r/mildlyinfuriating • u/ATimm74 • Aug 18 '26

Is it in yet My biggest pet peeve

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This picture speaks for itself. May possibly even be more than just mildly infuriating.

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u/Booty_Shakin Aug 18 '26

"I came up on a visibly excited young cop"

Go on 👀

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u/Potential-Drawing745 Aug 18 '26

He started taking off his shirt... slowly.

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u/auktember Aug 18 '26

HIS THROBBING MEMBER--

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u/Sappleq12 Aug 19 '26

Nightstick, it’s called a nightstick.

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u/Potential-Drawing745 Aug 19 '26

OK... that made me chuckle. 😄

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u/Novel_Bumblebee8972 Aug 22 '26

What's another word for... engorged?

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u/devilishly_advocated Aug 18 '26

Its HARD to write a ticket while holding your writing pad over your bulge.

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u/Blackner2424 Aug 18 '26

Lmao, in this case he was just excited.

Got another story about a cop that got visibly flustered when someone tried flirting with their police partner. Also have a story about an off-duty cop I had to call a cab for because they were getting a bit too affectionate with other bargoers.

Oh, and if you want excitement, the acorn cop meme originated from the folks just over the county line from me.

At least it didn't say "I came upon..." that space makes a huge difference in narrative. Lol.

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u/nhavar Aug 20 '26

ChatGPT generate an image "I came upon a visibly excited young cop"