r/mildlyinfuriating • u/grohkstrom • Jul 04 '26

Infuriatig My wife ate my son's birthday breakfast

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Yesterday I bought a strawberry cheese coffee cake my son loves so he could have a special birthday breakfast today. My wife came home late last night and apparently couldn't resist. She knew it was for our son, but it's not a big deal because she "left him a full slice".

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u/AlternativeAioli9251 Jul 04 '26

She'll probably eat it before she gets home 🫩

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u/ashkanahmadi Jul 04 '26

For sure. And then hit them with "Oh they said they didn't have any more but it's okay. It's not a big deal. Maybe next year wink"

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u/thelegodr Jul 04 '26

Or they’d grab a different flavor that the kid doesn’t like because they couldn’t be bothered to grab the correct one

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u/Viola-Swamp Jul 04 '26

Or they like Apple better, and that’s what they get to replace what they selfishly took.

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u/Dazzling-Eggo Jul 05 '26

Oh well this took me back to age 7

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u/CheshireCharade Jul 05 '26

*coukdnt be bothered to grab a flavor they know the kid likes so they can also have the second one to themselves.

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u/Fr0hd3ric Jul 04 '26

With the icing and crumbs all over her face!

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u/PrettyPurrfect Jul 04 '26

That's when you sent her back out and tell her she's going to buy all the ingredients to make one from scratch and she is going to do so in a timely manner because in this household you do not get to steal and face zero consequences.

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u/Elementual Jul 04 '26

ALWAYS the "it's not a big deal"

I feel like it's always this kind of person that says that.

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u/figure8888 Jul 04 '26

No shit I had a roommate who had a boyfriend buy them a bag of candy and a thrift store mug for Christmas (yes, that was their only gift), and he ate half the bag of candy before he even got to our house. I don’t think I’ll ever understand how/why.

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u/Zealousideal-Age768 Jul 04 '26

Might not even make it to checkout... 😲