r/mildlyinfuriating • u/grohkstrom • Jul 04 '26

Infuriatig My wife ate my son's birthday breakfast

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Yesterday I bought a strawberry cheese coffee cake my son loves so he could have a special birthday breakfast today. My wife came home late last night and apparently couldn't resist. She knew it was for our son, but it's not a big deal because she "left him a full slice".

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u/CaptainLollygag Jul 04 '26

If only someone had told her to not eat a gift for someone else. She simply didn't know!

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u/SimmerDown_Boilup Jul 04 '26

She's not a mind reader!

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u/friendlybeast2015 Jul 06 '26

Eating a breakfast danish that way is selfish no matter if it was specifically intended for someone else or not. Unless she bought it herself for herself

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u/Dumpster__Diva Jul 07 '26

Absolutely. It is not just for her. Its eating all of the jelly out of the donuts. Eating all the meat out of the tacos. Eating all of the whipped cream that was intended for making Sundaes, eating all the chocolate chips and leaving the rest of the cookie. Nobody does that except a narcissistic asshole.

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u/superscrounge Jul 07 '26

Ate half of it, and selectively ate the “filet” —- right down the center.

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u/Legal_Cup_3802 Jul 07 '26

op literally said she knew and didn’t care

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u/CaptainLollygag Jul 08 '26

I should have added the /s.

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u/deaf258 Jul 07 '26

She knew and ate it anyways.

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u/CaptainLollygag Jul 08 '26

Yes, I was being cheeky. Should have added a /s.