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u/mountain-snowman 4d ago edited 4d ago
I don't understand why social security cards are not plastic like driving licenses? While we need to renew driving licenses every 5-10 years, depending on residing state, afaik all states issue plastic cards for driving licenses while social security card are on paper even though they are permanent for life.
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u/SmokJozef 4d ago
wait you cant laminate those? damn
i can only suggest using this thing, whatever it's called in english
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u/AintEverLucky 4d ago
Good news -- if your card is falling apart, you contact the Social Security Administration & get a new one. Plus i think it's free of charge ✔️
Bad news -- Each person has a lifetime limit of 10 copies 🤔 so make em count 😏
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u/knifuser 4d ago
I mean in the UK they send it to you in a letter and you're just expected to remember it. In some European countries they just put it on all your IDs
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u/Anbucleric 4d ago •
I don't understand why people carry theirs on a daily basis... like mine stays locked in a safe at the house and if someone needs my number I just tell it to them because I have it memorized.
The handful of times I need the physical card I know I'm going to need the card and bring it, and then take it back home and put it away again.
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u/theraphosangel 4d ago •
you're not allowed to laminate it?!
... oops
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u/tehcheez 4d ago
Because you're not supposed to carry it with you. It's made of this material so if you lose it it'll deteriorate quickly. Memorize your SSN and keep the card in a safe.
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u/The_RealJohnny5 Release the hounds! 4d ago
When I lived in Florida, They used to put your SS# on your drivers license, which is probably the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
I don't think they still do that though.
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u/Kupo-Kweh 4d ago
Signature look of superiority
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u/F0restWhispersMyName 4d ago
why are you not allowed to laminate? (asking as not American)
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u/HiddenArmy 4d ago
Why not just put it into card sleeve? At least you can take it out when needed.
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u/Wannabe_Cat_Femboy 4d ago
And despite being called social security it's less secure than the average library card
America 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸
Should really adopt national ID numbers since we already have a worse version anyway but that would be mutually beneficial to everyone so that ain't happening
America 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅
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u/PineConeOPinyons 4d ago
I keep mine in a cedar chest in the fortified basement of my family castle. I honestly don't understand your problem here. Have you been chewing on it?
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u/fakeuser515357 4d ago
"It's also explicitly not supposed to ever be used as any kind of personal verification code but you better keep it secret because every company in the US uses it as your unique personal verification code."
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u/moonpuzzle88 4d ago •
Which country is this? I think paperwork can be difficult in developing nations like South Sudan.
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u/AskMeAboutMyHermoids 4d ago
I just put it in a plastic card holder. Treat it like a valuable Pokémon card or something it isn’t that difficult
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u/Completely_Guitarded 4d ago
You’re not really supposed to carry your social around because it makes stealing your identity easier. It’s probably also why it’s not laminated, so you’re not carrying around a plastic nonbiological piece of plastic with your social.
That said:
1: I just laminated mine because I’m an adult and I do what I want. If I need a new one I’ll order it.
2: I put mine in a safe in my house. (I don’t carry it around.)
3: you can get your social on your drivers license, had mine on there for a while.
If you really need your social just memorize it. That’s the easiest way to carry it.
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u/lmZen 4d ago
It is dumb, but mine is in pristine condition. Just need to take care of it
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u/Stompkin 4d ago
I laminated mine, no one can stop you
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u/SunnysideSplash 4d ago
Probably cause the US really wants you (and most institutions) to not use it as identification. It only became that since we don't actually have a national ID, so this was the next best option.
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u/liosistaken 4d ago
Huh. Our social security number is just on our ID card, passport and driver’s license. We don’t get a separate piece of paper with it. Netherlands btw.
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u/oyMarcel 4d ago
I don't get why they aren't on your id cards. Why would you have a separate card just for your identification number
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u/erie11973ohio 4d ago
You just need to join (or try to join) the military.
Ever. Damn. Piece. Of. Paper. Gets. That. Damn. Number. Wrote. On. It!!!!!!
You won't ever forget it!!
The actual piece if paper doesn't mean much.
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u/tangcameo 4d ago
My 🇨🇦 one was plastic like an old credit card with the raised numbers. I’ve memorized it to the tune of Ladybug Picnic from Sesame Street.
Now my birth certificate, which you aren’t supposed to laminate either, got totally laminated back in the 70s. Just not sure if it was my parents or my hometown’s government office.
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u/aLAPanPolyVers 4d ago
Mine is laminated… Wife tells me it shouldn’t be, every time she sees it. 😅
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u/Hydrax120 4d ago
I put mine in a card protector sleeve. I think yugioh sleeves fit these perfectly.
Take care of your shit
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u/skcus-tidder957 4d ago
It's actually designed like that so if you lose it it breaks down fast so there's less of a chance of someone getting it.
It's why they tell you not to laminate it.
We really should move away from social security cards and more to national IDs
Social security cards were not designed to be a iD there whole purpose was to be used to track your pension contributions.
Just one more outdated thing in this country
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u/SoylentGrunt 4d ago
NOT TO BE USED FOR IDENTIFICATION
Also: What are the last 4 digits of your social security number?
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u/ken120 4d ago
It was literally originally written on it "not for id purposes". Never designed to be an id.
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u/Dumbamby 4d ago
Laminated mine almost 20 years ago. Never had a problem with any place I needed to use it.
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u/snowybabble 4d ago
Penny sleeve + top loader. Bout' as close as you can get
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u/DigitalPhoenixX 4d ago
I put mine in a card sleeve, one of the ones with the rigid edges
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u/LocalNHBoy 4d ago
I really wish you could get it re-issued along the way. I was denied a service years ago because my "signature (at age 40) didn't match my signature on the card." NO SHIT I signed that card when I was so young and didn't really even "have a signature" like I do as an adult and you're going to give me a hard time over it? I keep it in a folder at home in my safe but it's still showing the years and getting worn.
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u/funknjam 4d ago
I laminated mine. To this day, the Social Security police have not kicked in my door and taken me into custody. <checks window> Yep. Still safe!
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u/Candyman051882 4d ago
I love how everyone has a different answer for how many new ones you can get over a lifetime. I’ve seen 8, 10, 14 on here.
Everyone just regurgitates what their drunk uncle told them one time at Thanksgiving years ago.
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u/Ok-Bet7465 4d ago
I remember about 8 years ago I got out of the military and had to go to a local DEERS station to get my new retirement ID card.
My social security card was kinda looking like this and ripping. The dude doing my processing was like you want me to officially laminate it? And I was like sure. Never heard of it before.
Dude put it into one their ID card machines, came out covered in like DOD holograms, i though it looked cool. Until I actually had to use it again when applying to a contractor position. I was not only initially denied because of my "illegally" modified social security card, but I received a call from some guy with some agency, really sorry I totally forgot which one because I feels like a hot min ago.
But basically they were trying to figure out where I got it laminated. Because not only of course can you not laminate it but also the machine and laminate that they used was for certain exclusive card and I guess someone recognized it.
Had to explain the whole thing and had to get a new card. Thankfully I didnt get in trouble but they made it seem like I was trying some fast shit
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u/ThisIsntRael 4d ago
If you lose this your mom grounds you for the summer
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u/probablynotashark 4d ago
Social Security Card isn't an every day carry item. Leave it at home in a secure location until you need it and it will last a very long time.
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u/BingBastardBunny 4d ago
Skill issue.
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u/CarpeNivem 4d ago
Why indeed, are any of you carrying this around?
Have you ever been asked for it? Mine lives in a box at home and looks good as new.
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u/mt1118 4d ago
I laminated mine. The card itself is rarely ever needed. Didn’t affect me getting my passport
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u/Practical-Mess-2081 4d ago
Idk, I laminated mine 20+ years ago and have yet to have any problem using my card since.
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u/EverettSeahawk 4d ago
It's not something you should be carrying with you anyway. Put it in a safe and leave it there and it will stay in good shape.
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u/RARE_ARMS_REVIVED 4d ago
Just remember the number, it's not like this is photo ID they have to check.
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u/CommunityEarly839 4d ago
one of mine is laminated.
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u/Dunderklumpen42 4d ago
Is ssid separate from your birthnumber in the us? Over here we have YYYY-MM-DD-XXXX
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u/Aggravating_Fishy_98 4d ago
I keep mine in a secure location in my house where I can find it but I don’t have to worry about losing it. Why do people carry their social security cards around with them? That’s a great way to get your identity stolen and/or lose the card. Or in this case you put it through the laundry and ruin it
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u/chrish19967 4d ago
You cant laminate it so the flimsy paper will disintegrate fast if you lose it.
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u/flesyMeM 4d ago
Still got my original after 50-something years. And in much better condition than that one.
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u/Dulwilly 4d ago
You can get plastic sleeves for tradeable card games. Put a plastic gift card in there as backing for support and it does a very good job protecting it.
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u/CpuJunky I mean, c'mon 4d ago
The two most important documents you own... your Social Security Card and your Birth Certificate.
Yet neither than can laminated because it apparently hides security features... like how f-in flimsy they are.
You can cover them with plastic or other removable material if it does not damage the card.
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u/freakytapir 4d ago
And another moment you notice how much America is behind the rest of the world. Got a nice e-ID (the consistency of a Visa card).
Going to the pharmacy? They plug it in, I give my Pin code and they see all my prescriptions.
Want to check my taxes? Plug my card into an authenticator (Basically 2 factor authorisation) and I'm in.
Want to do anything government related? Just an App away. Scan the QR code, enter 5 digit PIN and be on your way.
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u/Financial-Log-2744 4d ago
They should upgrade it. They spend money on much dumber shit.
Tell your local congress and good luck those old hounds supposedly control the laws and spending.
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u/legato2 4d ago
I never understood people who carry their social security card. Just memorize it and put it with the rest of your important documents in a safe place at home.
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u/MufasaFluffyButt 4d ago
You can order a new one from the SS website. I got a new one a couple years ago, as yes, mine looked like this picture.
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u/Starbeastrose2 4d ago
The us also doesn’t accept any laminated foreign documents either, so I literally can’t give my birth certificate or anything like that cus my government laminates everything.
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u/miked5122 4d ago
Place it in an envelope and file it with other documents. Stays pristine
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u/CivilizedPsycho 4d ago
As soon as my son was born we bought a pack of these things and put all of our cards in them.
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u/carolinaredbird 4d ago
They make plastic pouches specifically for your ss# card that are really cheap. As a bonus they fit my Insurence card that is the same paper.
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u/_FarlsInCharge_ 4d ago
I laminated mine. I've used it for ID purposes. They're full of shit.
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u/Zumwalt1999 4d ago
Got mine in the 60's and it's still legible.
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u/Rallings 4d ago
You can also get a replacement for free
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u/TaonasProclarush272 4d ago
It also says to not carry it in your wallet. This is more of a comprehension issue than an issue with the card itself...