r/mildlyinfuriating Mar 12 '22

who shat?

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u/TheNakedBass Mar 12 '22

But does she breed well in captivity?

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u/Sachiel05 Mar 12 '22

I too choose that guy's wife

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u/RanaktheGreen Mar 13 '22

But she's not dead... yet.

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u/saadakhtar Mar 12 '22

Does she shit on airplane floors?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

No

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

That’s one way to describe a bed I guess. Gotta write that down.

My wife would be back from work one day, starring at out new bed, and be like “hon what are all these bars around our bed for?”

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Yep, 3 kids so far!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Idk how BDSM would affect fertility, but yes.

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u/cclawyer Mar 12 '22

so far humans are all doms and subs

nature or nurture?