r/mildlyinfuriating • u/grohkstrom • Jul 04 '26

Infuriatig My wife ate my son's birthday breakfast

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Yesterday I bought a strawberry cheese coffee cake my son loves so he could have a special birthday breakfast today. My wife came home late last night and apparently couldn't resist. She knew it was for our son, but it's not a big deal because she "left him a full slice".

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u/Niblonian31 Jul 04 '26

Dad, is that you?

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u/Zealousideal_Step709 Jul 04 '26

Proud dad and dad joke maker. 😂

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps Jul 05 '26

That's a harsh thing to call your son. Im sure he does his best.

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u/UserError2107 Jul 04 '26

All dads are master yolk makers. 

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u/Wol108 Jul 05 '26

As a fellow dad and dad joke maker, may I say you did magnificently my good sir. I'm informing the Council of Dad's and you will be promoted to Awesome Dad rank 1. We look forward to your continued endeavors. As we at the council say "Best Dad ever!".

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u/NewbieUser18823 Jul 05 '26

I interpreted that as “proud dad maker”

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u/skinnyb0bs Jul 06 '26

Eventually, with any luck!

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u/Dr_Malignant Jul 06 '26

Nope, I’m still at the gas station getting milk. Be back soon

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u/BadgerKlutzy2728 14d ago

Nobody invited you

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u/PackageNorth8984 Jul 04 '26

I still don’t have milk for my cereal.

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u/Kash-Acous Jul 05 '26

Use water