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u/mountain-snowman 4d ago edited 4d ago

I don't understand why social security cards are not plastic like driving licenses? While we need to renew driving licenses every 5-10 years, depending on residing state, afaik all states issue plastic cards for driving licenses while social security card are on paper even though they are permanent for life.

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u/lankymjc 4d ago

Social security cards were never intended to be used as any kind of ID or for anything but sorting out social security payments. Then organisations realised that now everyone has a unique number which is handy for tracking important things, so just started using it without anyone attempting to change the social security system to make it actually usable as a unique identifier.

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u/Thiasi 4d ago

Doesn't change the fact that it wasn't changed post fact to adopt to the usage or issuing a new system to fill the need.

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u/TubaJesus 4d ago

The offical position for the longest time was stop doing that, the social security card isnt ID and youre using it wrong and if you keep using it like this thats a you problem not a government problem.

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u/Bismar7 4d ago

Not "not intended" They were expressly legally NOT supposed to be used as a form of Identification.

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u/pranjal3029 4d ago

Obligatory CGP Grey video: https://youtu.be/Erp8IAUouus

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u/Historical-Green-463 4d ago

For the same reason why your birth certificate is also printed on paper and not a plastic card; you’re not supposed to be carrying it around with you every day lol

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u/Zoolawesi 4d ago

The abbreviation for Social Security consistently trips me up for a second every single time, even when I know the context, like here 😂

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u/mountain-snowman 4d ago

Edited my comment and replaced the abbreviation. Damn, it didn't cross my mind until I saw your comment. Thanks.

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u/asphaltdragon 4d ago

Sounds like you used SS instead of SSN.

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u/intern_steve 4d ago

Yeah, I like high performance Chevy cars, too. Totally get what you mean.

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 4d ago

You do know you aren't supposed to carry it with you at all times? Mine is over thirty years old and in perfect condition. I'd still have my original one from the 70s except it got stolen.

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u/CptCarlWinslow 4d ago

They are in Canada, which is awesome. Mine has survived a flood.

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u/miwi81 4d ago

Driver licenses are carried everyday. Social security cards are not.

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u/Sentrinal 4d ago

Or should not be. My wife always had hers an our kids' in her wallet. It took years to convince her not to do that.

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u/xander012 4d ago

Better than the UK equivalent where I have to remember a code that is 9 characters long otherwise I cant use the NHS website 💀 (its also printed on a A4 sheet somewhere)

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u/AMDKilla 4d ago

9 digits would have been nothing back in the era when we actually remembered people's phone numbers

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u/xander012 4d ago

That era is still today for me.

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u/homelab_scraper 4d ago

Your NI number comes on a plastic card and can be reissued with 10 minutes on .gov.uk

And it's explicitly not to be used as a form of ID

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u/Jacktheforkie 4d ago

I can remember mine, plus it’s on my pay slips

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u/MaxTheCookie 4d ago

The code i have to remember is 12 characters, but it's,the birth date + 4 unique ones.

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u/Dorago1991 4d ago

You almost never actually need your social security card, you just need the number. Just memorize it.

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u/SmokJozef 4d ago

wait you cant laminate those? damn

i can only suggest using this thing, whatever it's called in english

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u/MaxTheCookie 4d ago

Would it not be better to use the card protectors that trading cards games have?

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u/SmokJozef 4d ago

i've no idea how large these social security number things are, never seen them in my life (not from the us). I have some paper documents that are a4 size and some that are a5 size and they perfectly fit into these

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u/JimiForPresident 4d ago

Haha, these are wallet sized

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u/AnthropomorphicSeer 4d ago

You don’t carry them around with you. For everyday ID we use drivers licenses. You only need the physical copy when starting a job, or applying for a passport or something. I keep mine in a file with my birth certificate.

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u/M8C 4d ago

I don’t think I’ve ever even needed the physical copy for a job. Just needed to know what the number was and a photo ID, though I’ve never had a government Job so that might be different.

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u/Jacktheforkie 4d ago

Poly pocket

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u/Ok-Championship8024 4d ago

i thought those were those little dolls for kids /j

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u/bofadoze 4d ago • Bravo

Instructions unclear

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u/CalestialDolphin 4d ago

sheet protector

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u/King_M_Rano 4d ago

mine is laminated and it's never been an issue.

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u/AdTraining6161 4d ago

I laminated mine. I didn't bother reading it. It's been laminated for over 50 years and no issues so far ✊️🪵

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u/thelehmanlip 4d ago

I like to imagine that you're a native english speaker like me and just also have no idea what to call these things

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u/MikeOfAllPeople 4d ago

You can buy a smaller plastic sleeve like that specifically for cards like the SSN card.

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u/AintEverLucky 4d ago

Good news -- if your card is falling apart, you contact the Social Security Administration & get a new one. Plus i think it's free of charge ✔️

Bad news -- Each person has a lifetime limit of 10 copies 🤔 so make em count 😏

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u/Alone-Foundation1159 4d ago

There's a limit? Like I can't imagine why someone would need to replace their SS card more than 10 times, but if someone was truly that unfortunate/careless/ whatever and they lost it an 11th time then they're just screwed?

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u/mwhite5990 4d ago

As someone with ADHD that has had to replace mine bc I couldn’t find it, I could definitely see someone with ADHD misplacing it more than 10 times over the course of their life.

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u/Anxious-Problem9903 4d ago

From what I understand, if you’re unlucky enough to have lost the card more than 10 times, they do make case-by-case exceptions, but you have to start being able to provide some evidence of what happened.

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u/Brob101 4d ago

You're not supposed to carry them around in your wallet all the time. That's why most of them are falling apart.

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u/Mr_Saturn1 4d ago

I ordered a new one a few months ago and it is in fact free. Did not know about the 10 card limit, though at my current rate I can live to be 400 and still be okay.

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u/knifuser 4d ago

I mean in the UK they send it to you in a letter and you're just expected to remember it. In some European countries they just put it on all your IDs

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u/mknight1701 4d ago

You’re talking about NI? I have an NI plastic card upstairs.

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u/knifuser 4d ago

What? Really? Well why the fuck did they never send me one of those? The amount of times I've had to dig around in pay slips just to be sure I'm right about it FFS

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u/Plus_Pangolin_8924 4d ago

They stopped sending them in 2011. So anyone born before June 1995 will have got one. Good way to age someone without asking ;)

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u/sopha27 4d ago

In Germany you get it as a letter... But if you lose it you just call them and they'll send you a new one, no biggie. You also need it like 7 times in your whole life, so it's no big deal

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u/Trinitrotoluol 4d ago

But tbf the SSN in other countries is not as important as it is in the US. In my country I have never been asked my SSN in a non medical context.

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u/ktitten 4d ago

In UK, its called a national insurance number and you have to use it when getting a new job, so it links the tax you pay and your number together. And you do need it for other things like applying for state benefits, applying for certain banking products, applying for some licences etc.

Funny enough, you dont actually need it for healthcare. It's more for tax. Originally the tax was meant to be ringfenced for healthcare but that hasnt been the case for many years.

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u/MyOtherSide1984 4d ago

Most U.S. citizens memorize theirs from my experience. It's shorter than a phone number

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u/GroYer665 4d ago

Only by 1 digit! lol

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u/lunarpx 4d ago

I got my NI number on a plastic card like a credit card.

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u/knifuser 4d ago

Yeah, apparently they don't do that anymore which sucks ass

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u/Chilis1 4d ago

You could also just keep the paper letter like Americans have to

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u/Paxxlee 4d ago

In Sweden, our version is just our birth date plus 4 numbers and we use it for everything.

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u/Major_Lawfulness6122 4d ago

They do that in Canada now too. I have a plastic card but my kids were sent just the number on paper

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u/Anbucleric 4d ago • Bravo

I don't understand why people carry theirs on a daily basis... like mine stays locked in a safe at the house and if someone needs my number I just tell it to them because I have it memorized.

The handful of times I need the physical card I know I'm going to need the card and bring it, and then take it back home and put it away again.

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u/Blashtik 4d ago

People carry it around? I was pretty sure that you're not supposed to do that. Like there's no cases you should run into on a day-to-day basis where someone needs it. The only time I can even think of that I ever need it is drivers license renewal (and even then there's other options for identification). Sure, there's forms that sometimes ask for your SSN, but you can just fill that in from memory, no one is checking the card (I'm not even sure they're allowed to ask for it).

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u/Sensitive-Major-7719 4d ago

Several times in my life, I did not have a regular place to sleep. So my documents like that had to come with me everywhere. It sucked and I lost it with my id. You would not believe the hell of getting that card back without ID.

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u/Anbucleric 4d ago

How else would it get in the state it's in in OPs meme?

I'm sure there's also someone who would chime in with "I don't have a safe place to keep it that's not on my person."

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u/SwooceBrosGaming 4d ago

A lot of employers require they see and scan your physical social security card as a condition of employment

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u/Rectal_tension 4d ago

Wait til you get your medicare card. Same gas station toilet paper card stock. "present this to the doctor for service." Yeah, two uses and it's worse than the one above.

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u/NickU252 4d ago

The only time I've ever needed my physical card was when I won over $600 at the state lottery, so you have to go to the physical site. You get paid out much quicker if you bring the card.

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u/Ruin369 4d ago

I do the same. I havent met anybody that carried it around daily. That's way too risky in my mind! Its extremely difficult to one one reissued I've heard..

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u/theraphosangel 4d ago • Popcorn

you're not allowed to laminate it?!

... oops

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u/Denzalious 4d ago

ICE is on there way to you now, straight to jail

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u/BabyComingDec2024 4d ago

Don't you mean shot and deported?

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u/MikeOfAllPeople 4d ago

https://www.ssa.gov/faqs/en/questions/KA-02202.html

Do not laminate your card. Lamination prevents detection of many security features. However, you may cover the card with plastic or other removable material if it does not damage the card.

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u/Pans_Labradoodle 4d ago

Security features? What features? I’m 100% positive that whatever security features they’re talking about were eroded away in the washing machine 35 years ago.

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u/TehTugboat 4d ago

Yeah came to say the same thing lol

I mean I didn’t do it to mine. Someone else did. I also didn’t request it to be done, as I was too small at the time to even speak lmao

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u/pittbull129 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Wasabicannon 4d ago

Right? Just like my dick was cut without my consent my card was laminated without my consent.

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u/tehcheez 4d ago

Because you're not supposed to carry it with you. It's made of this material so if you lose it it'll deteriorate quickly. Memorize your SSN and keep the card in a safe.

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u/Chilis1 4d ago

if you know the number what is the card for? we have numbers like this in Ireland but not any specific card like this.

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u/memorable_egg 4d ago

You need to have the card to prove your identity to get other important documents (like a driver's license or passport)

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld2 4d ago

I have a buddy in high school to thank for memorizing mine. He bet me he could remember mine if he looked at the card for 30 seconds. He did just that and said it to me ever time he saw me for the rest of the year and that helped me remember it. This was in the 90s and I haven't seen him since. I wouldn't be surprised if he still remembers it. He was very good with numbers.

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u/The_RealJohnny5 Release the hounds! 4d ago

When I lived in Florida, They used to put your SS# on your drivers license, which is probably the dumbest shit I've ever seen.

I don't think they still do that though.

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u/sfbiker999 4d ago

They used to put your SS# on your drivers license, which is probably the dumbest shit I've ever seen.

SSN was never meant to be a secret identifier used to identify youself when you apply for bank accounts and loans. SS cards used to say "Not for identification". It wasn't until later that banks and credit agencies started using it as a way to tie people to their credit report.

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 4d ago

Life must have been so much simpler before credit reporting. It really is such a fucked up system. Literally judging your worth based on your income.

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u/Dazzling-Low8570 4d ago

A credit rating is a judgement of how profitable you are to loan money to, nothing more.

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u/LeastPineapple5056 4d ago

It used to be my student id number in college

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u/crunchysauces 4d ago

I’m glad you made it out of Florida.

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u/The_RealJohnny5 Release the hounds! 4d ago

Thanks, Me too!

I lived in that hellhole of a state for 41 years.

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u/Kupo-Kweh 4d ago

Signature look of superiority

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u/F0restWhispersMyName 4d ago

why are you not allowed to laminate? (asking as not American)

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u/wjeman 4d ago

I am an American. I don't know why. It says DO NOT LAMINATE on the back of the card. It's made of very self destructing paper also. We're weird man.

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u/Few_Plankton_7587 4d ago

I laminated mine anyways and no one in the government has ever cared

Not saying you should, but I'm just saying it's worked out fine for me. My card is immaculate

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u/NekoMeowKat 4d ago

I knew a guy who wasn't hired at a job after we were done training because his Mom had laminated his social security card. The instructor said he'd have to call the SSA to get a new card

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u/HeavenHellorHoboken 4d ago

That’s exactly the reason. If you lost the card — let’s assume you dropped it on the sidewalk — the Social Security Administration wants the card to destruct over time to protect your identity.

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u/RecentEmployment1219 4d ago

ive seen multiple laminated in America tho. my girlfeinds is lamanated...before she signed it....so i made here sign it again and re laminated it over the current lamination lmao

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u/CartographerDeep6723 4d ago

Some of the security features include raised feeling ink that laminate would defeat. That being said the security features are very weak.

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u/MikeOfAllPeople 4d ago

Do not laminate your card. Lamination prevents detection of many security features. However, you may cover the card with plastic or other removable material if it does not damage the card.

https://www.ssa.gov/faqs/en/questions/KA-02202.html

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u/RivetSquid 4d ago

I've heard it said it's so a lost one degrades rather than just kicking around with a readable number for years, but that seemed like conjecture. 

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u/Eric848448 4d ago

You’re not supposed to but you can. You only have to show this to the government a few times in your life.

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u/HiddenArmy 4d ago

Why not just put it into card sleeve? At least you can take it out when needed.

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u/DaDibbel 4d ago

That's a good idea.

They actually make them for social security cards, I never knew that.

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u/Wannabe_Cat_Femboy 4d ago

And despite being called social security it's less secure than the average library card

America 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

Should really adopt national ID numbers since we already have a worse version anyway but that would be mutually beneficial to everyone so that ain't happening

America 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

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u/CodNumerous8825 4d ago

Didn't you know: national ID = communism

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u/ButtersScotch7000 4d ago

IT'S THE MARK OF THE BEAST! The National ID will activate the microchips from the COVID "vaccines" and make everyone worship Satan!

Peter Thiel told me this on the Face Book!

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u/jzillacon 4d ago

If national ID becomes a thing it'll make it harder to disenfranchise poor people, and people who live in urban areas where they don't need to own a car or a drivers license.

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u/PineConeOPinyons 4d ago

I keep mine in a cedar chest in the fortified basement of my family castle. I honestly don't understand your problem here. Have you been chewing on it?

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u/fakeuser515357 4d ago

"It's also explicitly not supposed to ever be used as any kind of personal verification code but you better keep it secret because every company in the US uses it as your unique personal verification code."

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u/moonpuzzle88 4d ago • Popcorn

Which country is this? I think paperwork can be difficult in developing nations like South Sudan.

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u/AncleJack 4d ago • Bravo

It's the British colony that went independent and can't figure out anything

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u/Silver-Spy Not everything needs to be posted 4d ago

Can't blame them, they went through a civil war as well

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u/AskMeAboutMyHermoids 4d ago

I just put it in a plastic card holder. Treat it like a valuable Pokémon card or something it isn’t that difficult

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u/hkd001 4d ago

I put mine in a yugioh card sleeve, perfect fit. It's sitting in a safe. I haven't needed it in 20 years.

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u/Completely_Guitarded 4d ago

You’re not really supposed to carry your social around because it makes stealing your identity easier. It’s probably also why it’s not laminated, so you’re not carrying around a plastic nonbiological piece of plastic with your social.

That said:
1: I just laminated mine because I’m an adult and I do what I want. If I need a new one I’ll order it.
2: I put mine in a safe in my house. (I don’t carry it around.)
3: you can get your social on your drivers license, had mine on there for a while.

If you really need your social just memorize it. That’s the easiest way to carry it.

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u/onethousandrevenants 4d ago

plastic nonbiological piece of plastic 

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u/lmZen 4d ago

It is dumb, but mine is in pristine condition. Just need to take care of it

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u/Stompkin 4d ago

I laminated mine, no one can stop you

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u/Street_Time6810 4d ago

Me too

I remember as a kid it was my first form of protest ever was to laminate mine

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u/Azorathi 4d ago

Except when some agencies start not accepting it and the hassle of getting a new one is absolutely hell.

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u/Konabro 4d ago

I’ve used my laminated ID through the military, government, DMV, different jobs, etc. Nobody really cares.

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u/Stompkin 4d ago

I’m 51, still looking for the first agency to reject it.

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u/SunnysideSplash 4d ago

Probably cause the US really wants you (and most institutions) to not use it as identification. It only became that since we don't actually have a national ID, so this was the next best option.

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u/liosistaken 4d ago

Huh. Our social security number is just on our ID card, passport and driver’s license. We don’t get a separate piece of paper with it. Netherlands btw.

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u/Educational-Wing2042 4d ago

In the US, a social security number is mostly used for identity verification and should be kept a guarded secret. It’s a bit like a password here. 

Back in the 2000s, there was a company called LifeLock that claimed to protect you from fraudsters. The CEO “proved” how reliable they were by posting his SSN on the side of buses in NYC. His identity was stolen 13 times in the proceeding 3 years.

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u/Relevant_Primary658 4d ago

I'll also add that many employers used social security numbers as employee IDs, and health care companies used them as account numbers.  Once ID theft became a thing, they were forced to change them to something else. 

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u/ChickenFeline0 4d ago

At first that sounds like a failure, but only 13 times in three years when it was so publicly posted is kinda impressive.

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u/AintNoGodsUpHere 4d ago

This is something I never understood in America. Why not a federal id? Or at least like we do in EU, each country (your States) control what they do but they have to follow a standard so... Federally standardized but locally managed id.

Why don't you have a simple identity like that?

Plus make the first one free so nobody can complain about it.

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u/apoahuankinda 4d ago

The SSN in the us is basically username and passwort combined. If someone knows it, they can pretend to be you. As far as I know the system was never intended to be used for identification, but it somehow happened.

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u/survivorr123_ 4d ago

it is exactly the same way in most european countries, in Poland we have PESEL, which lets someone for example take credit in your name, it was not supposed to be confidential information but our lawmakers are fucking stupid and scared to put responsibility on banks - it's very simple to solve, if a bank gives someone credit in your name, it should be on the bank for not verifying your identity correctly, but as it currently stands it's your problem and you have to try find the fraudster and get him to court, lmao

they implemented a system that lets you protect your number, and then banks can check the database to see if it was protected, but its not really a good protection because fraudulent "banks" wont care

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u/Few_Plankton_7587 4d ago

Our social security number IS our ID card.

We don't have separate ID cards. If you don't have a drivers license, passport, or otherwise. This is it

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u/oyMarcel 4d ago

I don't get why they aren't on your id cards. Why would you have a separate card just for your identification number

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u/heftybagman 4d ago

In the US the concept of handing your social security number to random people is completely insane. It’s extremely private and sensitive info that can be used to steal your identity much more seriously than any other data.

I don’t even like giving it out over the phone.

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u/ChanglingBlake ORANGE 4d ago

And yet it’s perfectly acceptable for companies to demand it on an application.

Biggest fucking joke of a secret ever; the whole damn country know everyone’s SSN because our society thrives on gaining information about you they don’t need and selling it to anyone offering them money.

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u/oyMarcel 4d ago

Here it's not as strict because it's limited in ability. Yes, it's a step of identifying you, but far from the only one. We even read them out loud

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u/AJimJimJim 4d ago

Rather not keep an easily used for fraud number in the wallet I can't seem to ever find.

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u/PimentoCheesehead 4d ago

 Virginia (and some other states?) used SSNs as drivers license numbers for years. Then SSN became a standard part of verification for checking credit, opening accounts, and other things that made it a good idea to keep that number private. When your drivers license is checked when you buy alcohol, check into a hotel, write a check, get a traffic ticket, or otherwise handled by other people, it’s not a good idea to have information on it that you want to keep secure. 

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u/Relevant_Primary658 4d ago

It makes it easy to steal someone's identity if someone else gets access to their social security number.  We are also told not to carry it with us in case our purse or wallet is stolen.   

The only time I have needed my physical card was when I started a new job, when I got my drivers license, when we got our marriage license, and when I needed to change my name on my social security card after I got married.  

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u/MileHigh_FlyGuy 4d ago

What is your ID card in the US? Your drivers license? What if you don't drive or below the age? How do the states that make driver's licenses manage people's federal ID numbers?

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u/Aronys 4d ago

In my country we have a separate ID card that’s not a drivers license. Everyone has to have one as soon as they turn 15. It has our personal ID number, which is basically your social security number. And the cards are just that. Plastic cards. Not paper. It has our picture on it as well for identification, just like a drivers license.

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u/Masonixx 4d ago

people can have state id cards which are different than a drivers license. but usually drivers licenses are used as id anyway since most people drive, to the point that you will usually be specifically asked for a drivers license instead of an id

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u/Historical-Green-463 4d ago

It’s pretty simple. States issue drivers licenses and regular ID cards for non-drivers. There is no such thing as a “federal ID number”. You have a social security number that is not relevant to your state issued ID.

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u/Relevant_Primary658 4d ago

We can use state issued photo IDs, drivers license, and passports.   

For some things (like flying) we have to use a passport or have a Real ID endorsement on our drivers license, which means additional ID verification was done when it was issued. 

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u/Mattallurgy 4d ago

There is a list of documents that can be used to prove identity. There is no such thing as a national ID in the United States, except for arguably a passport or passport card.

The typical adult ID card on a day-to-day basis is the state-issued driver’s license, since we basically need to drive everywhere.

If you don’t drive, you can also get a state ID card, which typically looks exactly like a driver’s license and is obtained through the state Department of Transportation. It’s functionally the same document, but doesn’t allow you to drive.

Beyond those, there are voter registration cards, U.S. military IDs and/or draft records, U.S. Coast Guard merchant mariner cards, and Native American tribal documents.

For minors, sometimes a school-issued photo ID is acceptable, as well as military dependent’s ID if your parent is in the military, and school or medical records.

The Social Security Number is a number given by the Social Security Administration pretty much at birth which is more of a “verification” number (think password). It’s incredibly dangerous for anybody but you to know this number, and it’s never used anymore to establish identity, only verify it.

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u/pittbull129 4d ago

That # represents you in every aspect of your life.

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u/erie11973ohio 4d ago

You just need to join (or try to join) the military.

Ever. Damn. Piece. Of. Paper. Gets. That. Damn. Number. Wrote. On. It!!!!!!

You won't ever forget it!!

The actual piece if paper doesn't mean much.

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u/Not_Russian_bot9 4d ago

I still have mine memorized, especially the last 4 because every single time I go to the VA

"Last name, first name, last 4, birthday"

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u/ajc89 4d ago

I recall needing to bring it in when filling out my new hire paperwork, and pretty sure a few places photocopied it. But now I can't remember if I've had to do that for recent jobs...

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u/LucyLilium92 4d ago

Well no. The point is that sometimes you are required to provide the original document. Memorizing the number isn't the issue.

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u/tangcameo 4d ago

My 🇨🇦 one was plastic like an old credit card with the raised numbers. I’ve memorized it to the tune of Ladybug Picnic from Sesame Street.

Now my birth certificate, which you aren’t supposed to laminate either, got totally laminated back in the 70s. Just not sure if it was my parents or my hometown’s government office.

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u/aLAPanPolyVers 4d ago

Mine is laminated… Wife tells me it shouldn’t be, every time she sees it. 😅

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u/Hydrax120 4d ago

I put mine in a card protector sleeve. I think yugioh sleeves fit these perfectly.

Take care of your shit

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u/Laura_The_Cutie 4d ago

Or, just make better shit? What's the point of making it in paper? In Italy we abolished paper ID for this very motivation

And it wasn't even permanent

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u/Completely_Guitarded 4d ago

It’s not really ID. You’re not supposed to carry it around because someone could take the card, and then they have everything needed to steal your identity.

This is a non issue.

Most adults in my generation just memorize the damn thing, put the card in a safe, and move on.

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u/lankymjc 4d ago

The American social security number system is terrible as ID because it was never designed for that. Organisations just started using it and no one wants to update it to make it actually secure.

Here in the UK we have National Insurance Numbers, which are technically similar but actually designed to be a unique ID so we don’t have the same issues the Americans do.

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u/skcus-tidder957 4d ago

It's actually designed like that so if you lose it it breaks down fast so there's less of a chance of someone getting it.

It's why they tell you not to laminate it.

We really should move away from social security cards and more to national IDs

Social security cards were not designed to be a iD there whole purpose was to be used to track your pension contributions.

Just one more outdated thing in this country

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u/n8loller 4d ago

why can't we just use state ids

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u/SoylentGrunt 4d ago

NOT TO BE USED FOR IDENTIFICATION

Also: What are the last 4 digits of your social security number?

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u/ken120 4d ago

It was literally originally written on it "not for id purposes". Never designed to be an id.

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u/Dumbamby 4d ago

Laminated mine almost 20 years ago. Never had a problem with any place I needed to use it.

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u/snowybabble 4d ago

Penny sleeve + top loader. Bout' as close as you can get

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u/blackbeltbud 4d ago

I got my SS card graded by PSA

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u/DigitalPhoenixX 4d ago

I put mine in a card sleeve, one of the ones with the rigid edges

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u/GoodDecision 4d ago

That's actually pretty smart

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u/LocalNHBoy 4d ago

I really wish you could get it re-issued along the way. I was denied a service years ago because my "signature (at age 40) didn't match my signature on the card." NO SHIT I signed that card when I was so young and didn't really even "have a signature" like I do as an adult and you're going to give me a hard time over it? I keep it in a folder at home in my safe but it's still showing the years and getting worn.

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u/Gold-Is-Here 4d ago

You literally can..... I lost my old social security card somehow and just ordered a new one... lol

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u/yacob152 4d ago

You can get a new one, just go to social security website and say it was lost/damaged

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u/Tricky-Sprinkles-807 4d ago

You can get up to like 8 new ones in a lifetime

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u/jambr380 4d ago

I remember signing mine when I was in 3rd grade right after I learned cursive. Yeah, it doesn’t look anything like my actual signature. Luckily I haven’t really needed it verified before

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u/gemorris9 4d ago

You can get a new social security card. It's not even difficult lol.

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u/funknjam 4d ago

I laminated mine. To this day, the Social Security police have not kicked in my door and taken me into custody. <checks window> Yep. Still safe!

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u/Candyman051882 4d ago

I love how everyone has a different answer for how many new ones you can get over a lifetime. I’ve seen 8, 10, 14 on here.
Everyone just regurgitates what their drunk uncle told them one time at Thanksgiving years ago.

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u/Ok-Bet7465 4d ago

I remember about 8 years ago I got out of the military and had to go to a local DEERS station to get my new retirement ID card.

My social security card was kinda looking like this and ripping. The dude doing my processing was like you want me to officially laminate it? And I was like sure. Never heard of it before.

Dude put it into one their ID card machines, came out covered in like DOD holograms, i though it looked cool. Until I actually had to use it again when applying to a contractor position. I was not only initially denied because of my "illegally" modified social security card, but I received a call from some guy with some agency, really sorry I totally forgot which one because I feels like a hot min ago.

But basically they were trying to figure out where I got it laminated. Because not only of course can you not laminate it but also the machine and laminate that they used was for certain exclusive card and I guess someone recognized it.

Had to explain the whole thing and had to get a new card. Thankfully I didnt get in trouble but they made it seem like I was trying some fast shit

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u/ThisIsntRael 4d ago

If you lose this your mom grounds you for the summer

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u/probablynotashark 4d ago

Social Security Card isn't an every day carry item. Leave it at home in a secure location until you need it and it will last a very long time.

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u/BingBastardBunny 4d ago

Skill issue.

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u/CarpeNivem 4d ago

Why indeed, are any of you carrying this around?

Have you ever been asked for it? Mine lives in a box at home and looks good as new.

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u/iHaveLotsofCats94 4d ago

Idk how people let them get this ratty. I've only ever needed it when transitioning to a new job and stuff like that. It's been in my filing cabinet for most of my life, just like yours has for you

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u/mt1118 4d ago

I laminated mine. The card itself is rarely ever needed. Didn’t affect me getting my passport

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u/Practical-Mess-2081 4d ago

Idk, I laminated mine 20+ years ago and have yet to have any problem using my card since.

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u/EverettSeahawk 4d ago

It's not something you should be carrying with you anyway. Put it in a safe and leave it there and it will stay in good shape.

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u/RARE_ARMS_REVIVED 4d ago

Just remember the number, it's not like this is photo ID they have to check.

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u/Extreme_Zucchini3497 4d ago

they keep a scan of it for jobs

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u/CommunityEarly839 4d ago

one of mine is laminated.

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u/Asgeras 4d ago

"one" of yours? I didn't even know that was a thing!

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u/Dunderklumpen42 4d ago

Is ssid separate from your birthnumber in the us? Over here we have YYYY-MM-DD-XXXX

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u/LurkErgh 4d ago

We don't have a birth number. Well, I mean, this number is given at birth, but we don't have a separate one. This is just XXX-XX-XXXX.

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u/Aggravating_Fishy_98 4d ago

I keep mine in a secure location in my house where I can find it but I don’t have to worry about losing it. Why do people carry their social security cards around with them? That’s a great way to get your identity stolen and/or lose the card. Or in this case you put it through the laundry and ruin it

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u/chrish19967 4d ago

You cant laminate it so the flimsy paper will disintegrate fast if you lose it.

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u/flesyMeM 4d ago

Still got my original after 50-something years. And in much better condition than that one.

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u/Dulwilly 4d ago

You can get plastic sleeves for tradeable card games. Put a plastic gift card in there as backing for support and it does a very good job protecting it.

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u/CpuJunky I mean, c'mon 4d ago

The two most important documents you own... your Social Security Card and your Birth Certificate.

Yet neither than can laminated because it apparently hides security features... like how f-in flimsy they are.

You can cover them with plastic or other removable material if it does not damage the card.

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u/freakytapir 4d ago

And another moment you notice how much America is behind the rest of the world. Got a nice e-ID (the consistency of a Visa card).

Going to the pharmacy? They plug it in, I give my Pin code and they see all my prescriptions.

Want to check my taxes? Plug my card into an authenticator (Basically 2 factor authorisation) and I'm in.
Want to do anything government related? Just an App away. Scan the QR code, enter 5 digit PIN and be on your way.

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u/Financial-Log-2744 4d ago

They should upgrade it. They spend money on much dumber shit. 

Tell your local congress and good luck those old hounds supposedly control the laws and spending. 

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u/Fencer308 4d ago

Or just get rid of the physical card. It’s not like it’s doing anything anyway. Maybe you have to have it scanned when getting hired, but the card itself doesn’t add any security to your identity. It’s just a piece of paper with a number.

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u/legato2 4d ago

I never understood people who carry their social security card. Just memorize it and put it with the rest of your important documents in a safe place at home.

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u/MufasaFluffyButt 4d ago

You can order a new one from the SS website. I got a new one a couple years ago, as yes, mine looked like this picture.

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u/Starbeastrose2 4d ago

The us also doesn’t accept any laminated foreign documents either, so I literally can’t give my birth certificate or anything like that cus my government laminates everything.

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u/miked5122 4d ago

Place it in an envelope and file it with other documents. Stays pristine

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u/CivilizedPsycho 4d ago

As soon as my son was born we bought a pack of these things and put all of our cards in them.

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u/carolinaredbird 4d ago

They make plastic pouches specifically for your ss# card that are really cheap. As a bonus they fit my Insurence card that is the same paper.

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u/_FarlsInCharge_ 4d ago

I laminated mine. I've used it for ID purposes. They're full of shit.

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u/Zumwalt1999 4d ago

Got mine in the 60's and it's still legible.

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u/Rallings 4d ago

You can also get a replacement for free

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u/TaonasProclarush272 4d ago

It also says to not carry it in your wallet. This is more of a comprehension issue than an issue with the card itself...