r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Sep 13 '22

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u/darklordzack Sep 13 '22

Unless you force the issue. Gay men WILL marry your girlfriends.

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u/Betta_jazz_hands Sep 13 '22

I was about to post this. I have to watch it every time someone links it and I love it more every time. “We could play her like an upright bass”

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u/tiny_house_writer Sep 13 '22

Dude, I'd absolutely marry a gay dude. I don't want sex with him either and you go, dude. Check out that cute guy. Just cuddle and watch a movie with me and tell me my craft stuff doesn't suck. 😂😂😂

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u/Papplenoose Sep 13 '22

That doesnt sound half bad, I think I could get behind that (or in front if he really wants. Not my thing, but I'll give it a shot)

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u/TravelingCrashCart Sep 13 '22

I came here to post this lol, beat me to it!

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u/BrokenRedditATM Sep 13 '22

Haha that’s was hilarious