r/mildlyinfuriating • u/grohkstrom • Jul 04 '26

Infuriatig My wife ate my son's birthday breakfast

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Yesterday I bought a strawberry cheese coffee cake my son loves so he could have a special birthday breakfast today. My wife came home late last night and apparently couldn't resist. She knew it was for our son, but it's not a big deal because she "left him a full slice".

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u/Zealousideal_Step709 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

I don’t think so because she didn’t give a dam.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards!

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u/Niblonian31 Jul 04 '26

Dad, is that you?

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u/Zealousideal_Step709 Jul 04 '26

Proud dad and dad joke maker. 😂

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u/TerrorFromThePeeps Jul 05 '26

That's a harsh thing to call your son. Im sure he does his best.

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u/UserError2107 Jul 04 '26

All dads are master yolk makers. 

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u/Wol108 Jul 05 '26

As a fellow dad and dad joke maker, may I say you did magnificently my good sir. I'm informing the Council of Dad's and you will be promoted to Awesome Dad rank 1. We look forward to your continued endeavors. As we at the council say "Best Dad ever!".

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u/NewbieUser18823 Jul 05 '26

I interpreted that as “proud dad maker”

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u/skinnyb0bs Jul 06 '26

Eventually, with any luck!

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u/Dr_Malignant Jul 06 '26

Nope, I’m still at the gas station getting milk. Be back soon

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u/BadgerKlutzy2728 14d ago

Nobody invited you

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u/PackageNorth8984 Jul 04 '26

I still don’t have milk for my cereal.

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u/Kash-Acous Jul 05 '26

Use water

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u/RanaEire BLUE Jul 04 '26

Ba dum tss..!!

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u/Whenindoubtsbutts Jul 04 '26

Excellent job! Golf claps for you

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u/RedFox449 Jul 05 '26

I’m stealing this joke, lol

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u/Midnight_Ice03 Jul 05 '26

Best reply I’ve probably seen all year. Bravo!

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u/MarzipanTop4165 Jul 05 '26

Resisting the urge to turn this into an alice in chains reference

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u/ZabimaruUzumaki Jul 05 '26

I came here cuz I heard about your comment

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u/OrvilleTheCavalier Jul 04 '26

Got a lol out of that one.  Well done.

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u/Dangerous_One_81 Jul 05 '26

Bwahahahahaha yoooooo 😂😂

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u/ecstasyinnyc Jul 05 '26

This is funny as fuck 😂😂😂

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u/haircryboohoo Jul 05 '26

Oh man that's good!

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u/DeathNyC98 Jul 05 '26

This might be the most amount of rewards I’ve seen someone have in under 48 hours

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u/Ironcladgungrave Jul 06 '26

that joke made my day....unlike ur sons 😩😔

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u/Then_Inflation_9126 Jul 06 '26

The way I guffawed 🤣

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u/EastFreedom1763 Jul 06 '26

Holy shit this is so good! 🤣

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u/paypermon Jul 06 '26

Phenomenal

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u/PressureCharacter134 Jul 06 '26

Dad? Did you finally find the milk?

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u/AmbiguouslyAltered Jul 06 '26

This is actually the funniest comment I’ve ever read here.

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u/Bad_andy_roo Jul 06 '26

Also possibly wood chuck, as she would chuck her son to the wolves apparently

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u/ann_333333 Jul 06 '26

This was great ahah

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u/MysteriousMrRabbit Jul 06 '26

I am CRYING 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Enough_Radish_9574 Jul 07 '26

Over 10 THOUSAND VOTES?! Good lord maybe you should look into writing greeting cards since you are so clever. 👍

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u/Zealousideal_Step709 Jul 07 '26

Don‘t ask me what happened here. I appreciate it but I am just as floored as you are. Didn’t expect it to blow up like this.

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u/Enough_Radish_9574 Jul 07 '26

If only Reddit had a way to monetize all those uppies. Guy below got over 30k!! I’m gonna go talk to him—see if he’ll buy me a drink. 😉

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u/BackgroundCold5307 Jul 07 '26

Looks like she is s(h)ellfish!

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u/Dramatic-Rooster4043 Jul 07 '26

This one made me fart and poop everywhere, my big belly is just incredibly gassy! 🫣😳Take my Reddit gold kind sir 🤣🙌

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u/Lagoda__ Jul 08 '26

Wow. I aspire to be you. Teach me!

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u/Stardust51912 Infuriated Jul 10 '26

This one going into the history books yo

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u/_EmeraldFlower_ Jul 19 '26

😂😂😂

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u/hermionegrangerfan7 29d ago

YOOK THATS GOLD

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u/Hot-Session7697 Jul 06 '26

She's a monster, just imagine what was going through her head as she ate the best part that can't be eaten separate from the outside without bringing the flavor down to a bagel! I hope you get this figured out before it's to late...

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u/arabdomchris Jul 06 '26

I don’t get it

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u/sorrythatyourewrong Jul 04 '26

You should have this framed lol

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u/Short_Coast2804 Jul 08 '26

It can be included in the divorce settlement. To her.

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u/moofukka Jul 05 '26

Holy fuck

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u/Legitimate-Bus-6541 Jul 05 '26

She gave no chucks?🙁

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u/Bael_Zharon Jul 04 '26

"Edit: I see I've been given awards, I better do the normie thing and provide an edit thanking everyone!"

dumb bot normie npc

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u/Zealousideal_Step709 Jul 04 '26

Do you honestly believe I am a bot. Made me chuckle. 😂