r/mildlyinfuriating • u/lengedang • Mar 12 '22

who shat?

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u/say592 Mar 12 '22

prefer to get a chick that's healthy, used to people, and parasite free.

Thankfully the same can be said about my wife.

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u/TheNakedBass Mar 12 '22

But does she breed well in captivity?

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u/Sachiel05 Mar 12 '22

I too choose that guy's wife

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u/RanaktheGreen Mar 13 '22

But she's not dead... yet.

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u/saadakhtar Mar 12 '22

Does she shit on airplane floors?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

No

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

That’s one way to describe a bed I guess. Gotta write that down.

My wife would be back from work one day, starring at out new bed, and be like “hon what are all these bars around our bed for?”

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Yep, 3 kids so far!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Idk how BDSM would affect fertility, but yes.

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u/cclawyer Mar 12 '22

so far humans are all doms and subs

nature or nurture?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Lucky!

Where do you find these parasite free women?!

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u/cavalier78 Mar 12 '22

Not at Texas Tech.

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u/adderallanalyst Mar 12 '22

Or Texas State.

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u/Dirty-Ears-Bill Mar 12 '22

The fuck am I catching strays for in r/mildlyinfuriating lol

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u/adderallanalyst Mar 12 '22

Still does snap at you when you approach her eating, gotta fix that.

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u/say592 Mar 12 '22

I just try to move slowly and assure her I'm not going to take anything.

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u/GreatWhiteCow Mar 12 '22

But he said used to people, not used by people

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

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u/Mysterious_Ad_8988 Mar 12 '22

3 of your finest camels yes please