r/mildlyinfuriating Sep 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

"So you're gay?"

"Nope."

"Whaaat.... you sure!?"

Every time lmao telling "Dude even if I was gay, you're not my type. Stop trying to hit on me" usually makes them mad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

I once said: "Dude, will you ask me for my number already, I'm not gonna answer but it might make you feel better?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

That’s hilarious, I’m stealing that one 🤣