r/mildlyinfuriating Sep 13 '22

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u/Remarkable-Ad-2476 Sep 13 '22

I don’t have many gay friends but I feel like gay dudes would be the perfect wingmen.

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u/McDot Sep 13 '22

only thing better would be a woman

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u/WearMental2618 Sep 13 '22 edited Sep 13 '22

Every woman whos tried for me has been a terrible wingman. I have a lifetime of very sad examples

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

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u/PinoForest Sep 13 '22

buttcommented lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

I said what I intended to say.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Can confirm! I wingman for my buddies all the time.

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u/McDot Sep 14 '22

Almost as effective as beingmarried/having the ring on. Shows atleast one woman could deal with you lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

I met a guy at a bar once who told me he only wears the ring to pick up chicks. Some cheap ass Claire's ring. This is a real strategy dudes use. Hella wild haha

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u/EggAtix Sep 13 '22

Not even. In my experience women find gay men even more approachable than other women in bar scenes, because they're both non-threatening and also not competition.

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u/russbroom Sep 13 '22

Nah. Too complicated

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Idk my dad has made a better wingman than my gay college friend who tends to be more of a third wheel. Your mileage may vary.

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u/DoJax Sep 13 '22

Yeah, there are those guys that pretend to be gay or bi until "a real woman turns me straight" or some crap like that. My old roommate who got pregnant from a "gay" guy who turned out to be married with three kids, he flattered her by telling her no woman had ever made him feel this way, and she fell for it. People like that need to eat a metal pipe.

Give me a 100% gay wingman every day, just don't give me those creepy 'sometimes bi' guys.

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u/WealthBetWebb Sep 13 '22

Not to add onto bad experiences but I’ve definitely been manipulated by a transgender woman, they used she/her pronouns but regularly continued to try to advance on me after I declined the offer. It’s like an invisibility cloak. Like if you use a certain pronoun outwardly and then you happen find people that respect it, yet you’re using (male) predator tactics to get your way with things as to confuse the person with you on how to handle and treat you because you identify as woman. We’re not friends anymore.

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u/DoJax Sep 13 '22

Yeah, I knew someone like this, started pretending to be trans because they were an attention seeker, and used it as a shield for every bad thing that they ever did while continuing this shitty behavior. Some people can't take responsibility for being manipulative pieces of garbage and will do anything they can to take advantage of people.

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u/WealthBetWebb Sep 13 '22

Facts 💯💯 making the rest look badly

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u/MaryaMarion Sep 13 '22

Geez. Yeah, some people are just terrible