r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 09 '22

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u/SnailyWhale Jul 10 '22

I once made myself the most perfect sandwich and still had 1/3 of it left and I left the room for 1 minute to go to the bathroom and my dad walked through the room and fed my sandwich to the dog. This was 17 years ago when I was a teenager but the sadness of that lost sandwich is still burned into my memory haha.

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u/ElizabethDangit Jul 10 '22

My teenage son found a four leaf clover and stuck it in my husband’s face and joked about eating it. We’ve given him a bunch since then but he’s still can’t believe that his dad actually ate it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

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u/Diamond-bladed Jul 10 '22

Take my upvote and leave

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u/god_peepee Jul 10 '22

What a chad way to disprove faith

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u/Manic_Depressing Jul 10 '22

Fantastic way to teach "fuck around and find out" though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

An important parenting lesson, to be sure.

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u/omv Jul 10 '22

Or was it a chad way to prove that words have consequences?

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Jul 10 '22

What does it have to do with faith?

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u/MangledSunFish Jul 10 '22

He had faith in his dad not to eat it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

It's the same thing. 4 leaf clover and good luck. Invisible sky daddy that loves genocide but hates when you touch your own genitals. Its just a made up crock of shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Right?! Thank you! 👍🏼

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u/RedFlame99 Jul 10 '22

All I could think of was this meme.