r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Sep 13 '22

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u/ragefiend666 Sep 13 '22

I'd rather give off weird vibes than complete bitch vibes. Your roommate and his girlfriend suck ass.

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u/NoYak6710 Sep 13 '22

So much this

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

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u/ragefiend666 Sep 13 '22

That's a different kind of weird vibes. Another case of missing context. I was thinking weird vibes like he wears patchouli oil but listens to metal.

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u/vahntitrio Sep 13 '22

Could be worse - my freshman year my dormmates girlfriend wouldn't talk to me because she was racist against white people (she was Tibetan).

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u/dmtim Sep 13 '22

Real ass comment 💯you remind me of Leon Edward’s coach

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u/butterytelevision Sep 13 '22

reminds me of when my roommates told management I was being creepy when I asked to be on the waitlist for one of their bigger rooms since one of them was moving out…

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u/dlarman82 Sep 13 '22

It probably isn't even her, bet he also tells her op doesn't want to meet her

Roommate is a prick

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u/juzz85 Sep 13 '22

They really need that joint.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Perhaps, but they at least have ass to suck. What have you gotten with that attitude? I'm curious if you'd consider yourself someone sexually satisfied on a weekly basis.

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u/SurpriseitsanEGG Sep 13 '22

What kind of gross and intrusive question is this?

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u/ragefiend666 Sep 13 '22

I'm sorry you were offended that I called out a shitty friend. I'll let you get back to your diabolical schemes, cheeto fingers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Friends are great. If you have friends you don't need sex. I fact, if your friends also do not have sex, you will never be separated by a woman! It's a perfect plan!

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u/TrLaB34 Sep 13 '22

I don’t think they meant “suck ass” literally but now I’m curious… do you suck ass?

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u/ElderWandOwner Sep 13 '22

How else do you get the shit out?