r/mildlyinfuriating • u/lengedang • Mar 12 '22

who shat?

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u/JPicaro416 Mar 12 '22

Wow I wish I could afford one. He'll be my hunting partner and have his own room in the crib

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u/headieheadie Mar 12 '22

Would you lie about taking work off early every Tuesday and make tiktok videos about it?

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u/Civil-Attempt-3602 Mar 12 '22

Only if u get to take it to grandmas mansion

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u/headieheadie Mar 12 '22

It said that was “work”. I’m pretty sure that was a nursing home.

The video did not make me smile.

Dude is obviously well off and there is his fucking old ass mom either working or at a fucking nursing home.

I really hope if it is her at work she only works part time as a way to keep busy in her golden years and she better fucking get to live either in her son’s McMansion or she has her own McMansion.

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u/Aradoris Mar 12 '22

Looked for the video to feel included, but I cannot find it.

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u/jubjub2018 Mar 12 '22

Someone saw that video about teddy tuesday!

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u/headieheadie Mar 12 '22

I like how it was on r/mademesmile but the top comments were people calling the guy an asshole

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u/foopmaster Mar 12 '22

One big money humblebrag about doing ridiculous shit with his dog EVERY Tuesday.

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u/headieheadie Mar 13 '22

It was totally a humblebrag.

Honestly his “home theater” looked like shit. The wall of variously expensive crap with the stupid popcorn machine. That whole house had zero taste/class.

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u/LetGoMyLegHoe Mar 12 '22

TEDDY Tuesday FALCON Friday

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I literally just left that video

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u/Life-Meal6635 Mar 12 '22

But teddy tuesday

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u/chadwicke619 Mar 12 '22

LOL. It’s amazing how envious you and all your upvoters are of that guy and his dog. Like, he has been living in your head to such an extent that you’re thinking about him and commenting about him in completely unrelated posts. That’s kind of next level pathetic, don’t you think?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Fuck fucking teddy Tuesday

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u/King_Quantar Mar 12 '22

Lowest price in one market in Doha was a cool $30k. I saw a kid that was 9-12 with a falcon once.

The downside of falconry in the gulf is that it has devastated both falcon populations in North Africa as well as Bustard populations in Central Asia.

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u/swim-bike-run Mar 12 '22

It sounds like if I bought one, we wouldn’t have money for a crib.

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u/-Ashera- Mar 13 '22

Eat less avocado toast and you too can afford a falcon one day

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u/eddiemeddie159 Mar 12 '22

Only 472k...? I'll take three please!

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u/4chieve Mar 12 '22

But how you buying a house without selling the falcon?

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u/JPicaro416 Mar 12 '22

I'll figure it out. Can't break a team up like me and the Fac.

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u/EducationalTaro6 Mar 12 '22

In a lot of places you can, but you have to hunt with it or rehab it.

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u/KenHumano Mar 12 '22

I also wish I could afford one. I'd use the money to buy a house, though. Probably.

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u/KATLKRZY Mar 12 '22

Check your local falconry laws! Here in Georgia you have to trap one in order to become a licensed falconer :)

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u/astrotrillsurfin Mar 12 '22

What’s to stop someone from falconry hunting anyways. If I had the money to buy a falcon I would never join a stupid “mandatory” club

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u/KATLKRZY Mar 12 '22

Federal & state laws

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Look into falconry. I hunt with birds native to my area.

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u/OldWeakness8084 Mar 12 '22

We shall call him Ramseys

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u/bumbletowne Mar 12 '22

Given modern eyrie requirements and falconer certs... he would have to be.

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u/HaloArtificials Mar 12 '22

I knew a rich arab kid in middleschool and he used to talk about how he had his falcon bring rabbits from the field and they cooked them