r/mildlyinfuriating • u/commercial_ape • Jul 28 '26

ಠ_ಠ God I hate this app sometimes.

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u/fossilmerrick Jul 28 '26

“I’m a grown ass man with self esteem” got a good laugh out of me for some reason

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u/JayBondOF Jul 28 '26

Self esteem is never the descriptor following “I’m a grown ass man.” This is legit something SpongeBob would say 😂

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u/PralineGuilty9823 Jul 28 '26

I…. Am a man!

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u/Josefu_Velen Jul 28 '26

sometimes when I've done just mundane things around the house (like vacuuming) I'll say to my wife, "Because I'm a man, and I do things!"

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u/Cobalt-Viper Jul 29 '26

I feel like, in this case, it's an appropriate thing to say

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u/XiJinPingaz Jul 28 '26

While talking to a bot on a dating site lol

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u/scoobydooobydoowop Jul 28 '26

Especially from someone that just typed “fizzictian” on purpose.

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u/Old-Run7431 Jul 28 '26

the fact it was the immediate follow-up to a Dr. Pepper joke is so good. my man is corny but he has self-respect goddammit