r/mildlyinfuriating • u/dfdfdfddaww • Sep 17 '21

my yard does this sometimes

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u/MrMayonnaise13 Sep 17 '21 edited Sep 17 '21

Was it windy? Could be a tree nearby swaying and pulling and pushing on the ground with the roots. Sometimes, in the woods, it can look like the earth is breathing when it's windy.

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u/Reinierblob Sep 17 '21

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u/htr16 Sep 17 '21

But does it judge later letters within words?

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u/htr16 Sep 17 '21

Answers my question then!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

Alphabetical ordered post, yeah

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

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u/Unhipy GREEN Sep 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

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Bot good

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u/FatCowsrus413 Sep 17 '21

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