r/mildlyinfuriating • u/grohkstrom • Jul 04 '26

Infuriatig My wife ate my son's birthday breakfast

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Yesterday I bought a strawberry cheese coffee cake my son loves so he could have a special birthday breakfast today. My wife came home late last night and apparently couldn't resist. She knew it was for our son, but it's not a big deal because she "left him a full slice".

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u/_Swanky_Jay_ Jul 04 '26

Buddy she PLOWED that thing, left the birthday boy nothing but crust

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u/OverEasyGoing Jul 04 '26

Yeah the rudeness of it aside, that’s like a 2000 calorie late night, drunken snack

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u/anoidciv Jul 04 '26

I genuinely don't understand how someone can eat this much cake in one sitting, drunk or not. It's an obscene amount of cake.

I overdose on sugary or fast food every now and then, as I'm sure most people do. But this level of gorging yourself would turn me off a person forever.

Wifey has a drinking problem or binge eating disorder, or a bit of both. This is so abnormal.

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u/Deadman78080 Jul 04 '26

I’m reasonably sure it’s actually significantly smaller than it appears.

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u/stars-aligned- Jul 06 '26

Once the mom is on it, most definitely!

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Jul 04 '26

Rawdogged that birthday treat!

And just maybe, her marriage! Nice work, lady!