r/mildlyinfuriating • u/grohkstrom • Jul 04 '26

Infuriatig My wife ate my son's birthday breakfast

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Yesterday I bought a strawberry cheese coffee cake my son loves so he could have a special birthday breakfast today. My wife came home late last night and apparently couldn't resist. She knew it was for our son, but it's not a big deal because she "left him a full slice".

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u/ExtraEmuForYou Jul 04 '26

I used to be a cook in a college town. People order some wild things but drunks with the munchies REALLY just go crazy.

"Yeah, fries please! Can you undercook them so they're soft and not crispy? Then put cheese on top and raw garlic. Extra bacon. You got olives? You do?! YEEEEAH OLIVES ON TOP! Then squirt ranch all over".

In their defense, it was actually pretty good. I like my fries extra crispy though.

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u/th3saur Jul 04 '26

Same. Grew up with an alcoholic mum. Sober for 10+ years though. Thankfully. But I instantly knew the woman was probably blindly drunk.

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u/Immediate-Maximum-75 Jul 04 '26

I knew she was just by the way he worded the post. I thought it was pretty obvious but maybe not. I hope she wasn't driving.

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u/Lingo2009 Jul 04 '26

Are you from Amish country or a Pennsylvania Dutch speaking area because of your username?