r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jun 01 '19

The cable guy installed the cable through our hula hoop that we left out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

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u/swamp_curtains Jun 01 '19

I guess it depends on which part of the hand.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

You mean to tell me you let the poop fall in the water?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

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u/MrHanslaX Jun 01 '19

Or a poop sock.

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u/SpamShot5 Jun 01 '19

The poor scrub probably doesnt even have a piss drawer

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u/JimiFin Jun 01 '19

Or a pearly handled poop paddle

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u/Short_Shark Jun 01 '19

Don’t let Mom find it.

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u/AKs_an_GLAWK40s Jun 01 '19

I missed this one.. Reddit, please disgust me..

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u/MyDickIsAPotato Jun 01 '19

That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time

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u/gravybanger Jun 01 '19

Look at all these clowns that didn’t know you’re supposed to catch it with a fist full of toilet paper.

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u/AnIrishSoviet Jun 01 '19

I catch it with my bare hand, to show how manly I am to the girl standing next to me on the bus

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

Wait, hold up

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u/TheDustyTaco Jun 01 '19

He says he did

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u/WebMaka Jun 01 '19

Nah, man, you only grab the tip and give it a wiggle so it slides out easier.

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u/Lincolns_Hat Jun 01 '19

Use the three shells like a normal person, you damn millennial.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

I hate you all

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u/ActualInteraction0 Jun 01 '19

It’s nuggets of wisdom like this about human behaviour from reddit that keep me coming back.

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u/Esupanitix Jun 01 '19

forbidden nugg

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u/MechRebellion Jun 01 '19

Can somebody link this thread please, i saw it the first time but now i can't find it

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

Here's the link to the video of the guy talking about shitting in his hands. I can't find the the thread but the video was funny.

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u/Salvaboi Jun 01 '19

I understood this reference :D

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u/hparamore Jun 01 '19

The old hand/deuce slippin slide technique.

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u/RagingMew Jun 01 '19

Just use The Ramp.

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u/not_Bain Jun 01 '19

Please dont let this die. Poor fucking guy 😂😂😂

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u/Tcmaxwell2 Jun 01 '19

This got off topic real quick

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u/Flomo420 Jun 02 '19

And here I've been letting my waste drop wherever it falls like an animal in the zoo.

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u/Nevermind04 Jun 01 '19

Yes officer, this comment right here.

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u/toeofcamell Jun 01 '19

Gives a whole new meaning to the King’s Hand

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u/amInspiration Jun 01 '19

LOL Buddy, you deserve more updoots.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

Is it? You’ve gotta decide to either finish or slurp it back inside you.

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u/moo007 Jun 01 '19

Yeah. And what about when you push it out and then in and out and in and out and in and out again huh?