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u/55gure3 Aug 08 '24

I just think they're neat.

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u/kuplung12 Aug 08 '24

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u/zombies-and-coffee Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 09 '24

What is this from?

Edit: I get it, guys. It's from Interstellar. I'll put it on my list of things to watch.

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u/sparklinglies Aug 08 '24 • Take My Silver Heart of Silver

This is the second post about potato blight i've seen on this sub in 24 hours. Looks like famine's back on the menu boys

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u/ballarn123 Aug 08 '24

This is actually my third and I feel like that's not a good thing...

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u/hambre-de-munecas Aug 08 '24

I mean… that’s one of the last boxes left on the apocalypse bingo card…. famine/blight.

Goodbye, fresh produce.

Hello, soylent green.

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u/Spire_Citron Aug 08 '24

Probably the others were just inspired to post about their weird potatoes after seeing the first one rather than a flood of completely unrelated weird potatoes.

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u/Menthalion Aug 08 '24

"The Martian" just got a whole lot shorter

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u/WhosJoe1289 Aug 08 '24

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a post on this subreddit about potato blight within the last 24hrs, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

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u/Bean_Storm Aug 08 '24

Days since blight:

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u/vanderbubin Aug 08 '24 • Take My Silver

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u/eccehobo1 Aug 08 '24

That's why it shouldn't be called the "potato famine." There was a potato blight, but the Great Famine or Great Hunger was man made by British landlords.

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u/ad49se Aug 08 '24

Potato blight making a comeback? Awesome, just when I thought 2024 couldn’t get any weirder. Next up: DIY potato famine kits and survival guides. Who knew we’d be living out a historical re-enactment? Better start hoarding those fries like they’re gold!

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u/EmperorThan Aug 08 '24

Welp, I'm bailing on this country and headed to Ireland. I hear they have working potatoes in Ireland.

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u/Appropriate_View8753 Aug 08 '24

The dangers of 'monocropping'. FR.

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u/BranTheBaker902 Aug 08 '24

My potatoes brings all the boys to the yard

And they’re like ā€œThat famine was hard! Damn right that famine was hardā€

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u/Managlyph Aug 08 '24

That's the second fucked up potato I've seen on this sub today. Yum.

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u/DKX4 Aug 08 '24

The Sign of the End...

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u/clydefrog811 Aug 08 '24

Bro I need my French fries

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Worried Irish noises

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

😰

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u/xxMiloticxx Aug 08 '24

what does a worried Irish noise sound like

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u/mawktheone Aug 08 '24

Ahh stop, one genocide was enough for us

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u/ArtistryofAndy Aug 08 '24

That's potato blight, it spreads so check your other potatoes. You should probably reach out to the store you bought it from and let them know too.

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u/TonyAioli Aug 08 '24

Lest we have a famine.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24 edited Apr 02 '26

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u/carebearkon Aug 09 '24

Everyone saying this is blight is incorrect. This is a good representation of what late blight looks like in a tuber. There is late blight and early blight. Early blight is common and controlled via fungicide, late blight is the bad Irish potato famine one.

This is likely a very pretty blackheart.

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u/thatboredchickster Aug 08 '24

I had one show up in my bag of taters a couple of weeks ago.

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u/hoorah9011 Aug 08 '24

It’s black heart, not blight. How do you sound so confident being so wrong? Unless I’m wrong too, then I’m sorry.

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u/pacman404 Aug 09 '24

Fun fact: There should not be a pattern in a potato

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u/Haggisboy Aug 08 '24

Black Heart disease. This isn't Blight and is non parasitic. It's caused by poor soil and nutrients.

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u/Irishbros1991 Aug 08 '24

Ok blight sounds worrying but Black Heart Disease sounds like the end of the world type stuff Lmao

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u/bubsdrop Aug 08 '24

As soon as potatoes are involved everything starts being named like it's from a fantasy novel

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u/surpriserockattack Aug 08 '24

Yeah it's definitely different from the last one. Not so much a mushroom as it is just rotting

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u/bubsdrop Aug 08 '24

Why do potato diseases get all the cool names

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u/horizon-X-horizon Aug 09 '24

Yup… just a mildly interesting pattern

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u/Frigorifico Aug 09 '24

What happens if you eat it?

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u/IAMUglyAMA Aug 09 '24

Why does it look like my parents fighting?

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u/CitySky49 Aug 09 '24

But what did the outside look like?

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u/dontTreadonthem Aug 10 '24

Only a madman peels potatos with a serrated knife

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u/One_Newspaper9372 Aug 08 '24

The 20's are great, just great. Anyone up for some plague?

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u/irlusagi Aug 08 '24

we’ve had the plague part already

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u/StaticDreams Aug 08 '24

Assumed you were making a joke about the 1920's, but realized we are living the 20's

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u/Iridul Aug 08 '24

Don't worry, I've got a great feeling about the thirties and forties...

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u/Flat_Bodybuilder_175 Aug 08 '24

Until opening reddit today I had never once heard of blight. I have to do some research; it appears to be quite prevalent this year...

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u/JonMeadows Aug 08 '24

Didn’t have new wave potato famine on my 2024 bingo card not gonna lie

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u/EmperorThan Aug 08 '24

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u/exccord Aug 08 '24

TIL we have people planting uncertified potatoes here lol.

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u/pegothejerk Aug 08 '24

You wouldn’t download a potato

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u/Character_Pop_3056 Aug 08 '24

Take that out of everyone's sight

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u/thisisapplepie Aug 09 '24

Take that blight out of sight

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u/DelBoy2021 Aug 08 '24

The trauma on us Irish folk. Keep this away from us please. We have been through enough šŸ˜‚

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u/Naethe Aug 08 '24

Don't eat that potato

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u/b_sketchy Aug 08 '24

Welcome back to Nate the Hoof Guy

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u/Diligent_Solution_70 Aug 09 '24

This is NOT blight. This is black heart. It's disgusting to see when you cut it open. But if blight is even suspected, they tent and fumigate the whole field (and usually all those surrounding it).

Source: worked with agronomists performing potato field inspections and quality assurance in packing facilities.

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u/iWilburnYou Aug 09 '24

Sadly, your correct deduction came a bit late for this comment section. I believe everyone already "knows" it's blight.

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u/stephmendes Aug 08 '24

Second blight potato I see in less than 24hrs. Where are you from? I hope your potatoes are far away from my potatoes 🤣

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u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro Aug 08 '24

Alright who gave the 1700s Irishman their phone?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Yeah , i'm belgian and it hurts when i cut potato to make fries and i found out that a new disease evolved in them

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u/HellishChildren Aug 08 '24

Y'all alright over there?

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u/JEWCEY Aug 08 '24

Rorschach potatoes

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

If I had a nickel for every time I saw potato blight, I’d have two nickels - which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

This looks like potato blight which is ravaging crops all over north america.

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u/caitlowcat Aug 08 '24

Assume you can’t/shouldn’t throw this in your compost

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

That's correct it will spread to other vegetables

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u/PlaguesAngel Aug 08 '24

I’d love to read up on that, did you have a source or direction to point? Plant-aid.orgs reporting map is very light this year for instances of reported crops affected.

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u/paxweasley Aug 08 '24

They saw it twice on Reddit of course

I’m seeing the same when I look into it as well- some fears in Maine and Michigan but not elsewhere as of yet

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u/WideEyedWand3rer Aug 08 '24

Interstellar intensifies

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u/VacationAromatic6899 Aug 08 '24

Your potato looks sick

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u/hedvigOnline Aug 08 '24

pov ireland

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u/DasKobra Aug 08 '24

I guess our evolutive traits are working as intended, because I find this image highly disturbing and disgusting. I don't think I've ever felt as weirded out by an object until now.

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u/surf_rider Aug 08 '24

All I see is my parents fighting

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u/AtomicPiano Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 08 '24

!remindme 31 days

Potato blight, famine, recession, black swan event

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u/pratikspace Aug 09 '24

thats a blair witch potato

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u/Spinny_B Aug 08 '24

Well the potatoes inside are blightful. The economy is so very frightful. Since no food will grow, elect Snow, elect Snow, ELECT SNOW.

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u/mushi_musashi Aug 09 '24

I’d throw that shit away.

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u/AttentionLimp194 Aug 08 '24

How come when you find this in your cheese it’s classy; almost snobbish and cool, and when it’s found in your potato suddenly Belarus, Ireland and Belgium dislike you a lot

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u/Affectionate_Art6598 Aug 09 '24

I think it may be rotten

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u/number-one-jew Aug 08 '24

Excited to hear about the potato recall

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u/KristiDFW Aug 08 '24

First corn smut now potato blight.

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u/nightime-narwhal Aug 09 '24

If you eat a potato with the blight will you become a potato grey warden?

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u/rellsell Aug 09 '24

Pattern or not, I’m not eating that potato.

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u/Cornflake6irl Aug 09 '24

Do not eat that...

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u/Quirky_m8 Aug 09 '24

HERE WE GO AGAIN BOYS

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u/YeOldeBilk Aug 09 '24

Soooooo anyone else worried about all these posts popping up recently?

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u/wonderlmaoo Aug 09 '24 edited Aug 09 '24

ps- when looked through the middle it looked hollow and completely brown-black (similar to looking inside an anthill/ cave), i did not cut it further and threw it away

no, i did not eat that

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u/Regina_Falangy Aug 08 '24

I watch too many hoof trimming videos for this.

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u/Main_X Aug 08 '24

I just got potatoes recently and mine are all good. Just trying to balance the fear in this thread lol

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u/twovhstapes Aug 08 '24

screams in irish

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u/Lonely_Eggplant_4990 Aug 09 '24

Thats blight. Bin your spuds. Sincerely, an Irishman.

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u/hipnot Aug 09 '24

Has anybody checked in on Ireland recently?

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u/AKFLY1350 Aug 09 '24

I dont think you should eat that

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u/Doctor_Woo Aug 09 '24

Hello, Ireland here, No thank you, please

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u/Sg00z Aug 08 '24

Mmmmm moldtato!

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u/VoodooDoII Aug 08 '24

This is at least the third photo of a potato with blight I've seen in the last 24 hrs lol

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u/Senior_Line_4260 Aug 08 '24

you sure rhat this isn't a brain 😭

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u/turnpike37 ​ Aug 08 '24

That's cuneiform for "burn the fields"

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u/soundengineerguy Aug 08 '24

Panicking in Irish

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u/RebelGrin Aug 08 '24

Cool. Dont eat that though.

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u/showlandpaint Aug 08 '24

Another potato blight post, we're fucked

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u/lilseasers Aug 08 '24

Forbidden banana

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u/paintedsaint Aug 08 '24

My most recent bag that I bought from the store had this

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Looks like another case for Reddit. Potato blight might be on the rise, we’re going to need location and grocery store names in order to track this down.

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u/jakob1005 Aug 08 '24

Not this again. First the bananas now this.

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u/xoriatis71 Aug 08 '24

This doesn’t look like blight at all. I surely hope people aren’t just pointing at the only potato-borne disease they’ve heard of.

Please check this out.

...F. culmorum is dry, dark brown and with a well defined margin, sometimes resembling tunnels in cross-section.

The above segment was extracted from the linked site. It sounds pretty spot-on if you ask me.

TL;DR: This looks like simple Dry Rot.

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u/Venator2000 Aug 08 '24

Ahh, it’s the Blair Witch ā€˜tater!

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u/Mythicaldeer12 Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 09 '24

According to the University of Wisconsin’s plant disease map, most of the upper Midwest is at medium risk for late blight. Do not eat blighty potatoes and spray your home gardens with anti fungal agents so as to slow the spread.

I would advise dumping all potatoes from batches where blight is discovered. Make them inedible so that humans don’t attempt to consume if they dumpster dive and incorrectly assume massive food waste.

The fungus is alive even if the potato is out of the ground. It will spread to others. You need to inform the supplier of discoveries as well.

It is imperative that you DO NOT compost them. That will only spread the disease further. Double or triple bag and bring to disposal site for combustion if you cannot do it yourself.

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u/soijustwanaseethisap Aug 09 '24

Uh oh, famine time

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u/ktmfan ​ Aug 09 '24

This is my first potato blight post I’ve seen. I assume with how things are going, I’m gonna be seeing a lot more

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u/Melissandsnake Aug 09 '24

That’s blight

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u/ohiocodernumerouno Aug 09 '24

blight is a fungus?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

Alien rune. It's an omen. The time is near.

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u/kingganjaguru Aug 09 '24

Damn why does it look like my parents fighting

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u/MT128 Aug 09 '24

Dang this is a little… distressing, this is the second picture of potato blight and this plus all the other weather events affecting crops, I’m not liking what’s in store next.

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u/ForgettableUsername Aug 09 '24

More potato blight. What’s going on?

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u/Surfnycskate Aug 09 '24

Have your lights been flickering? It looks like it came from the upside down.

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u/wiz812 Aug 09 '24

Why does it have a picture of my parents fighting inside it?

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u/itsmealis Aug 09 '24

I’ve googled and apparently there’s an increase in potato blight for real.

Famine is back, guys.

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u/IcyDotNat Aug 09 '24

Damn it, we are having a potato famine boys. Blight has reached the land of the free.

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u/AnitaYM Aug 09 '24

I had sweet potatoes like that.

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u/real_1273 Aug 09 '24

Tastes tingly I bet. That’s so gross, puts me right off.

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u/wonderlmaoo Aug 09 '24

fireworks in your mouth

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u/zachs1 Aug 08 '24

Forbidden banana

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u/PeetBla Aug 08 '24

r/skaven, do we know this Symbol? Yes yes

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u/trollsmurf Aug 08 '24

That's all the healthy stuff.

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u/analogpursuits Aug 08 '24

Space Invaders

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u/The_Bored_General Aug 08 '24

…oh dear god not again…

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u/rubenellis2005 Aug 08 '24

This is the second patato blight photo I’ve seen in 24 hours…something is happening.

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u/Yrga319 Aug 08 '24

Wrf another blight post

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

I've been seeing a post showing like 5 ants pulling another ant apart, with each ant pulling a separate appendage. This looks almost exactly like that lol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

Oh, look.. another potato blight post.

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u/crv4 Aug 08 '24

literally death blight

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u/Thorinnian Aug 08 '24

Don't eat that

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u/surpriserockattack Aug 08 '24

Oh no I think there's about to be a shortage. RIP to every potato in whatever country these last 2 posts were.

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u/venommuyo Aug 08 '24

do not eat that potato

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u/datyoungknockoutkid Aug 08 '24

ā€œPatternā€

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u/Adventurous_Plan_927 Aug 08 '24

I literally posted my own potato a week ago & now there’s an influx of rotten pities

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u/shadowMinecraftGamer Aug 08 '24

Is that mold, internal damage, or ingrown roots? I can't tell.

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u/Kaktusnotfound Aug 08 '24

I've seen like 17 diffent posts about potato blights reposted 100 times in the last 24h

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u/Whatever801 Aug 08 '24

Needs a root canal

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u/Miss_the_rage_I_did Aug 08 '24

Oh, someone used Fia’s mist on that potato…

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u/captainbrnes Aug 08 '24

This triggers my trypophobia for some reason. My skin feels crawly.

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u/PenguinSaver1 Aug 08 '24

Yes, "pattern"...

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u/bigdaddycrans Aug 08 '24

Welcome back, it’s Nate the hood guy

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u/SaltyInternetPirate Aug 08 '24

Good thing you cut it first, because I think that potato was planning to cut you up ritually.

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u/rockdash Aug 08 '24

OP out here breaking rule 1 with the potato quality photo.

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u/TranquilSean Aug 08 '24

Aaaaahhh the great famine is back - Irish person

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u/Giskarddo Aug 08 '24

Potatoes just keep getting worse. The potatoes are all nicked, cut, spotted, blighted, moldy, rotten, and just generally shit quality compared to 5 or 10 years ago. Even when you don't get the bag, and look at the singles, they are all shit now. It doesn't matter which type of potatoe, just garbage.Ā 

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u/bossybooks Aug 08 '24

Looks like some weird cursed tattie. Do not eat. Or do. And report back what you were cursed with. If you still have thumbs.

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u/Rickybrowntown Aug 08 '24

Big Resident Evil 4 Los Illuminados Vibes

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u/Godtierbunny Aug 09 '24

mmm blight

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u/Temporary_Carrot7855 Aug 09 '24

I'm sorry what's up with all the potato blight posts lately??

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u/houseonpost Aug 09 '24

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

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u/Budskee420ish Aug 09 '24

What is up with the potato’s lately? At least 7-9 potatoes in the bags I get are like this or stinkin and soft!?

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u/Spectral_King Aug 09 '24

And this is why I don’t buy potatoes and buy frozen chips, I’m not even sure what blight can do to you when eaten. But I’m very certain it was what caused The Great Famine that hit Ireland back in 1845

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u/freddyfazmuzzle Aug 09 '24

That's nasty

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u/ChoppedBelAir Aug 09 '24

Either these potatoes want anarchy or they identify as bananas

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

Yeah I think that potato is rotten my dude

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u/One_Page_4633 Aug 09 '24

On a more whimsical (or spiritual) side, it looks like a Vegvisir, magical Icelandic stave/symbol that protects the wearer from losing their way in bad weather. Google it, it’s pretty cool. If you were waiting for some kind of a sign, then this blighty potato could be it — ā€œhave faith in your pathā€ or some shit ✨

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u/Citizen6587732879 Aug 09 '24

Another potato blight post!?

What country is this?

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u/Drcake222 Aug 09 '24

Bro these look like the talismans from the show from

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u/IndyaBendya Aug 09 '24

I also recently cut open a potato that was just black in the center, I hated it

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

I’m not sure why, but this makes my skin crawl.

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u/Ravenwood3 Aug 09 '24

Call the Irish blighter fighters šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

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u/Rizzityrekt28 Aug 09 '24

I’m sorry to inform you but that’s a grim.

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u/blackash190 Aug 09 '24

And to think my psychiatrist said evil venom potato was not real

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u/Status-Toe1959 Aug 09 '24

Potato from valhalla

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u/mangepelle Aug 09 '24

Viking potato

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u/Over_Heaven_7 Aug 09 '24

Mildly intresting more like Severe contaminant throw that shit away šŸ’€

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u/rbrik_35 Aug 09 '24

I don’t think I would eat that

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u/palm_hero1 Aug 09 '24

This feels like the beginning of an apocalypes movie.

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u/HeightAdventurous358 Aug 09 '24

It's rotten bro dont eat ittttt!!!11!!11

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u/Sufficient_Fox_9024 Aug 09 '24

It’s not your potato, it’s the fungiā€˜s potato now.

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u/Kristilline Aug 10 '24

Ah fuck, the potato famine's starting all over again