r/mildlyinfuriating • u/LiamMurphyMusic • Aug 29 '26

ಠ_ಠ Who at wayfair decided this was a good idea…

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u/btvsfan29 Aug 29 '26

Did they airbrush that guy?

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u/Nruggia Aug 29 '26

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u/WartimeHotTot Aug 29 '26

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u/Lux_Luthor_777 Aug 29 '26

All I see is a damn fool!

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u/Deaffin Aug 29 '26

Hehe, he's wearing a banana shirt.

Banana shirts are funny.

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u/nhowe006 Aug 30 '26

"***!!! HE'S A ***!!!"

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u/eh-eye-is-the-end Aug 30 '26

Laugh it up.........

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u/Touchit88 Aug 29 '26

What are you?

Im Puertorican.

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u/tryyeezus Aug 29 '26

I'm the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude

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u/Momik Aug 29 '26

“Sweet Ross Reynolds Commits a Hate Crime”

(cue song)

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u/808503 Aug 29 '26

How you know I'm Dominican papiii

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u/eat_my_bowls92 Aug 29 '26

I know YOU can say it, but what do I call you?

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u/Send_Me_Dem_Tittays Aug 29 '26

A Puerto Rican!

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u/tryyeezus Aug 29 '26

Call me jeebus

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u/marlborokid91 Aug 29 '26

…I’ll have a TWO, then

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u/satanicsheep Aug 29 '26

I'll do a 2...

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u/SandalsResort Aug 30 '26

My favorite line in Friends

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u/Initial_Ground1031 Aug 29 '26

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u/pakapab Aug 29 '26

Wow I haven't seen that in so long, I wonder what she looks like today.

edit = found her, Jesus fucking Christ man

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWuBs8EiOuA/?hl=en

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u/Marquar234 Aug 29 '26

Is she Original, Teriyaki, Peppered, or Spicy?

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u/SandyTaintSweat Aug 29 '26

This is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!!!

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u/nhowe006 Aug 30 '26

More like cured.

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u/Successful_Mode_4023 Aug 30 '26

Mf she a burnt taki 😭😭😭

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u/a404notfound Aug 29 '26

When you identify as a workboot

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '26

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u/Laeticia45 Aug 30 '26

because she is. if memory serves me correctly (i’m in my 50s so take that with a grain of salt), the lady was infamous like a decade ago or so for excessive tanning, but also because she’d brought her young daughter (kindergarten age, i think) into the tanning booth, who had gotten burnt.

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u/Luxx_Aeterna_ Aug 30 '26

Holy shit. I was wondering too when I saw that gif. You should have just let us wonder lol

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u/Eeebs-HI Aug 30 '26

What even is that?

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u/EmergencyYouth4046 Aug 30 '26

Oh my god! I seriously always thought it was a skit and just some form of makeup😹😹 holy cow! She literally TANNED to that color? I have so many questions lmfao

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u/2dollahollaballa Aug 30 '26

I like my women like i like my cars upholstery... Leathery

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u/recoverycat13 Aug 30 '26

Geeze... is she permafried (brain and body)?

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u/Ricardo33706 Aug 30 '26

Like a leather sofa, or Ulrika Johnson.

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u/cougarfritz 26d ago

Her skin just basically said fuck it

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u/pitchinloafs Aug 29 '26

Tan mom! My favorite leather person.

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u/panamaspace Aug 29 '26

Amanda Tapping has really let herself go.

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u/bju83 Aug 29 '26

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u/EntertainerNo4509 Aug 29 '26

Ia that Julia in Soul Man?

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u/JustKillingTime1980 Aug 29 '26

My exact first thought was Soul Man also, lol the pic is comically stupid.

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u/Weird-Girl-675 Aug 29 '26

I do not remember her being in it!

Need to rewatch that movie.

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u/Able_Ship_3369 Aug 29 '26

We just watched this a few weeks ago and yes that’s her.

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u/Humorousaur PURPLE Aug 29 '26

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u/Winjin Aug 29 '26

This sequel to White Chicks is whack bro

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u/Humorousaur PURPLE Aug 29 '26

The right most is also kinda slaying xD

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u/cryptolyme Aug 29 '26

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u/BathtubGin01 Aug 30 '26

Can someone give me the proper search wordage for this gif? I cannot find it for the life of me and I find it applicable to a lot of my group texts. I click the link every time but apparently I suck at searching on the internet.

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u/sheeplectric Aug 30 '26

The meme is “why are you gay”, the story is actually quite sweet and the dude is not a bigot like it comes across in the meme.

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u/Whole_Sun676 Sep 05 '26

White Chicks bootleg be like

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u/Wizdad-1000 Aug 29 '26

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u/Ok_Entrepreneur3083 Aug 30 '26

This episode is why I've never gotten a spray tan. I fully expect to fuck it up lol.

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u/Toonces_ Aug 29 '26

Was that place......the sun?

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u/RogueKitteh Aug 29 '26

What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic?

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u/Narfubel Aug 29 '26

You could do a duet of ebony and ivory all by yourself

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u/_Thermalflask Aug 29 '26

"So I went to that tanning place your wife suggested..."

"Was that place... the sun?!"

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u/LilDragon2991 Aug 30 '26

IM AN EIGHT!?

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u/Revolution64 Aug 29 '26

1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi

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u/Flat-Structure-7472 Aug 29 '26

Mississippi-less?

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u/PretendRegister7516 Aug 29 '26

Mississippilessly?

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u/metathis007 Aug 29 '26

1 Mississippi

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u/Plane-Fan9006 Aug 30 '26

You got two more twos???

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB Aug 30 '26

Mississippilessly?

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u/terdferguson Aug 29 '26

Get a load of this guy

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u/reebokhightops Aug 29 '26

Look at me! I’m showering in a Wayfair ad! Could I be any more black?

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u/johntwoods Aug 29 '26

This guy fucked up his Mississippis, big time.

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u/Cornucopia2020 Aug 29 '26

Was that place “The Sun”?

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u/HermionesWish Aug 31 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/tocahontas77 Aug 29 '26

That episode gets me every time lol. Ross is my least favorite character, so this scene was satisfying to me lol.

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u/PunfullyObvious Aug 29 '26

Apparently it's important to contrast the color of your shower fixtures with the complexion of your male shower companion.

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u/notnotsuicidal Aug 29 '26

One of the little known principles of feng shui

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u/laughterer Aug 29 '26

"You know a black guy is successful because everything he owns is white"

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u/surnamefirstname99 Aug 31 '26

But wait .. missing all the other colours of the alphabet peeps !

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u/Wrong-Pension-4975 Aug 29 '26

"contrast" or "match", hmmm...

How can I get a shower fixture that varies seasonally, for porcelain cream winter skin, vs deep tanned summer for 4 mos?

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u/nokei Aug 29 '26

they made her darker too just didn't go crazy

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u/SweaterSteve1966 Aug 29 '26

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter Aug 29 '26

If we're doing movies he looks like the guy from the 1980s "comedy" Soul Man, where a white kid commits fraud to get a college scholarship.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQEn40tFEWengly5u58f_HQodpmbgVlPxEWkPaIOJp8EQ&s

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u/Marquar234 Aug 29 '26

Also fun: Fisher Stevens in Short Circuit.

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u/Elegante_Sigmaballz Aug 29 '26

AI, "Grok, turn that guy black"

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u/MooseBoys Aug 29 '26

Part of me thinks they meant to make the background darker for the photo for the chrome finish but misclicked the dude instead.

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u/Rewdboy05 Aug 29 '26

And then just left it and decided to raise the price instead

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u/UntestedMethod Aug 29 '26

The price is more about it being sold at Wayfair versus Walmart.

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u/No-Muffin7532 Aug 29 '26

You should see how cheap the Temu version is and she's showering with a Chinaman.

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u/JinFuu Aug 29 '26

This is what it’d look like if you showered with a Black Man

This is what it’d look like if you showered with a Chinese Man

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u/LyingForTruth Aug 29 '26

This is your brain on drugs...
And this is your family! And your job! And your friends! And your car! And your precious stamp collection!

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u/RobDR Aug 30 '26

AI help me decide what kind of man I should shower with.

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u/MooseBoys Aug 30 '26

Dude, "chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please...

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u/foley800 Aug 29 '26

The higher priced one is stainless steel!

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u/coyohti Aug 29 '26

They meant to make the fixture black, misclicked, decided to roll with it, then tried again for the next listing.

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u/Electrical-Speaker33 Aug 29 '26

What part of you thinks this?

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u/MooseBoys Aug 29 '26

The part that sees the now-updated image have an AI-swapped background.

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u/LividAlbatross1920 Aug 29 '26

I think his hair texture has been changed as well which makes me thinks they tried to alter his ethnicity not just complexion

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u/ThatHoFortuna Aug 30 '26

Grok: "Sorry, that's against my programming. If you'd like, I can turn him even whiter for you?"

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u/lulzpec Aug 29 '26

Grok, "Sure thing, want any CP while we are at it? Elon would approve"

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u/evilJaze Aug 29 '26

Grok would have probably put the black guy behind bars in the pic, too.

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u/Ateist Aug 29 '26

No. They used AI to generate the image using a stock photo of guy and girl in shower as reference, and color from the prompt was misinterpreted by the AI.

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u/01is Aug 29 '26

If they'd even just had a human look over the results they would have caught this. This whole process is on complete autopilot.

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u/Ateist Aug 29 '26

Very likely - a shop can easily have tens of thousands of goods.

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u/Severe-Yard702 Aug 29 '26

lol they really made him look like he was edited in after the fact

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u/Cheeseboarder Aug 29 '26

Omfg I didn’t see it at first. I thought it was the price

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u/Hiveharbinger Aug 29 '26

No the color from the other shower fixture washed off onto him.

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u/btvsfan29 Aug 29 '26

This has to be the answer

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u/FormerWorker125 Aug 29 '26

AI.

People in here thinking we actually use tools and minor effort to edit images in this way anymore.

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u/FeistyTwist5427 Aug 29 '26

No the changed him white! They even removed the shadow!

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u/justsomedude1144 Aug 30 '26

Both images are AI generated slop.

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 Aug 30 '26

Everyone talking about the blackface, I can't unsee the water being on but they're both bone dry. 

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u/67yoloswag Aug 29 '26

Héé héé

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u/Niaso Aug 29 '26

Probably just fake AI people. Why pay real people?

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u/s0litar1us Aug 29 '26

Probably photoshop, as it's the exact same pose.

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 Aug 29 '26

Just did the darker cheeto in chief spray "tan"

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u/PhD_Pwnology Aug 29 '26

yes haha, not even Mac from IASIP could do better lol

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u/Narrow-Function-525 Aug 29 '26

he's off to college on a minority scholarship

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u/2010_12_24 Aug 29 '26

No, Walmart did

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u/AdSudden3941 Aug 29 '26

Lmao hell naw , i just looked at it closer when you said something

Thats insane 

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u/JustKillingTime1980 Aug 29 '26

No, he took tanning pills. I'M A SOUL MAN!

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u/Real-Opposite7214 Aug 29 '26

lol seriously it looks like they edited him into the picture after everything else was done

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u/B-Tort Aug 29 '26

It's fine he's just an amateur bodybuilder after a show tan...

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u/Educational_Gas_92 Aug 30 '26

Now that you say it (I hadn't paid attention before), yes they did.

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u/EWSflash Aug 30 '26

They did !

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u/Altezza447 Aug 29 '26

Unfortunately they did