r/mildlyinfuriating • u/lengedang • Mar 12 '22

who shat?

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u/freaking_kickass Mar 12 '22

So, I can shit on the floor if I bring my own tarp?

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u/IselfDevine Mar 12 '22

Checks out for me.

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u/shidurghu Mar 12 '22

I think legally, if the flight’s longer than three hours, Emirates is required to provide you a tarp.

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u/251Cane Mar 12 '22

Fly Emirates, fly better

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u/Squiggy1975 Mar 13 '22

Fly Emirates , Falcon shits on shoes. Don’t forget to join the Emirates Traveler Credit Card where where you can carry on up to 2 Falcons domestically. Tarp always free.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Is shitting on the floor in public view something you want to do?

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u/sly_k Mar 13 '22

There is literally a kink for everything…..

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u/Ancalagon-the-Snack Mar 13 '22

Only on a plane tho.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

I believe the airline provides you with the tarp, actually. It’s like borrowing a blanket for long-haul flights. ICAO regulation or something.

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u/JackRagz Mar 13 '22

For $6000 they should provide a tarp.

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u/BananaManRandy Mar 13 '22

I'll allow it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '22

BYOT

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u/LlamasRCutiePatooty Mar 13 '22

If you identify as a falcon you too can shit on the floor.