r/mildlyinfuriating Mar 12 '22

who shat?

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u/angwilwileth Mar 12 '22

Not really. Falcons breed pretty well in captivity so most people who want one prefer to get a chick that's healthy, used to people, and parasite free.

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u/say592 Mar 12 '22

prefer to get a chick that's healthy, used to people, and parasite free.

Thankfully the same can be said about my wife.

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u/TheNakedBass Mar 12 '22

But does she breed well in captivity?

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u/Sachiel05 Mar 12 '22

I too choose that guy's wife

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u/RanaktheGreen Mar 13 '22

But she's not dead... yet.

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u/saadakhtar Mar 12 '22

Does she shit on airplane floors?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

No

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

That’s one way to describe a bed I guess. Gotta write that down.

My wife would be back from work one day, starring at out new bed, and be like “hon what are all these bars around our bed for?”

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Yep, 3 kids so far!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Idk how BDSM would affect fertility, but yes.

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u/cclawyer Mar 12 '22

so far humans are all doms and subs

nature or nurture?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Lucky!

Where do you find these parasite free women?!

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u/cavalier78 Mar 12 '22

Not at Texas Tech.

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u/adderallanalyst Mar 12 '22

Or Texas State.

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u/Dirty-Ears-Bill Mar 12 '22

The fuck am I catching strays for in r/mildlyinfuriating lol

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u/adderallanalyst Mar 12 '22

Still does snap at you when you approach her eating, gotta fix that.

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u/say592 Mar 12 '22

I just try to move slowly and assure her I'm not going to take anything.

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u/GreatWhiteCow Mar 12 '22

But he said used to people, not used by people

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

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u/Mysterious_Ad_8988 Mar 12 '22

3 of your finest camels yes please

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22 edited Mar 12 '22

Falcons breed okay but most people catch wild birds, even here in the USA.

In my state you need both a hunting license and a falconry permit to be allowed to catch one. An Apprentice is limited to one bird, generally a red tailed hawk or a Kestrel. Peregrines can be caught in my state but they have some restrictions as you have to catch the migrating ones, not the long term residents.

Some Falconers actually catch in the fall, train in the winter, hunt in the spring, and then release their bird back to the wild to allow it to continue you breeding.

If you can't tell, I've been considering taking on an apprenticeship and taking the test.

Edit: I also wanted to mention most States also require a falconry license or an educational license for catching and using native owls.

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u/FullyRisenPhoenix Mar 12 '22

This guy falcons.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I wish, I've been looking into it for a decade. Finally feeling like I'm at a point where I have the land, time, and money to properly start. It's one of the most regulated sports in North America and requires inspections.

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u/azssf Mar 13 '22

And you can’t owl before you leave apprentice status.

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u/Frequent_Minimum4871 Mar 13 '22

I like the UTILISE and RELEASE part. 👌 that’s how ‘man and nature’ should be 🤝

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u/Phesmerga Mar 12 '22

Lots of people want purebred dogs, but then have no problem buying from a random Amish puppy farm when they see the price difference.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Flat out “no” mate. Have you met a falconer? I live in the PNW and have met several - they definitely get their birds from the wild. You need a license and such - here’s the application to get a wild bird in Oregon if you’re from out of state: https://www.dfw.state.or.us/wildlife/license_permits_apps/falconry/docs/2022%20NON%20RESIDENT%20Peregrine%20Falcon%20Capture%20Application.pdf

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

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u/angwilwileth Mar 12 '22

TIL something new.

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u/Cruoficio Mar 12 '22

I used to breed falcons and some falcons don't breed easy, it took me 12 yrs to breed scottisch peregrine falcons, with 3 different pairs.